Melody 💖
@idalupenis.bsky.social
Trans lesbian communist who likes movies and music. My writing can be found at The Singles Jukebox, PopHeist, and Rock and Roll Globe. Sometimes I write books too.
Bisexual women will say, “I’m attracted to every woman and my bf,” and then this is their bf
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Bisexual women will say, “I’m attracted to every woman and my bf,” and then this is their bf
Virgin Fatal Attraction: “This bitch is crazy 😱”
Chad Basic Instinct: “This bitch is crazy 🥵”
Chad Basic Instinct: “This bitch is crazy 🥵”
November 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Virgin Fatal Attraction: “This bitch is crazy 😱”
Chad Basic Instinct: “This bitch is crazy 🥵”
Chad Basic Instinct: “This bitch is crazy 🥵”
My life is just cats
November 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
My life is just cats
LibreOffice really wants its users to get a visit from the FBI
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
LibreOffice really wants its users to get a visit from the FBI
I abuse parentheticals, em dashes, and semicolons with vigor (or zest—giving my writing a sort of frantic, kinetic quality; a symptom of my ADHD, perhaps).
November 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I abuse parentheticals, em dashes, and semicolons with vigor (or zest—giving my writing a sort of frantic, kinetic quality; a symptom of my ADHD, perhaps).
They have bonded over being British and their love for music
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
They have bonded over being British and their love for music
Whoa, Gilmore Girls predicted Peppa Pig
October 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Whoa, Gilmore Girls predicted Peppa Pig
I love writing fiction, because I find myself Googling shit like “most lesbian cigarette brand”
October 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I love writing fiction, because I find myself Googling shit like “most lesbian cigarette brand”
Reading 'Salem's Lot, and the scariest thing in it so far is the phrase "the most delectable set of jahoobies you ever clapped an eye to"
October 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Reading 'Salem's Lot, and the scariest thing in it so far is the phrase "the most delectable set of jahoobies you ever clapped an eye to"
Recently rewatched that episode of The X-Files where there’s a parasitic worm that possess a human host and then kills everyone, and Scully realizes the way to defeat them is by putting two parasites inside the same host and letting them destroy each other
Thinking about that rn for reasons
Thinking about that rn for reasons
October 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Recently rewatched that episode of The X-Files where there’s a parasitic worm that possess a human host and then kills everyone, and Scully realizes the way to defeat them is by putting two parasites inside the same host and letting them destroy each other
Thinking about that rn for reasons
Thinking about that rn for reasons
How does an AuDHD bitch balance her passions for literature, music, film, television, writing, and four-hour YouTube video essays without letting one interest overtake the others?
September 30, 2025 at 9:59 PM
How does an AuDHD bitch balance her passions for literature, music, film, television, writing, and four-hour YouTube video essays without letting one interest overtake the others?
Daryl Hall & John Oates, 2025
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Daryl Hall & John Oates, 2025
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A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓
The geeks are shocked when a girl sits at their table and doesn't immediately run away, and the freaks score fake IDs. 🕹️
New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️
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A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓
The geeks are shocked when a girl sits at their table and doesn't immediately run away, and the freaks score fake IDs. 🕹️
New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️
buff.ly/bKsAzBH
September 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
🎸 ALERT 🎲
A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓
The geeks are shocked when a girl sits at their table and doesn't immediately run away, and the freaks score fake IDs. 🕹️
New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️
buff.ly/bKsAzBH
A new FREAKS & GEEKS recap from @idalupenis.bsky.social is live! 📓
The geeks are shocked when a girl sits at their table and doesn't immediately run away, and the freaks score fake IDs. 🕹️
New recaps drop Fridays at 12 AM ET for subscribers 🔓 $7/mo, $70/year ✉️
buff.ly/bKsAzBH
Tylenol just gets to steal the credit for my autism that the Mr. Bean VHS collection I got for Christmas when I was 5 worked its ass off for?
September 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Tylenol just gets to steal the credit for my autism that the Mr. Bean VHS collection I got for Christmas when I was 5 worked its ass off for?
Okay, fine, I admit it: I’m the beautiful trans girlfriend named Karl Marx
September 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Okay, fine, I admit it: I’m the beautiful trans girlfriend named Karl Marx
Me planning my birthday:
September 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Me planning my birthday:
Making myself laugh by imagining a pirate singing “Hallelujah”
“But you don’t really care for music, do ye?”
“Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew ye”
“All I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ye”
“But you don’t really care for music, do ye?”
“Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew ye”
“All I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ye”
September 14, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Making myself laugh by imagining a pirate singing “Hallelujah”
“But you don’t really care for music, do ye?”
“Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew ye”
“All I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ye”
“But you don’t really care for music, do ye?”
“Her beauty in the moonlight overthrew ye”
“All I’ve ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ye”
I wish there was a single American political assassin with an ideology of merit
It’s always like “Man who campaigned on the promise of feeding minority children to a meat grinder has been shot and killed,” followed by “Turns out the shooter thought he should’ve used a wood chipper instead”
It’s always like “Man who campaigned on the promise of feeding minority children to a meat grinder has been shot and killed,” followed by “Turns out the shooter thought he should’ve used a wood chipper instead”
September 12, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I wish there was a single American political assassin with an ideology of merit
It’s always like “Man who campaigned on the promise of feeding minority children to a meat grinder has been shot and killed,” followed by “Turns out the shooter thought he should’ve used a wood chipper instead”
It’s always like “Man who campaigned on the promise of feeding minority children to a meat grinder has been shot and killed,” followed by “Turns out the shooter thought he should’ve used a wood chipper instead”
Reposted by Melody 💖
I know I'm biased, but @popheist.com's line of members only recaps? So good. For example: @idalupenis.bsky.social's FREAKS & GEEKS recaps, which are basically the platonic ideal of the format. Personal, insightful, critical, entertaining. The best way to relive a show.
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'Freaks and Geeks' Episode 5 Recap: Takin' Care of Business - Pop Heist
Lindsay tries to save Daniel from a system that is maliciously failing him; Sam educates himself about sex and ends up learning way too much.
popheist.com
September 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I know I'm biased, but @popheist.com's line of members only recaps? So good. For example: @idalupenis.bsky.social's FREAKS & GEEKS recaps, which are basically the platonic ideal of the format. Personal, insightful, critical, entertaining. The best way to relive a show.
popheist.com/freaks-and-g...
popheist.com/freaks-and-g...
I’m glad Houses of Leaves has an index so I can skip to the good parts
September 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m glad Houses of Leaves has an index so I can skip to the good parts
I hit a new level of autism today (showed my therapist a video essay)
September 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hit a new level of autism today (showed my therapist a video essay)
Imagine how validated you’d feel in your choice of partner if you told them that you wanted to star in something about the problems faced by modern women and they proceeded to write A Woman Under the fucking Influence for you.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
September 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Imagine how validated you’d feel in your choice of partner if you told them that you wanted to star in something about the problems faced by modern women and they proceeded to write A Woman Under the fucking Influence for you.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.
Cassavetes is the king of the wife guys and I love him.