Hugo Torreblanca
@hugotp.bsky.social
Coffee addict. Godless savage.
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Cursed sentence, the mere existence of these words in this order has cast a dark spell on the land. It's gonna demon spawn some sort of Crypto-AI-brain supplement and Morgan Wallen's gonna chart singing about it.
Tomorrow Grimes will DJ a livestream of immortality influencer Bryan Johnson tripping on shrooms to determine its effect on longevity. Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too.
Grimes DJing Immortality Influencer's Shroom Trip With Special Guest Mr. Beast
Grimes is a fan of Bryan Johnson, the multimillionaire and immortality influencer who spends his time trying to fight death. He is perhaps best known for undergoing plasma transfusions with donations ...
stereogum.com
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Cursed sentence, the mere existence of these words in this order has cast a dark spell on the land. It's gonna demon spawn some sort of Crypto-AI-brain supplement and Morgan Wallen's gonna chart singing about it.
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Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Destroying Blue Sky for good with a 'still posts on Twitter' labeller.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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u could call this...the GOAT headline
November 19, 2023 at 7:52 PM
u could call this...the GOAT headline
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
November 12, 2025 at 9:18 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Tamal supremacy
Yesterday, when Bovino announced ICE would be returning to Little Village today, some of us donated and fundraised to buy out street vendors in the neighborhood. This morning, volunteers hit the streets at 6:30 am, looking for vendors to buy out. Tamales make an excellent breakfast.
November 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Tamal supremacy
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Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
November 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Wondering why no one likes your posts anymore, even among your friends? It's because @jay.bsky.team and team have decided to hide a huge amount of content from all of our feeds by default.
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Here's how to turn it off.
First go to the hamburger menu in the upper left corner
Wait is this bad
They’re scared that Democrats will impeach Trump if we show up to vote in the midterms — LFG!
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Wait is this bad
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I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are
and use that as motivation to keep going
we are going to win
and use that as motivation to keep going
we are going to win
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
I want you to think about the worst person you know and how miserable they are
and use that as motivation to keep going
we are going to win
and use that as motivation to keep going
we are going to win
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PSA: Satanic Temple is led by a reactionary, borderline-fascist grifter.
PLEASE do not amplify the claim that they are magically going to feed a big bunch of the WIC/SNAP folks set to go hungry.
At a minimum, that's doing free PR for bad people.
And it potentially gives the impacted false hope.
PLEASE do not amplify the claim that they are magically going to feed a big bunch of the WIC/SNAP folks set to go hungry.
At a minimum, that's doing free PR for bad people.
And it potentially gives the impacted false hope.
October 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
PSA: Satanic Temple is led by a reactionary, borderline-fascist grifter.
PLEASE do not amplify the claim that they are magically going to feed a big bunch of the WIC/SNAP folks set to go hungry.
At a minimum, that's doing free PR for bad people.
And it potentially gives the impacted false hope.
PLEASE do not amplify the claim that they are magically going to feed a big bunch of the WIC/SNAP folks set to go hungry.
At a minimum, that's doing free PR for bad people.
And it potentially gives the impacted false hope.
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I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
October 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."
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you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
October 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
you have been visited by Baby Bison and will now enjoy 48 hours of elevated serotonin
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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
October 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
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when you hit the wrong button
October 12, 2025 at 7:17 PM
when you hit the wrong button
Voy a empezar a dejar jeringas con tylenol en las butacas de los cines y una nota que diga “bienvenido al mundo del autismo.”
September 24, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Voy a empezar a dejar jeringas con tylenol en las butacas de los cines y una nota que diga “bienvenido al mundo del autismo.”
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to summarize the disney/kimmel situation
September 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
to summarize the disney/kimmel situation
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New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.
September 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
New: Sarah MacLachlan, Jewel, and more musicians scheduled to perform at tonight's premiere for Hulu's ABC News doc LILITH FAIR have all pulled out after Disney scrapped the red carpet. First notable talent consequence of the Jimmy Kimmel situation.
September 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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An Aug. 29 policy statement from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, the federal agency, will from now on bar nonpartisan groups such as the League of Women Voters from offering voter registration services at the end of naturalization ceremonies. /1
www.uscis.gov
September 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
An Aug. 29 policy statement from U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, the federal agency, will from now on bar nonpartisan groups such as the League of Women Voters from offering voter registration services at the end of naturalization ceremonies. /1
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It frankly boggles my mind that we have invented a computer that cannot do math.
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
September 2, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It frankly boggles my mind that we have invented a computer that cannot do math.
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Hope the Criterion Collection release of DEEP CRIMSON introduces a new audience to the work of Arturo Ripstein, one of the pillars of modern Mexican cinema. I had the privilege of interviewing him in 2023 when he came to LA for an American Cinematheque retrospective: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
July 15, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Hope the Criterion Collection release of DEEP CRIMSON introduces a new audience to the work of Arturo Ripstein, one of the pillars of modern Mexican cinema. I had the privilege of interviewing him in 2023 when he came to LA for an American Cinematheque retrospective: www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
Esto es relevante. Muy.
"Despite Trump officially activating FEMA on Sunday, FEMA has just 86 total staff deployed at this point [to Texas], according to figures shared with staff Monday evening...In the past it would normally be in the several hundreds at this point in the disaster recovery process."
My latest:
My latest:
FEMA response to deadly Texas floods delayed & deficient with Noem in charge
Staffers sound the alarm.
www.thehandbasket.co
July 8, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Esto es relevante. Muy.