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Jenn Hornsby
@hornsby.bsky.social
Writer 🪐🛰️🧟‍♀️
Honestly the guy who brings me DoorDash hangover McDonald’s is a greater hero than any living US president
August 11, 2023 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Jenn Hornsby
Blinking Red Dianne Feinstein Insists She Has Never Felt Better
Blinking Red Dianne Feinstein Insists She Has Never Felt Better
After a fall and hospitalization, a blinking red Dianne Feinstein appeared before gathered media and insisted that she's never felt better.
hard-drive.net
August 9, 2023 at 3:59 PM
Unfairly and Unjustly booed at the Apollo theater after my “19,000 things you CAN say on tv” bit where I read from the encyclopedia
August 9, 2023 at 6:29 PM
I won’t feel truly at home on this app until I can tell a celebrity or billionaire to eat shit and have them get really mad about it
August 1, 2023 at 6:16 PM
I just got back from vacation and boy are my arms tired! (From petting the kitty I missed him 🥺)
August 1, 2023 at 12:44 PM
Fuck whoever invented Boston fr
July 31, 2023 at 11:30 PM
Reposted by Jenn Hornsby
whaTS THe bladdy council doin about all this bladdy entropy whyre they wasting all my tax on making all this matter tend to go from a ordered to a less ordered state
July 30, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Bluesky is a new place to get yelled at by insane people 💖
July 30, 2023 at 9:29 PM
So this is the new posting app? (Immediately gets brain damage after reading the discover page for five seconds)
July 30, 2023 at 4:38 PM