Ted
@iampaulmeadows.bsky.social
As seen on the internet. May contain Notts.
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The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
November 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The reason snooker players take so long between shots is they quietly sing Snooker Loopy to themselves so they know which ball to pot next.
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I think about this a lot.
November 30, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I think about this a lot.
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
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In the UK, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's friendship with Epstein has led to total disgrace.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In the UK, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's friendship with Epstein has led to total disgrace.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
He's been stripped of his titles, reduced to the status of a pariah.
Nobody is defending him.
He's a TOTAL disgrace.
In America, Jeffrey Epstein's close mate, Donald Trump, remains the president.
Insane.
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The party who claim to be patriots literally had a Reform leadership member caught red handed taking bribes from Russia.
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
Reform UK, the Russian spy and rolls of Kremlin cash: the inside story of Nathan Gill
How did a former Mormon bishop end up pleading guilty to taking bribes to make statements in favour of Russia in the European parliament?
www.theguardian.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
The party who claim to be patriots literally had a Reform leadership member caught red handed taking bribes from Russia.
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
This article details the speeches Nathan Gill gave that he was paid to give.
How are Reform getting away with this?
www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...
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It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
October 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
It’s nearly Halloween, so don’t forget to buy plenty of sugary treats and snacks. You’ll need something to eat while you sit at home in the dark, pretending to be out.
Commentator sounds like the Athletico Mince version of Mark Lawrenson.
October 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Commentator sounds like the Athletico Mince version of Mark Lawrenson.
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If Rayner is the yardstick, he should have been toast for his stamp duty evasion.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
October 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
If Rayner is the yardstick, he should have been toast for his stamp duty evasion.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
But to be honest, he should be toast because he's a fucking Russia-boosting racist traitor cunt.
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Neon lights Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
Living Colour - Cult Of Personality (Official Video)
YouTube video by LivingColourVEVO
youtu.be
October 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Neon lights Nobel Prize
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
When a leader speaks that leader dies
You won't have to follow me
Only you can set you free
You gave me fortune you gave me fame
You gave me power in your God's name
I'm every person you need to be
Oh
I'm
The
Cult
Of
Personality
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"My wife's just made me breakfast using the hot bread cooky thing."
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 AM
"My wife's just made me breakfast using the hot bread cooky thing."
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
"Toaster?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, to my wife!"
"Get out".
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"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
"My dog's learning to speak a foreign language."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
"Español?"
"No, he's a labrador."
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Don’t feel proud to be English. Feel lucky to be English. The vast majority of the world don’t have that good fortune you were given. Don’t waste it hating on people in need of a better life; people who have risked their lives just to have a tiny bit of that same good fortune that was given to you.
September 3, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Don’t feel proud to be English. Feel lucky to be English. The vast majority of the world don’t have that good fortune you were given. Don’t waste it hating on people in need of a better life; people who have risked their lives just to have a tiny bit of that same good fortune that was given to you.
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They haven’t even realised that they are flying these flags at half mast.
August 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They haven’t even realised that they are flying these flags at half mast.
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Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.
August 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Just for those who may be a little confused: This is how an American president should treat Putin.
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🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!
August 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
🇺🇦 Re-upping this one in the name of decency and democracy.
Slava Ukraini!
Slava Ukraini!
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Fairly extraordinary timing that Putin and Trump are meeting on the 80th anniversary of Japan's surrender.
Two men who have done more to destabilise our world and wreck the post WW2 consensus and risk a repeat than anybody else since the end of the Cold War.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Two men who have done more to destabilise our world and wreck the post WW2 consensus and risk a repeat than anybody else since the end of the Cold War.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Where in Alaska is Trump meeting Putin and why?
Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson outside Anchorage has formed a critical part of America's military readiness, dating back to the Cold War.
www.bbc.com
August 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Fairly extraordinary timing that Putin and Trump are meeting on the 80th anniversary of Japan's surrender.
Two men who have done more to destabilise our world and wreck the post WW2 consensus and risk a repeat than anybody else since the end of the Cold War.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Two men who have done more to destabilise our world and wreck the post WW2 consensus and risk a repeat than anybody else since the end of the Cold War.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Grouse shooting season begins, but where’s the sport in it? Bred and reared artificially, slow-witted, cumbersome, noisy - yes, the people who shoot grouse are a pathetic spectacle.
August 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Grouse shooting season begins, but where’s the sport in it? Bred and reared artificially, slow-witted, cumbersome, noisy - yes, the people who shoot grouse are a pathetic spectacle.
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This is the moment to act on Gaza, says Starmer.... so why he is delaying acting until September?!
How many more desperate people will die of starvation in the next month because he has elevated sitting on his hands to the level of an Olympic sport?
x.com/steven_swinf...
How many more desperate people will die of starvation in the next month because he has elevated sitting on his hands to the level of an Olympic sport?
x.com/steven_swinf...
July 29, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This is the moment to act on Gaza, says Starmer.... so why he is delaying acting until September?!
How many more desperate people will die of starvation in the next month because he has elevated sitting on his hands to the level of an Olympic sport?
x.com/steven_swinf...
How many more desperate people will die of starvation in the next month because he has elevated sitting on his hands to the level of an Olympic sport?
x.com/steven_swinf...
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So nice for the Lionesses to be hosted in the Downing Street garden - hasn’t been a party that big there since Boris Johnson celebrated the second lockdown.
July 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
So nice for the Lionesses to be hosted in the Downing Street garden - hasn’t been a party that big there since Boris Johnson celebrated the second lockdown.
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The Daily Mail lead with a photo of triumphant Irish and Ghanaian heritage Lioness players + another anti-immigration story. What hypocritical graceless fuckwits.
July 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The Daily Mail lead with a photo of triumphant Irish and Ghanaian heritage Lioness players + another anti-immigration story. What hypocritical graceless fuckwits.
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A kid who grew up poor, whose last act was to raise millions for poor kids and pull off a cracking final performance. That's the act of a good man.
RIP Ozzy.
RIP Ozzy.
July 22, 2025 at 6:21 PM
A kid who grew up poor, whose last act was to raise millions for poor kids and pull off a cracking final performance. That's the act of a good man.
RIP Ozzy.
RIP Ozzy.
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🚨 RIGHT NOW opposite Labour Party HQ in London.
We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.
We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.
July 22, 2025 at 7:41 AM
🚨 RIGHT NOW opposite Labour Party HQ in London.
We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.
We’ve turned their street into Jabaliya camp in Gaza. A genocide is happening, but the Labour government is supplying weapons, intelligence and diplomatic cover to the perpetrator. Protesting this is not terrorism.