Mr. Valdez
@iammrvaldez.bsky.social
Burlesque dancer/producer/emcee. Shitposter. Neat guy.
Sometimes I just sit back and think.... LL Cool J really had a song where he went.... zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh...zuh zuh zuh.. zuhzuhzuzuhzuh
And we ate that shit up
And we ate that shit up
October 29, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Sometimes I just sit back and think.... LL Cool J really had a song where he went.... zuh zuh zuh zuh zuh...zuh zuh zuh.. zuhzuhzuzuhzuh
And we ate that shit up
And we ate that shit up
Little clip from my performance at the Colorado Burlesque Festival
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Little clip from my performance at the Colorado Burlesque Festival
Giddy up, its the wild wild west and I think it's about time for the midnight cowboy....
March 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Giddy up, its the wild wild west and I think it's about time for the midnight cowboy....
Thank you for treating ya boy well Albuquerque!!!
March 2, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Thank you for treating ya boy well Albuquerque!!!
Here i come Albuquerque
March 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Here i come Albuquerque
Some Friday dancing for yall
January 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Some Friday dancing for yall
Pics from my performance at Trash Presents: DILF
January 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Pics from my performance at Trash Presents: DILF
The Bear is such a weird show but I can't stop watching it
January 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Bear is such a weird show but I can't stop watching it
Lil dancey dance break last week
December 2, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Lil dancey dance break last week
It's a 2 workout kind of day
November 20, 2024 at 9:04 PM
It's a 2 workout kind of day
HAPPY HUMP DAY FUCKERS
November 20, 2024 at 7:14 PM
HAPPY HUMP DAY FUCKERS
GIRL. Imagine coming back in town only to find out you're getting sued. 🤣🤣🤣
November 20, 2024 at 7:03 PM
GIRL. Imagine coming back in town only to find out you're getting sued. 🤣🤣🤣
Jake Paul gives off "I dont hold my ass cheeks open in the shower because I'm afraid people are gonna say I'm gay" vibes.
November 16, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Jake Paul gives off "I dont hold my ass cheeks open in the shower because I'm afraid people are gonna say I'm gay" vibes.
Ok....can we pause and appreciate that this announcer's name is Big Mo?
Anyone?
Just me?
Roll tide?
Anyone?
Just me?
Roll tide?
November 16, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Ok....can we pause and appreciate that this announcer's name is Big Mo?
Anyone?
Just me?
Roll tide?
Anyone?
Just me?
Roll tide?
Watching everyone cover their drinks as Jake Paul's car drives by them all
November 16, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Watching everyone cover their drinks as Jake Paul's car drives by them all
I fucking love flannel season
November 16, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I fucking love flannel season
Truth be told.... I have zero sympathy for a child that falls and starts crying in a restaurant because they were running around the table. Zero.
November 16, 2024 at 1:30 AM
Truth be told.... I have zero sympathy for a child that falls and starts crying in a restaurant because they were running around the table. Zero.
November 15, 2024 at 9:29 PM