Hopey Harbinger
@hopeyharbinger.bsky.social
Graphic Designer/Art Director. Middle-aged hockey goalie mom. Punk/Goth relic. Vermonster. Loves dystopian flicks and DIY. Dislikes litter and typos. #GraphicDesign #Vermont #GoalieMom #Menopausal
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This is your annual reminder that if teens come trick or treating this weekend, they could be doing way worse things. Let them have one more year being a child, another year at feeling the magic, let them be care free and have fun, compliment their costume, and give them some damn candy.
a group of cartoon characters dressed as ghosts are walking down the street
ALT: a group of cartoon characters dressed as ghosts are walking down the street
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October 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is your annual reminder that if teens come trick or treating this weekend, they could be doing way worse things. Let them have one more year being a child, another year at feeling the magic, let them be care free and have fun, compliment their costume, and give them some damn candy.
Happy 55 to my birthday bud #MattDamon. We look great! 🎂
October 8, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy 55 to my birthday bud #MattDamon. We look great! 🎂
Son: "Mom, I may need new goalie pads."
Me: 😨
Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!"
#GoalieMom #GoalieLife
Me: 😨
Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!"
#GoalieMom #GoalieLife
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Son: "Mom, I may need new goalie pads."
Me: 😨
Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!"
#GoalieMom #GoalieLife
Me: 😨
Dad: "Don't ever speak to your mother like that again!"
#GoalieMom #GoalieLife
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Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
September 23, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.
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Dammit, I got sorta raptured
September 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Dammit, I got sorta raptured
Eff it. I’m eating peanut butter Capn Crunch cereal. Fight me.
September 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Eff it. I’m eating peanut butter Capn Crunch cereal. Fight me.
The utter embarrassment of it all. It’s like we’re all stuck in the Jerry Springer show.
September 15, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The utter embarrassment of it all. It’s like we’re all stuck in the Jerry Springer show.
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The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The left isn’t “dancing on Charlie Kirk’s grave,” we’re just pointing out that, thanks to rhetoric like his, a lot of other graves exist.
September 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Changing the DOD to DOW will cost billions across 700k facilities. Cracker Barrel logo designer’s eyeballs are rolling HARD right now. 👀
September 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Changing the DOD to DOW will cost billions across 700k facilities. Cracker Barrel logo designer’s eyeballs are rolling HARD right now. 👀
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Fiction will never be frivolous. We need people to keep imagining how much better or worse the world can be, and what it would take to get there.
September 6, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Fiction will never be frivolous. We need people to keep imagining how much better or worse the world can be, and what it would take to get there.
Ever pull up into your driveway, turn the car off and silently scream “What the f*ck? What the ACTUAL F*CK!?!!”.
September 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ever pull up into your driveway, turn the car off and silently scream “What the f*ck? What the ACTUAL F*CK!?!!”.
Had it: Tripping and falling over in the woods today. Again. 🤕
Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today.
Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today.
September 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Had it: Tripping and falling over in the woods today. Again. 🤕
Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today.
Hit it: I read the Ahsoka #3 comic book today.
I can hear my kid singing that “Golden” k-pop song in the shower. 🚿🤣
September 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I can hear my kid singing that “Golden” k-pop song in the shower. 🚿🤣
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live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
August 30, 2025 at 3:47 PM
live your life in such a way that millions of people don’t joyfully await your demise
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Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Due to rising food costs, the 5-second rule has hereby been extended to 10 seconds.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Truth in branding. 😏
August 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Truth in branding. 😏
Cracker Schmacker. Folks always bitch about logos when THEY’RE NOT 👏 BRAND 👏 EXPERTS.
August 24, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Cracker Schmacker. Folks always bitch about logos when THEY’RE NOT 👏 BRAND 👏 EXPERTS.
Spent yesterday at the Little League Baseball World Series. Free parking and admission - and fun as heck with 29,000 other fans. ⚾️ #LLWS
August 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Spent yesterday at the Little League Baseball World Series. Free parking and admission - and fun as heck with 29,000 other fans. ⚾️ #LLWS
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i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
August 22, 2025 at 7:31 PM
i need politicians to be as mad at housing prices as they are about cracker barrel's new logo
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WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON: I mean, should we even bother remembering history that wasn't awesome and fun? It's best to forget the ickier things and move on. No one wants to be bummed out. The sole exception being the crucifixion of course, which should be mandatory teaching in public schools.
August 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
WHITE HOUSE SPOKESPERSON: I mean, should we even bother remembering history that wasn't awesome and fun? It's best to forget the ickier things and move on. No one wants to be bummed out. The sole exception being the crucifixion of course, which should be mandatory teaching in public schools.