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wallace ⚰️🦇
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29 | he/they | white | seattle | i like star trek, knitting, great apes, modern history from the 1970s-2000s, and horror | tumblr is angelguts-redclassroom
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horridlad.bsky.social
the euphoria of working back in healthcare and only walking 5 minutes to get there
June 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. Tom Paris lays on a sick bay bed, with his head on the lil' bed pillow. He's looking up and screaming out. He has a desperate and fearful look in his eyes. His skin is suffering from some gross abnormalities, with veins quite visibly popping out along the side of his face and neck. It's a little big gross. Closed caption reads, "God, I'd love a pepperoni pizza"
June 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
Welcome to the Chao Kindergarten!
June 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
one of my Spotify mixes just looks like the lineup for whatever radio station you had that would play Delilah at night
June 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
Ash: [talking about Drag Race UK]
me: I don’t know what you’re talking about I don’t remember any of this. I had shit going on. you can’t talk about a tv show with me like I was there.
Ash: you were there. Black Peppa sent you home.
June 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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lordofallusions.bsky.social
“I buy-a the President! He make-a me pay-a the taxes! Oh!”
June 6, 2025 at 2:01 AM
horridlad.bsky.social
new bus stop graffiti says NO JIHAD BUT BUTLERIAN JIHAD lol
June 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
updated a list and accidentally made the worst triple feature a human could experience emotionally
letterboxd screenshot showing the posters for Faces by John Cassavetes, BASEketball by David Zucker, and Martyrs by Pascal Laugier
June 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
smoking a sinister kief bowl that is hurting me
June 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
crazy how powerful a charged vape is I just accidentally got a hit that functioned as a fog machine
June 2, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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dasharez0ne.bsky.social
NO!!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON LOOKS DOWN FROM HELL ON TO THERE OLD COMPUTER DISPLAYING "DA SHARE Z0NE" WEB PAGE , AND DA TEXT SAYS "I DONT WANT TO DISABLE MY AD BLOCKER, I DONT WANT TO ENTER MY EMAILL TO SEE MORE, I DONT WANT TO REACH THE END OF MY FREE ARTICLES, I WANT TO GO TO A WEB PAGE AND READ THE DAMB WEB PAGE " - THE PROMISE OF "GOING ON THE COMPUTER" HAS BECOME A PROCESS OF GETING BLASTED IN DA FACE WITH BULL SHIT WHILE YOUR TRYING TO LOOK STUFF UP, AND THEY DID IT ON PURPOSE SO THAT WE WOULDNT HAVE FUN FOR FREE, AND NOW THAT THEY RUINED ALL THE PUBLICATIONS AND WEB SITES, THERE TELLIN US "JUST ASK THE AI TO FIND SHIT FOR YOU" BUT WE ALREADY HAD AN APP THAT WOULD GIVE US INFOMATION THAT WE WANTED!!! IT WAS CALLED A FUCKEN WEB BROWSER!!!!! CAPTALISM MUST BE DESTROYED FOR THE USUAL REASONS BUT ALSO BECUASE IT RUINED THE COMPUTER FOR US!!! NO ONE LIKES THAT THEY BURNED THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA BUT WE HAD ANOTHER ONE 10 YEAR'S AGO AND INSTEAD OF 1 FIRE IT WAS 100000, PIECE BY PIECE, AND THEN THEY REPLACED THE DAMB CARD CATALOG WITH A COMPUTER THAT MAKES SHIT UP ,BUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND IM GOING TO THE WOODS NOW AND THEY DONT HAVE ADS THERE YET SO GO THERE WHILE YOU STILL CAN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
June 2, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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grudgingsignup.bsky.social
screenshot from I Think You Should Leave S1 sketch about inappropriate social media posts about brunch. caption "Load my fricking lard carcass into the mud. No coffin, please, just wet, wet mud... bae."
June 2, 2025 at 9:05 AM
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cjprice.bsky.social
RIP Jonathan Joss (VOICE OF JOHN REDCORN from king of the hill)
June 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
my regular dispensary is open again after a terrible smash and grab had them closed for months and walking inside was like going home
June 1, 2025 at 9:52 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
this bracket on AS10 is the best so far
June 1, 2025 at 5:21 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
my financially ill-advised Taco Bell order will save me
June 1, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene and I think we're in Ten Forward. There's some Starfleet folks in the background and balloons, so it's some kind of fancy spaceship party. Riker is pictured in his red uniform up front and close. He's playing a trombone and facing down like he's gearing up for a big ol' trombone noise to happen. Closed caption reads, "(begins playing trombone)"
June 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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johndrew-sky.bsky.social
“He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”
May 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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eliotetc.bsky.social
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
horridlad.bsky.social
30TH ANNIVERSARY SCREENING OF SHOWGIRLS IN JULY. gif I have of Colin Firth saying I’ll be there in Mamma Mia! but it’s not fucking working.
May 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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dril.bsky.social
how to install lever in my car that blocks my "Tool Makes Me Nut" bumper sticker w/ a little curtain while picking the boys up from lacrosse
May 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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bronwen.bsky.social
"Separating the art from the artist" is for people like Picasso, who was a total bastard a very long time ago but also an artistic genius whose work is actually important to human culture

It is not for a mid tier kids' author that is actively trying to eliminate a whole group of people right now
May 29, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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akisgunsarchives.bsky.social
don’t let fandom discourse distract you from sexualizing and fetishizing your favorite character
May 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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abzjharding.bsky.social
A David Lynch quote for every creative person who may need it today.

It resonated with me when I came across it reading it in Lynch on Lynch.
" No, it wasn't. What makes you worry about things like that is when you start thinking about what certain people might say about it later. Because you're not really sure what they might say. And if you start worrying, you could make some really strange decisions based upon that worry. The work isn't talking to you any more; this worry is talking to you. And you become paralysed. So the trick is: you've got to forget making a hero or a fool of yourself and just try to get into that world. and if you can do that, and you feel good about the decisions that you make, then you can weather whatever good or bad storm comes along. " - David Lynch in 'Lynch on Lynch'.
May 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM