taylor the dastardly one
@humorousfeline.bsky.social
they them
here because I am being held against my will
i do interesting things sometimes
real loft enjoyer
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here because I am being held against my will
i do interesting things sometimes
real loft enjoyer
pfp by @lobotomitejoe.bsky.social
Pinned
while all gender and sexuality is fluid, mine is an exception
it still oscillates, yes
however instead of following fluid dynamics they instead exhibit probabilistic behaviors similar to quantum particles
it still oscillates, yes
however instead of following fluid dynamics they instead exhibit probabilistic behaviors similar to quantum particles
170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center
November 7, 2025 at 12:42 PM
170 pigeons are currently in my possession. I am carefully training their homing instinct to a local ICE detention center
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i'm gonna fucking thrill myself
November 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i'm gonna fucking thrill myself
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congrats on the surgery america
Dick is gone, Bush remains.
November 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
congrats on the surgery america
i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man
November 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i return once more to the confessional to engage in self-flagellation to atone for the sin of yearning for a fictional Korean man
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For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
the worms are back
November 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
the worms are back
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tofu dildo
🤝
meat
substitute
🤝
meat
substitute
November 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
tofu dildo
🤝
meat
substitute
🤝
meat
substitute
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you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off
October 31, 2025 at 8:09 PM
you don't want to jack me off buddy, you wouldn't like me when i'm jacked off
the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors
November 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
the zaza got me feeling like im subject to floating point precision errors
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Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.
November 1, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Cancel me? You'll have to catch me first. And I'm naked and greased up, that's why they're canceling me.
pissing like crazy rn
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
pissing like crazy rn
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i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks
October 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
i'm doing a bunch of curses on you, the fuck curse, the shit curse and several slur magicks
bait used to be beli- holy shit is that the red mist
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
bait used to be beli- holy shit is that the red mist
my balls just clacked against one another expelling approximately 150 kJ of thermal energy
October 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
my balls just clacked against one another expelling approximately 150 kJ of thermal energy
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im so mad im gonna jerk off violently until I can't feel my entire pelvic region
October 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
im so mad im gonna jerk off violently until I can't feel my entire pelvic region
they always say money is the root of all evil yet they never put two and two together and realize capitalism is inherently agreed upon by a society and that agreement can be revoked
October 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
they always say money is the root of all evil yet they never put two and two together and realize capitalism is inherently agreed upon by a society and that agreement can be revoked
17,000 genetically modified gerbils enter Eminem's place of living and immediately begin to use their new, razor sharp claws to tear through his jeans and complete the mission
September 30, 2025 at 4:21 PM
17,000 genetically modified gerbils enter Eminem's place of living and immediately begin to use their new, razor sharp claws to tear through his jeans and complete the mission
bongbong
September 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
bongbong
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
You Liked This
September 23, 2025 at 12:49 AM
You Liked This
inventing a new social media where you're only allowed to speak in elvish (sindarin specifically) and calling it feywild
September 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
inventing a new social media where you're only allowed to speak in elvish (sindarin specifically) and calling it feywild
we need to follow in the footsteps of Nepal and flood Washington DC
September 16, 2025 at 2:55 PM
we need to follow in the footsteps of Nepal and flood Washington DC