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dan.
@iamwrong.bsky.social
Old punk, old goth, he/him. A 🥔 with a 🐊.

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When you live with me I guess you learn to sleep with one eye open.
November 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
The best.
His Hero Is Gone - Anthem of the Undesirables
YouTube video by DarkHorse030311
youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Nope. I'm an idiot and the show is tomorrow. Ask me how I found out.
I got given a free ticket to sloan. So.. I'm actually going out. Alone. Who am I?
November 15, 2025 at 4:28 AM
November 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"I feel like I'm high" - Kevin Bieksa

As HNIC cuts out after Ron McLean tries to weave a bizzare foot pun and says Christopher Olumbus was the first European to set "foot" in north America.
November 9, 2025 at 6:05 AM
These Nuts Uncut | Jeopardy!
YouTube video by Jeopardy!
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Diving Ducks and Downhill Skates.
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
None of this is fun anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
This was a real thing that someone said. Wow.
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 AM
HA HA HA HA.
Devo - Peek A Boo (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DEVOvision
youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Essential.
UTAH PHILLIPS : All Used Up. Vancouver Folk Music Festival 2007.
YouTube video by Cinestir Films
youtube.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Forgot to set my alarm this morning.

Thank this guy and his spot on internal clock for waking up and loudly licking his weiner at exactly the time he usually crawls out of bed so I won't be late for work.
October 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
October 22, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Big brain energy. ❤️
Guys I'm the BIGGEST IDIOT EVER I WAS WATCHING A REPLAY OF YESTERDAYS GAME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
October 21, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If there was ever a time for random drug testing it's today with Evander Kane after his jerk off party with Kash. Just saying..
October 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Do Your Dekes!
October 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
New SUGAR.

Whoa.
Sugar – House of Dead Memories (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Sugar Copper Blue
youtube.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It seems that I have gone through a 5am to 7:15am time warp. Where did that time go? Not sure.

I don't think that I fell asleep standing in the kitchen but it's possible. Oops. Today is going to be rough.

At least it's massage day.
October 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lazy day.
September 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Much needed cleaning and records day(s).
September 28, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Is this entrapment?
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Disgusting if true. And really, with their track record with... Everything, is anyone surprised. #selltheteam
Vancouver Canucks owners embroiled in family fight over multibillion-dollar empire
The son of Paolo Aquilini claims the ex-Canucks owner was pushed out of his inheritance as payback for his family member reporting sexual assault against a member of his brother's family.
www.courthousenews.com
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I used the AI that I personally built that runs on the pee stored in my balls and have enhanced the photo of the suspected shooter:
September 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It's this kind of day
Foetus - Nail (1985) Full Album
YouTube video by Rare Music #2
youtube.com
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Dicks taint assholes. Dad's in the hospital and I'm tired. Labia 69 420.
September 10, 2025 at 1:02 AM