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hugofixer.bsky.social
Hugo
@hugofixer.bsky.social
I'm Hugo! Hugo The (past) Hungover



(PARODY PROJECT MOON ACCOUNT NOT AFFILIATED WITH PM AAH)

ran by the ricardo account if this account goes ham then report to him
Pinned
i shart my pants
Merry Christmas, everyone!
July 5, 2025 at 9:35 AM
How about destroyinglamanchalandmaxx?
How about Distortmaxx
i have to diemaxx now?
June 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
@slothfuldreamer.bsky.social
Is your theme park still not destroyed?
June 12, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Finally... that hangover lasted quite a bit... let's see how lo-
4 MONTHS!?!?!??!?! By the WINGS, I need to be more active!

*cough* Uh... what'd I miss?
June 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Guess who apparently had logged into this account on PC.
February 1, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sheesh... I... am never never gonna drink that much... ever again...
January 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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January 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
... I have gotten used to this... limiting body. But sadly, I have not eaten in 2 moons... human flesh is delightful, even thinking about it makes my tusks grow, so close until it stabs my br- aaiyhnnn...

Arm... arm is hun... hunger! Giv... give flesh, now!
December 23, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Hog! Ho... hog! Join... join the H-Hogmind! Hog! HOG!!!
December 18, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Grfggghhmm... Hog... be praised...
December 18, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Puny... Hogform... first phase... bones are chan... changing... flesh is... te-tearing... hooves are... gro...growing...

(A disgusting cacophony of screams and the sound of flesh tearing and molding.)

I am... inexperienced with this body...

Praised be John Hog. For he has given us courage.
December 17, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Reposted by Hugo
you can, of course, write as yourself too!! anything you prefer i'd be super happy either way~🌟✨

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December 14, 2024 at 6:40 PM
Hog... Hogform... Hogform good... pa-pain... feel no longer... Hog cherishes... all...
December 16, 2024 at 5:59 AM
I have... 50 follo...followers... I shall... shake ass... shake ass tomorrow... in the name of Hogmind... ass shall be... thrown back...
December 15, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Praised be... the Hogmind... praised be... John Hog...
December 15, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Love working for... hog... the great hog shall... encompass all and... love all...
December 15, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Join the... hogs... get special... name... Hogo shall... analyze this new... body.
December 15, 2024 at 4:59 PM
I'm going to La Manchaland and I see my friend who smokes weed with me and 500 hogs.
December 15, 2024 at 7:57 AM
Get jolly
December 9, 2024 at 2:37 PM
La Manchaland manifested again.

Is that my old mate?
November 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Met a cool guy named Ricardo. He's the big brother of the middle. He offered me some weed!

And you know how much I love weed.
November 12, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Fuck. This may be my last message. Goodbye.
November 12, 2024 at 5:53 PM
If I get 50 followers, I will do the coat shaker.
November 10, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Sancho. I have conceived.
November 8, 2024 at 6:46 PM
Got a new profile picture. I'm out of the void and now into the great bubble.
November 8, 2024 at 3:12 PM