@horbgorbler.bsky.social
Government cog and LOVING IT! All opinions were beamed into my head by a telepathic bumble bee.
To the tune Zombie:
🎶in my bread/ in my breaeaead/ lunch meat lunch meat lu-uh-unch ma-eet ma-eet ma-eeet🎶
🎶in my bread/ in my breaeaead/ lunch meat lunch meat lu-uh-unch ma-eet ma-eet ma-eeet🎶
November 4, 2025 at 3:58 AM
To the tune Zombie:
🎶in my bread/ in my breaeaead/ lunch meat lunch meat lu-uh-unch ma-eet ma-eet ma-eeet🎶
🎶in my bread/ in my breaeaead/ lunch meat lunch meat lu-uh-unch ma-eet ma-eet ma-eeet🎶
The Andrew formally known as Prince
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 AM
The Andrew formally known as Prince
is Scar from the lion king short for Scarlett?
October 18, 2025 at 2:58 AM
is Scar from the lion king short for Scarlett?
Autumnal query: if I eat enough blankets, will I become a blanket?
October 14, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Autumnal query: if I eat enough blankets, will I become a blanket?
Liking your own skeets is an important form of self-affirmation
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Liking your own skeets is an important form of self-affirmation
I’m going to be the Rachel Dolezal of autism
September 8, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m going to be the Rachel Dolezal of autism
God: what are you doing?
Tom Lehrer: Poisoning pigeons in heaven.
God: pigeons go to pigeon heaven. Those are angels.
Tom Lehrer:🎶but it’s it against any religion/to want to dispose of an angel🎶
God: ☹️
Tom Lehrer: Poisoning pigeons in heaven.
God: pigeons go to pigeon heaven. Those are angels.
Tom Lehrer:🎶but it’s it against any religion/to want to dispose of an angel🎶
God: ☹️
July 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
God: what are you doing?
Tom Lehrer: Poisoning pigeons in heaven.
God: pigeons go to pigeon heaven. Those are angels.
Tom Lehrer:🎶but it’s it against any religion/to want to dispose of an angel🎶
God: ☹️
Tom Lehrer: Poisoning pigeons in heaven.
God: pigeons go to pigeon heaven. Those are angels.
Tom Lehrer:🎶but it’s it against any religion/to want to dispose of an angel🎶
God: ☹️
Mediterranean guy on Lolita Express: oh no no, I thought this was a plane for PITA-philes!
July 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Mediterranean guy on Lolita Express: oh no no, I thought this was a plane for PITA-philes!
What if Jesus was actually a dinosaur and Jurassic Park was actually the story of the second coming thwarted by humanity’s hatred of its own hubris?
June 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
What if Jesus was actually a dinosaur and Jurassic Park was actually the story of the second coming thwarted by humanity’s hatred of its own hubris?
Enough about chapstick - what about lass-stick?
June 12, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Enough about chapstick - what about lass-stick?
*in Mr. Ed voice* drop the beat dj NEIGH I’m Horsey Mane NEEEEEIGHHH
June 4, 2025 at 11:21 PM
*in Mr. Ed voice* drop the beat dj NEIGH I’m Horsey Mane NEEEEEIGHHH
Joking about this economy? In THIS ECONOMY??!
May 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Joking about this economy? In THIS ECONOMY??!
Cardinals elect another nerdy virgin as pope.
May 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Cardinals elect another nerdy virgin as pope.
@frankfukuyama.bsky.social It looks like history started up again!
April 3, 2025 at 2:27 PM
@frankfukuyama.bsky.social It looks like history started up again!
For an app called BlueSky, it’s gloomy af on here.
March 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
For an app called BlueSky, it’s gloomy af on here.
Kendrick Lamar re-releases Section.80 as Housing.Choice.Vouchery.
Wow, way to specific
Wow, way to specific
March 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Kendrick Lamar re-releases Section.80 as Housing.Choice.Vouchery.
Wow, way to specific
Wow, way to specific
Are human people turned into animals by witch’s/warlock’s curse eligible to vote? Asking for a friend.
February 26, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Are human people turned into animals by witch’s/warlock’s curse eligible to vote? Asking for a friend.
I wish I was a better weeper but I have such small, masculine tear ducts
February 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I wish I was a better weeper but I have such small, masculine tear ducts
Getting tired of my unhealthy coping mechanisms- anybody got something knew I could try? Finding temporary solace by dragging my feet through pepper jelly? Cursing at squirrels?
February 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Getting tired of my unhealthy coping mechanisms- anybody got something knew I could try? Finding temporary solace by dragging my feet through pepper jelly? Cursing at squirrels?
I (cis-straight man) asked my cis-straight wife which of us was gayer and, it turns out, we BOTH THINK WE ARE THE GAYER SPOUSE!
January 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I (cis-straight man) asked my cis-straight wife which of us was gayer and, it turns out, we BOTH THINK WE ARE THE GAYER SPOUSE!
I shall now deploy the aesthetics of depression-era labor (woodcuts of people helping each other) against the rising tide of techno-fascism and infinite money. Let’s see who wins!
January 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I shall now deploy the aesthetics of depression-era labor (woodcuts of people helping each other) against the rising tide of techno-fascism and infinite money. Let’s see who wins!
Living severance, worried that my innie is a slut.
January 18, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Living severance, worried that my innie is a slut.
Everyone please keep Eraserhead Baby in their thoughts and transcendental meditations today.
January 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Everyone please keep Eraserhead Baby in their thoughts and transcendental meditations today.
As we all applaud Michelle Obama’s decision, I think it’s important to remember that Wanda Sykes and Peewee Herman are ALSO not attending the inauguration. Kudos to them
January 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
As we all applaud Michelle Obama’s decision, I think it’s important to remember that Wanda Sykes and Peewee Herman are ALSO not attending the inauguration. Kudos to them
Resolving to spend less time doom scrolling and more time fuming about my own thoughts.
January 15, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Resolving to spend less time doom scrolling and more time fuming about my own thoughts.