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ND Sports
Self-Deprecation
Marketing (Occasionally)
Gay Dad Stuff
Screaming “That’s my baby” like a Black mother at a high school graduation every time someone from The Pitt wins an Emmy.
September 15, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Screaming “That’s my baby” like a Black mother at a high school graduation every time someone from The Pitt wins an Emmy.
The HBO Max app for Roku is thrilling because it’ll be like “Welcome back! You watched The Guilded Age season 3, episode 2 last time so here season 1, episode 7 this time just to spice things up.”
August 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The HBO Max app for Roku is thrilling because it’ll be like “Welcome back! You watched The Guilded Age season 3, episode 2 last time so here season 1, episode 7 this time just to spice things up.”
“Oh shit. I ate that.”
- My reaction to my low grocery total
- My reaction to my low grocery total
August 16, 2025 at 8:36 PM
“Oh shit. I ate that.”
- My reaction to my low grocery total
- My reaction to my low grocery total
My fears were misguided. It’s excellent. In surprise twist, I haven’t laughed that hard at a movie in a long time.
I want to be excited for Weapons so bad but the amount of marketing I’m seeing is giving me the impression that it’s not gonna be great. And then I also remember how silly Barbarian was.
August 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My fears were misguided. It’s excellent. In surprise twist, I haven’t laughed that hard at a movie in a long time.
Made a playlist of songs that defined me at different stages based on what I remember listening to the most and the early 2000s portion is…something. I know teenagers are supposed to be deeply depressed and h*rny but, my gawd.
August 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Made a playlist of songs that defined me at different stages based on what I remember listening to the most and the early 2000s portion is…something. I know teenagers are supposed to be deeply depressed and h*rny but, my gawd.
Had to pass up a panel speaking engagement in Hawaii for meetings in Lansing, MI. Adulthood is a sham.
August 5, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Had to pass up a panel speaking engagement in Hawaii for meetings in Lansing, MI. Adulthood is a sham.
I want to be excited for Weapons so bad but the amount of marketing I’m seeing is giving me the impression that it’s not gonna be great. And then I also remember how silly Barbarian was.
August 3, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I want to be excited for Weapons so bad but the amount of marketing I’m seeing is giving me the impression that it’s not gonna be great. And then I also remember how silly Barbarian was.
My husband called me an f-slur cause I told him I was comparing Glenn Close and Nicole S. versions of Sunset Boulevard songs while I work and he’s 100% correct.
July 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
My husband called me an f-slur cause I told him I was comparing Glenn Close and Nicole S. versions of Sunset Boulevard songs while I work and he’s 100% correct.
The office water machine is out of "Tropical Sunrise" so I tried "Blood Orange" but she is NOT her.
July 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The office water machine is out of "Tropical Sunrise" so I tried "Blood Orange" but she is NOT her.
Have not touched a clarinet in 20 years but I will listen to a movie or video game soundtrack and still think “this would make great halftime show.” 🤓
July 16, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Have not touched a clarinet in 20 years but I will listen to a movie or video game soundtrack and still think “this would make great halftime show.” 🤓
I have strep again
June 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I have strep again
He was SLANGIN’ that thang. I lost like 10 mins of plot because I was distracted.
spoiler-free review of 28 years later: what’s samson’s alt
June 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
He was SLANGIN’ that thang. I lost like 10 mins of plot because I was distracted.
Told myself I would eat healthy today so of course they brought Costco sheet cake into the office for Pride. God gives his toughest battles yadda yadda…
June 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Told myself I would eat healthy today so of course they brought Costco sheet cake into the office for Pride. God gives his toughest battles yadda yadda…
IKTR. Delusional queen.
cleansing the, ahem, non-timeline as it were 🚫⏰ 🚫 with mariah carey’s refusal of time itself
June 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
IKTR. Delusional queen.
Straight men whose online personality is “attempting to shop for clothes for myself…hope I don’t mess it up without a woman here to guide me” are baffling to me.
June 17, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Straight men whose online personality is “attempting to shop for clothes for myself…hope I don’t mess it up without a woman here to guide me” are baffling to me.
Every professional sports team posting some variation of “[sport] is for everyone” without explicitly mentioning Pride can kick rocks.
June 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Every professional sports team posting some variation of “[sport] is for everyone” without explicitly mentioning Pride can kick rocks.
Sometimes I forget that I am the city mouse to my husband’s country mouse and then he says something wild like “I’m gonna let [our 4 year-old] play in the rain for a bit”
a close up of a man wearing a beanie that says hugs
ALT: a close up of a man wearing a beanie that says hugs
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May 25, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sometimes I forget that I am the city mouse to my husband’s country mouse and then he says something wild like “I’m gonna let [our 4 year-old] play in the rain for a bit”
The new Mission Impossible is so stupid. Couldn’t have loved it more.
May 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The new Mission Impossible is so stupid. Couldn’t have loved it more.
That thing on YouTube TV where you have to click “Watch [show you recorded] live” in order to reach the option to watch from the beginning might finally break me
May 22, 2025 at 12:53 AM
That thing on YouTube TV where you have to click “Watch [show you recorded] live” in order to reach the option to watch from the beginning might finally break me
The thing about me is that if I have the aux in a social setting, we will be listening to Whitney Houston national anthem
May 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The thing about me is that if I have the aux in a social setting, we will be listening to Whitney Houston national anthem
If they have planets with two suns, why is every white person in the Star Wars galaxy so pale?
May 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
If they have planets with two suns, why is every white person in the Star Wars galaxy so pale?
Yes, suits, but can we also talk about the hair this year? Quinta? Ate. Brian Tyree Henry? Ate. Tramell? Devoured. (I tried that haircut a few years back and looked absolutely insane so thank you to him for executing what was trying to do.)
May 6, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Yes, suits, but can we also talk about the hair this year? Quinta? Ate. Brian Tyree Henry? Ate. Tramell? Devoured. (I tried that haircut a few years back and looked absolutely insane so thank you to him for executing what was trying to do.)
Honestly rude of her to look this amazing while I’m covered in baby saliva and have bandages on both of my knees
Zendaya in Louis Vuitton at the Met Gala. A ton more red carpet looks later on our site. #MeGala
May 6, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Honestly rude of her to look this amazing while I’m covered in baby saliva and have bandages on both of my knees
Watched 30 seconds of the Masters like I give a shit about golf
a woman in a school uniform says i am so random i can 't believe i just did that
ALT: a woman in a school uniform says i am so random i can 't believe i just did that
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April 13, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Watched 30 seconds of the Masters like I give a shit about golf
This might be it. The year allergies finally kill me. I hope my husband never again knows love. (He can get laid tho. I’m not a monster.)
April 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
This might be it. The year allergies finally kill me. I hope my husband never again knows love. (He can get laid tho. I’m not a monster.)