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Midwestern Union Pipefitter.
Cincinnati -->Dayton
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October 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I need a T-shirt that says "I went to Great Wolf Lodge and all I got was to see Vivek Ramaswamy spit in the lazy river."
July 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
As a bald man, getting an ingrown hair on my head is an extra slap in the face. I barely have any hair growing to begin with and then one of the ones I do have decides to get all fucked up? Come on man.
July 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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NPR and PBS can't sell these shirts for legal reasons, so I'm going rogue and selling them myself. $8 per shirt goes to NPR and PBS. Free matching sticker with every order. www.harebraineddesign.com
July 18, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I hope when Matt Miazga empties his pockets tonight he doesn't forget to let Messi out. #AllForCincy
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Got 200 pounds of farm fresh, organic beef today. Cheaper than the grocery store. Raised in a pasture instead of a commercial barn. Packaged in paper instead of plastic. Travelled a grand total of 30 miles from the farm, to the butcher, to my freezer.

Glad I bit the bullet and bought a deep freeze.
July 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
WE'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
OHHHHHHH FCC!

#AllForCincy #HellIsReal #HiR
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
OHHHHHH FCC!
July 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
SHA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
OHHHHHH FCC!
July 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Hey, I know that guy!
Clever shirt front and center on the kickoff show. 👍 #Crew96
June 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Always makes me laugh when dudes refuse to smile in pictures with their wives. Bro, the love of your life wants to lean in close to you and post a picture saying how much she loves you, it's ok to smile a little.
June 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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Hegseth apparently also wants to rename vessels named for Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman and a slew of other civil rights leaders. www.cbsnews.com/news/navy-ne...
June 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Scratch that. Give me a whole MAYHEM show.
I need to see a drag queen performance to Abracadabra. Like, now. Shit's gonna go hard.
April 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I need to see a drag queen performance to Abracadabra. Like, now. Shit's gonna go hard.
April 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
The way I still gasp in excitement every time Pink Pony Club starts playing. Even if I was the one who made it play.
March 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I absolutely love my anti anxiety medication.

But I'm not sure there's enough Lexapro in the world to counteract the panic I feel when a stranger comes up and starts talking in a way that shows they know exactly who I am.
March 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I get to watch Joe Burrow, Ja'Marr Chase, and Tee Higgins play for my favorite football team for the next four years. That feels pretty damn special.
March 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Is it possible that Lady Gaga just had two of the best SNL musical performances of all time?

The only right answer is yes.
March 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Weird Al Yankovic belongs in the RnR Hall of Fame. I said what I said. #rocknroll #HOF #halloffame #rnr #badhairday
March 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
I bought a giant package of Ferrero Rocher on clearance after Christmas.

Once a week I grab one out of the package, sit on the stool in my kitchen, and disassociate from the world for 2-3 minutes while I savor it.

It's the best.
March 8, 2025 at 11:28 PM
13 years ago I did CPR on a coworker that had a massive heart attack.

Not gonna lie, it messed me up for awhile.

However, I was comforted knowing that had I not done CPR, he wouldn't have lived long enough for his family to say goodbye.

Do yourself and everyone around you a favor and learn CPR.
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Introduce yourself as a TV character...
February 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Stay safe out there everyone.
January 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
GloRilla in that second SNL performance. 👀

Respectfully.
January 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Grilling season is any day I'm awake. I don't care if it feels like -6 outside.
January 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM