Humanboy
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memes I laugh at / film / Larry David / stuff I see on the streets of nyc / bad football takes / beaten down Ferrari fan / mostly just shouting off a roof ~ the way it’s supposed to be ~
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they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”
November 18, 2024 at 5:59 PM
they just added a sixth stage to grief called “monkey mode”
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The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The latest Lane Kiffin news is almost laughable. Demanding $1 billion in unmarked nonsequential bills or he'll blow up the Hoover Dam is so disgusting.
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really went dark for the sequel
November 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
really went dark for the sequel
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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call me tony soprano the way they gobbin on my gool
November 8, 2025 at 2:13 PM
call me tony soprano the way they gobbin on my gool
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trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
October 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
trying to explain to an alien that you can make a stinky face when music is bad but it’s also normal to do so when it’s good
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do i *have* to join the russian mob or can i just wear the velvet track suits
November 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
do i *have* to join the russian mob or can i just wear the velvet track suits
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lotta people who have never danced with NYC rats on the sidewalk sure have a lot of opinions on who should be mayor
November 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
lotta people who have never danced with NYC rats on the sidewalk sure have a lot of opinions on who should be mayor
Mark Andrews is a machine!
October 31, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Mark Andrews is a machine!
Chelsea is allergic to attacking today
October 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Chelsea is allergic to attacking today
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My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.
October 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.
Don’t understand why Amazon prime tnf can’t get the sound aligned??
October 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Don’t understand why Amazon prime tnf can’t get the sound aligned??
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if you’re autistic and you get the vaccine in your 30’s, you get double autism. you can hear trains coming from miles away.
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
if you’re autistic and you get the vaccine in your 30’s, you get double autism. you can hear trains coming from miles away.
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I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
October 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I'm at the beginning of my rope. I'm doing great.
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Me: (handing the barber a photo of a haunted windmill) I want to look like this
Barber: How did you get in my car
Barber: How did you get in my car
October 21, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me: (handing the barber a photo of a haunted windmill) I want to look like this
Barber: How did you get in my car
Barber: How did you get in my car
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bad news for my haters
October 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
bad news for my haters
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all hotdogs go to heaven
October 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
all hotdogs go to heaven
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Back from Italy and telling my barista they pulled the espresso wrong
October 19, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Back from Italy and telling my barista they pulled the espresso wrong
Cota is such a beautiful track
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Cota is such a beautiful track
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Guy from Boston describing someone very evil: he's wicked wicked
October 13, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Guy from Boston describing someone very evil: he's wicked wicked
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once again bringing this over from the other place for posterity
October 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
once again bringing this over from the other place for posterity