Pusheen Gun Kelly
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Pusheen Gun Kelly
@howboutdemoshon.bsky.social
Cold like Minnesota
Hotter than a fever
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Has anyone trained an llm to convert emails to epstein speak yet
November 13, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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More than anything else, powerful men - like the ones who run the NYT - believe in the legitimacy of power itself. Because if it isn’t legitimate, they have to start asking hard questions about the world and themselves.
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:

saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3

and a worker tier whose emails are like:

Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Can't believe there's a mattress company called Saatva and they didn't go with the name Bedhisaatva instead
November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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I feel like I'm taking crazy pills: the emails from Landon Thomas has his New York Times signature block...he was employed by NY Times at the time. He was communicating directly with Epstein about Trump, and was given incriminating information about Trump. It's been in NYT's possession since 2015
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Something the US needs to accept too is that without a large-scale correction imposing consequences on a large number of people, the crisis of governance here will continue indefinitely
November 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
March 30, 2025 at 11:14 PM
They keep fucking changing outlook because the power users are the ones who decide which email program to pay for and the rest of us just have to suffer through it
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The crazy thing about paying $800/mo for health insurance is that it actually costs way more than that and my employer is covering most of it.

How do we frame universal healthcare as a pro-business move? They would save billions.
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Buddy I have turned down sex without even realizing it
Can you tell when a person is crushing on you?
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Yeah, something like that.
November 11, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I do think this is a point of radicalization because a lot of angry, angry normal people were ready to dig in and suffer a lot in order to make fascists suffer a little, and their resolution was sold out and made into a mockery
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I love needing a referral for mental health services because every time they're like "yeah you have problems but it seems like you're coping well enough so we don't think you need any help" and it would be cool to not be a pile of coping strategies in a trenchcoat
November 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I am getting the good insurance next year and investing in fixing my body as much as I can because this may be my last opportunity. I'll have to work even more hours to make it happen so who knows if it will even be a net gain.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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no money for politicians
November 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
New "affordable" microapartments just opened on the loudest intersection in the neighborhood.

$1450 for a 340sqft studio. Insanity. And it's not ADA accessible.
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Sure, they're just going to hard launch a brand new air traffic control system on... the week of Thanksgiving.
TRUMP: US TO LAUNCH NEW AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL SYSTEM WITHIN 2–3 WEEKS
November 11, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Soon: the interest-only for life mortgage. You just pay the interest and when you die the bank gets the house.
Fun with math:

A 6% 30-year mortgage on a $500k loan leaves the borrower paying $579k in interest over the life of the loan.

A 6% 50-year mortgage on a $500k loan leaves the borrower paying $815k in interest over the same 30-year period AND THEY STILL OWE $367k IN PRINCIPAL
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That's not entirely fair, his tweets clearly indicate a love of AI sex companions.
Nas, "Ether"

Kendrick Lamar, "Not Like Us"

Joyce Carol Oates, x.com/JoyceCarolOa...
November 10, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Senate Dems
November 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM