Jeneralissima
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An erotic short story in three acts
August 14, 2024 at 11:50 AM
An erotic short story in three acts
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Aioli is just mayonnaise that studied abroad.
June 25, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Aioli is just mayonnaise that studied abroad.
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Venmo me $5 and I'll send you the same pic but with the flash on
June 25, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Venmo me $5 and I'll send you the same pic but with the flash on
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what kinda nerd-ass name is Debt Collector, stop calling me stalker!!!
June 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
what kinda nerd-ass name is Debt Collector, stop calling me stalker!!!
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Oh you like my eyes?
I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die
- Me, flirting
I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die
- Me, flirting
June 25, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Oh you like my eyes?
I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die
- Me, flirting
I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die
- Me, flirting
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WHAT: Thom Browne (couture, fall 2024)
OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving?
IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving?
IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky
#MJMfashionGuide
June 24, 2024 at 4:30 PM
WHAT: Thom Browne (couture, fall 2024)
OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving?
IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky
#MJMfashionGuide
OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving?
IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal
EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky
#MJMfashionGuide
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“Not just exquisite tailoring, clothing that’s ABOUT exquisite tailoring,” I whisper to myself as I walk down the sidewalk.
June 24, 2024 at 4:35 PM
“Not just exquisite tailoring, clothing that’s ABOUT exquisite tailoring,” I whisper to myself as I walk down the sidewalk.
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Wow golf playoffs have really changed.
June 16, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Wow golf playoffs have really changed.
I really should have rewatched S1 of House of the Dragon first. 😵💫
June 17, 2024 at 2:16 AM
I really should have rewatched S1 of House of the Dragon first. 😵💫
Finally started Ted Lasso S3 bc I’m burnt out on SVU and dang there’s some bad accents on there (I can even tell as an American).
June 4, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Finally started Ted Lasso S3 bc I’m burnt out on SVU and dang there’s some bad accents on there (I can even tell as an American).
A British show I watch just had an American character say “I grew up on a council estate” and “you are a posh public schoolboy.”
May 24, 2024 at 4:00 AM
A British show I watch just had an American character say “I grew up on a council estate” and “you are a posh public schoolboy.”
In a pasta emergency I bought Ragu at a gas station…my kids said it’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever made. 😭
May 21, 2024 at 2:02 AM
In a pasta emergency I bought Ragu at a gas station…my kids said it’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever made. 😭
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Life hack for women over 40? Try a machete.
May 13, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Life hack for women over 40? Try a machete.
SVU Season 15 is simply unbelievable. Absolutely perfect.
May 16, 2024 at 1:02 AM
SVU Season 15 is simply unbelievable. Absolutely perfect.
This is the maddest I’ve ever been.
April 26, 2024 at 2:16 AM
This is the maddest I’ve ever been.
SVU is my Battlestar Galactica.
April 24, 2024 at 12:57 AM
SVU is my Battlestar Galactica.
I am seriously floored on the famous actors on SVU. Is this the American The Bill?!?!!!
April 24, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I am seriously floored on the famous actors on SVU. Is this the American The Bill?!?!!!
I accidentally started watching the L&O SVU marathon (which I have never seen because it looked so stupid) when it came on after soccer and, well, 4 hours later…
April 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I accidentally started watching the L&O SVU marathon (which I have never seen because it looked so stupid) when it came on after soccer and, well, 4 hours later…
I only use pet names in moments of frustration and/or emphasis
April 13, 2024 at 3:37 AM
I only use pet names in moments of frustration and/or emphasis
I pretended to be dead to see what my cat would do and she immediately bit off one of my earlobes.
April 11, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I pretended to be dead to see what my cat would do and she immediately bit off one of my earlobes.
I lightly toasted my retinas and also my brain feels broken?
April 8, 2024 at 11:53 PM
I lightly toasted my retinas and also my brain feels broken?