If I very confidently announce that I’m on this platform, as if people ought to know who I am, and then ask everyone to repost me so that the public can find me, a person they have definitely heard of and want to find, what are the chances of that working? Shall we give it a go?

Will Ferrell has an enormous audience of straight dudes who need to hear this. Nothing but facts here about anti-trans bigotry:

as someone who has said "excuse me, sorry" to inanimate objects on multiple occasions out of a bone-deep, constant sense of shame and deference, i truly struggle to understand the psychology of people who listen to their phones on full volume without headphones in public spaces.

Not to mention this idiot

Everybody should get library cards even if you're not gonna use them because it makes the numbers look better and makes the government fund them more.