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@iandefinitely.bsky.social
Ian Sasha
Extremely loud and incredibly gay
Proud parent of Banshee Six-Flags
They/them
Extremely loud and incredibly gay
Proud parent of Banshee Six-Flags
They/them
"Joy is not made to be a crumb."
October 30, 2025 at 2:10 PM
"Joy is not made to be a crumb."
Just cut me wide open, why don't you
October 22, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Just cut me wide open, why don't you
Geminis stop trying to match with me on Bumble challenge please I am BEGGING
September 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Geminis stop trying to match with me on Bumble challenge please I am BEGGING
The thing about wearing fishnets outside all day is that you should also wear sunblock 🙃 whoooops
September 4, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The thing about wearing fishnets outside all day is that you should also wear sunblock 🙃 whoooops
God, I love therapy. If anyone has my back, it's Pam.
September 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
God, I love therapy. If anyone has my back, it's Pam.
Got Banshee a catio so he can experience the outside world without decimating the local bird population. He is my son and by GOD I will spoil him rotten
July 18, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Got Banshee a catio so he can experience the outside world without decimating the local bird population. He is my son and by GOD I will spoil him rotten
the next person to purposely mispronounce "ian" because they clock me as afab is going in the meat-grinder chop chop no time to waste
July 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
the next person to purposely mispronounce "ian" because they clock me as afab is going in the meat-grinder chop chop no time to waste
Have to leave in 5 minutes. Still in bed. A tale as old as time.
July 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Have to leave in 5 minutes. Still in bed. A tale as old as time.
Happy Birthday, Banshee!! Maybe this year we'll finally take your white ass to Six Flags 🤞😽❤️
May 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Happy Birthday, Banshee!! Maybe this year we'll finally take your white ass to Six Flags 🤞😽❤️
This summer we're gunna be reframing, reclaiming, moisturizing, and therapizing. I'm gunna be so hydrated my bladder will be a liability
May 20, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This summer we're gunna be reframing, reclaiming, moisturizing, and therapizing. I'm gunna be so hydrated my bladder will be a liability
I keep finding myself thinking about how there's a grocery store chain called Food Lion and somehow everyone is completely okay with it
May 20, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I keep finding myself thinking about how there's a grocery store chain called Food Lion and somehow everyone is completely okay with it
He yearns to wreak havoc on the local ecosystem
May 18, 2025 at 12:12 AM
He yearns to wreak havoc on the local ecosystem
Using multiple CVS extra-bucks coupons followed by a 40% Off Entire Purchase coupon feels exactly like playing a Reverse, Reverse, Reverse, Draw 4 in Uno and I know you know I'm fucking right
May 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Using multiple CVS extra-bucks coupons followed by a 40% Off Entire Purchase coupon feels exactly like playing a Reverse, Reverse, Reverse, Draw 4 in Uno and I know you know I'm fucking right
I know the Vyvanse is hitting when I get the overwhelming urge to buy antiques for my girlfriend
May 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I know the Vyvanse is hitting when I get the overwhelming urge to buy antiques for my girlfriend
I've been attempting to teach my cat the concept of One Crime at a Time. It is not going well.
May 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I've been attempting to teach my cat the concept of One Crime at a Time. It is not going well.
Say a prayer for rotisserie chickens because I'm on my way to the grocery store unsupervised and hungry as hell
April 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Say a prayer for rotisserie chickens because I'm on my way to the grocery store unsupervised and hungry as hell
"When will Möther come home from War?"
April 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
"When will Möther come home from War?"
Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to spontaneously develop a plethora of random allergies in my early 30s
April 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Ever since I was a little kid I knew I wanted to spontaneously develop a plethora of random allergies in my early 30s
Just invented Hot Drink. It's whatever you're drinking, but hot.
March 29, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Just invented Hot Drink. It's whatever you're drinking, but hot.
Nothing like discovering you've never taken a deep breath in your life after being prescribed your first inhaler! I have been wheezing for 34 years
March 7, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Nothing like discovering you've never taken a deep breath in your life after being prescribed your first inhaler! I have been wheezing for 34 years
Doctor thinks I have pneumonia, but wont know for sure til they check out my chest x-ray. They prescribed me an inhaler that my insurance isnt convinced I need, though, which is fun! Anyway, who wants to help me dig a hole to die in? Ground might not be soft enough yet but we can work in shifts
March 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Doctor thinks I have pneumonia, but wont know for sure til they check out my chest x-ray. They prescribed me an inhaler that my insurance isnt convinced I need, though, which is fun! Anyway, who wants to help me dig a hole to die in? Ground might not be soft enough yet but we can work in shifts
Pretty sure I have laryngitis. Google says that refraining from talking helps. Well, guess I'm fucked.
March 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Pretty sure I have laryngitis. Google says that refraining from talking helps. Well, guess I'm fucked.
I'm embarrassed to say that it took me getting knock-down, drag-out sick to finally get into Dimension 20 on Dropout (I know, I know) - I'm just about to wrap up Never Stop Blowing Up (which was incredible) and I have no idea what D20 adventure to dive into next. Suggestions?
March 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I'm embarrassed to say that it took me getting knock-down, drag-out sick to finally get into Dimension 20 on Dropout (I know, I know) - I'm just about to wrap up Never Stop Blowing Up (which was incredible) and I have no idea what D20 adventure to dive into next. Suggestions?
I want to go for a walk in the woods soooo bad, bro
February 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I want to go for a walk in the woods soooo bad, bro