⠀⠀( smirk . * ✨️ )
⠀⠀hoopa dropped a wailmer on top of a sailor's boat ! needless to say , they got along pree𓂃eety well !
⠀⠀( the poor boat sunk and all known valuables became lost . )
⠀⠀well 𝙙𝙪𝙝 ! it's you , nobody else can have the same energy as yve—kan !
⠀⠀( smirk . * ✨️ )
⠀⠀hoopa dropped a wailmer on top of a sailor's boat ! needless to say , they got along pree𓂃eety well !
⠀⠀( the poor boat sunk and all known valuables became lost . )
⠀⠀well 𝙙𝙪𝙝 ! it's you , nobody else can have the same energy as yve—kan !
⠀⠀( lalalala— ah .ᐣ )
⠀⠀it's you !
⠀⠀( the pokemon runs straight towards death , spinning all around to greet . )
⠀⠀well 𝙙𝙪𝙝 ! it's you , nobody else can have the same energy as yve—kan !
⠀⠀( lalalala— ah .ᐣ )
⠀⠀it's you !
⠀⠀( the pokemon runs straight towards death , spinning all around to greet . )
⠀⠀( happily roaming through the plains 𓂃 )
⠀⠀( lalalala— ah .ᐣ )
⠀⠀it's you !
⠀⠀( the pokemon runs straight towards death , spinning all around to greet . )
⠀⠀( happily roaming through the plains 𓂃 )
⠀⠀( happily roaming through the plains 𓂃 )
،̲،̲ bring forth once treasured , the devil's face revealed . ،̲،̲
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#PTRP
،̲،̲ bring forth once treasured , the devil's face revealed . ،̲،̲
⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#PTRP
you're weird .͟.͟.͟
nothing .
( stuffing the paper back into his pocket . )
what's that alikan .ᐣ
you're weird .͟.͟.͟
what's that alikan .ᐣ
( giggling at the autograph . )
what's that alikan .ᐣ
𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭!
𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭!
𝐓𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐧, 𝐬𝐦𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫!
 ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( the impact of the rocket sends hoopa flying back and into the horde , shrieks of terror coming out of its tiny lungs . )
MORTAL .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ HOOPA WILL GET YOU ONE DAY .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ GYAAAAAAAAAAA —
“ Only if you make them go away ! ”
( Such frantic horde of affection is going to give him nightmares for weeks, but he has a solution to this ; a hand extended out to summon forth a Lloid Rocket that'd he'd hop on to take off faster than his run speed ! )
⠀
( the impact of the rocket sends hoopa flying back and into the horde , shrieks of terror coming out of its tiny lungs . )
MORTAL .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ HOOPA WILL GET YOU ONE DAY .ᐟ.ᐟ.ᐟ GYAAAAAAAAAAA —
but they give you a funny feeling , right ? accept it !!
( the hoard of pokemon chase behind , an army of lips just ready to taint the pitiful other . hoopa was just enjoying it all ! laughing merrily . )
The mayor kept on his dash even as the djinn followed , his large eyes now being small circles while cartoon clouds followed behind his wake .
“ I'm not amazed ! I'm scared of granny kisses !! ”
⠀
but they give you a funny feeling , right ? accept it !!
( the hoard of pokemon chase behind , an army of lips just ready to taint the pitiful other . hoopa was just enjoying it all ! laughing merrily . )
( ohhhhh self control never felt so bad before . )
.͟.͟.͟ so it is . whatever . no use crying over spilled milk . i'm napping * 💢 .
alikan's face is turning red !
( was too focused trying not to blow up at his god . right . it did . it . fucking . did . )
.͟.͟.͟ my lord , you wished for me to grant her desire because you couldn't bear the shame , didn't you .
( ohhhhh self control never felt so bad before . )
.͟.͟.͟ so it is . whatever . no use crying over spilled milk . i'm napping * 💢 .
alikan's face is turning red !
( was too focused trying not to blow up at his god . right . it did . it . fucking . did . )
.͟.͟.͟ my lord , you wished for me to grant her desire because you couldn't bear the shame , didn't you .
mafukan wished for a sewing kit that never runs out . but that doesn't exist , right ? so hoopa gave her candles ! alikan heard it .
alikan's face is turning red !
mafukan wished for a sewing kit that never runs out . but that doesn't exist , right ? so hoopa gave her candles ! alikan heard it .
can't be that bad , is it ?
( stopped listening after a bit . what was it ? )
and alikan said she wouldn't be boring ! well , he wasn't .͟.͟.͟ ehe , those snacks were divine ! ah , and hoopa granted her a wish .
mafukan wished for a sewing kit that never runs out . but that doesn't exist , right ? so hoopa gave her candles ! alikan heard it .
and alikan said she wouldn't be boring ! well , he wasn't .͟.͟.͟ ehe , those snacks were divine ! ah , and hoopa granted her a wish .
( even more strained groans . so much for being a djinn's favoured ; couldn't even go around its loopholes ! )
hmp , alikan wished for hoopa to give that herb . alikan didn't wish for hoopa to return immediately after that !
and alikan said she wouldn't be boring ! well , he wasn't .͟.͟.͟ ehe , those snacks were divine ! ah , and hoopa granted her a wish .
hmp , alikan wished for hoopa to give that herb . alikan didn't wish for hoopa to return immediately after that !
my lord .͟.͟.͟
( strained groan . he holds his face . )
uh huh ? and hoopa granted that !
hmp , alikan wished for hoopa to give that herb . alikan didn't wish for hoopa to return immediately after that !
uh huh ? and hoopa granted that !
my lord , with all due respect , i begged you to do just one thing .͟.͟.͟
uh huh ? and hoopa granted that !
( little obnoxious giggling . )
hoopa's job here is done ! keep addressing hoopa as lord hoopa , as you should , mafukan !!!
( a prideful stance . hoop twitches alive once more , opening the portal . )
hoopa shall take its leave . +
❨ still beats running into classmates unwillingly.
hoopa seemed cheery, wonder what it's thinking. ❩
thank you, hoopa. er... lord hoopa, i guess.
❨ what is the social standing of the legendaries .ᐣ ❩
⇣
sorry alishir , you're bound to a wish for however long mafukan is alive for ! have fun answering those candle calls 𓂃 ♫
* 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 。 )
( little obnoxious giggling . )
hoopa's job here is done ! keep addressing hoopa as lord hoopa , as you should , mafukan !!!
( a prideful stance . hoop twitches alive once more , opening the portal . )
hoopa shall take its leave . +
( pleased !!!!!!! hoopa twirls happily 𓂃 ♫ )
thank you ♪ ❩
( its hoop rattles , a small portal summoned as a cream soda can falls into the child's hands . how's that !? )
( pleased !!!!!!! hoopa twirls happily 𓂃 ♫ )
( tapping its chin . huh .͟.͟.͟ now where would it be able to find that ? .͟.͟.͟ aha .ᐟ with a snap of a finger , it summons .͟.͟.͟ a set of candles ? and a lighter ִ𖤠ִ𖤠 )
light a candle and make a wish for everytime your supply runs low , +
well ... if the wish is limitless ... a sewing kit that never empties.
sewing is a passion of mine and constantly getting new supplies is a hassle.
( furrowed brows . it was ready to leave in disappointment , hopes returning when questioned . it nods ! )
yes , anything ! hoopa can bring anything , grant anything , answer anything ! would you like a castle ? or riches ?
( tapping its chin . huh .͟.͟.͟ now where would it be able to find that ? .͟.͟.͟ aha .ᐟ with a snap of a finger , it summons .͟.͟.͟ a set of candles ? and a lighter ִ𖤠ִ𖤠 )
light a candle and make a wish for everytime your supply runs low , +
( furrowed brows . it was ready to leave in disappointment , hopes returning when questioned . it nods ! )
yes , anything ! hoopa can bring anything , grant anything , answer anything ! would you like a castle ? or riches ?
a door wouldn't hold me ...
not now.
❨ what a nuisance. ❩
.. do you just want me to wish for anything .ᐣ
what if you were locked in a room for an indefinite duration ?
( its tone lies flat , yet grin remains . unfitting . )
( furrowed brows . it was ready to leave in disappointment , hopes returning when questioned . it nods ! )
yes , anything ! hoopa can bring anything , grant anything , answer anything ! would you like a castle ? or riches ?
( its hoop rattles , a small portal summoned as a cream soda can falls into the child's hands . how's that !? )
( 💭* cream soda ,,,,, )
( big eyes . a mortal in a crisis , what does thou wish for !? )
( its hoop rattles , a small portal summoned as a cream soda can falls into the child's hands . how's that !? )
what if you were locked in a room for an indefinite duration ?
( its tone lies flat , yet grin remains . unfitting . )
naturally, on my own will prove difficult, but not impossible.
you're willing to wait that long , no matter how many years it'll take ?
( narrowed emeralds , doubt in its immortalised form . )
what if you were locked in a room for an indefinite duration ?
( its tone lies flat , yet grin remains . unfitting . )