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Selena Gomez Addams
December 7, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Selena Gomez Addams
Slugma balls doesn’t work as well as ligma cuz that just invites someone to haymaker your baby maker. or put slugs on it which is probably a fetish
December 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Slugma balls doesn’t work as well as ligma cuz that just invites someone to haymaker your baby maker. or put slugs on it which is probably a fetish
eat more beans u bitches
December 6, 2025 at 6:13 PM
eat more beans u bitches
me: gray goo is what the silver surfer calls cumshots
priest: ok weird but not technically a sin to think about
priest: ok weird but not technically a sin to think about
December 5, 2025 at 9:56 PM
me: gray goo is what the silver surfer calls cumshots
priest: ok weird but not technically a sin to think about
priest: ok weird but not technically a sin to think about
in the winter sometimes my nutsack looks like those labyrinth puzzle boxes with the ball bearings in them
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
in the winter sometimes my nutsack looks like those labyrinth puzzle boxes with the ball bearings in them
*first interview as pharmaceutical PR consultant*
me: the virus looks like little spiders so we figured we would inject ACTUAL spiders and maybe the virus would get scared and run away
*Behind me I see a stock ticker, the value of the company dropping*
me: oh man I'd hate to work there
me: the virus looks like little spiders so we figured we would inject ACTUAL spiders and maybe the virus would get scared and run away
*Behind me I see a stock ticker, the value of the company dropping*
me: oh man I'd hate to work there
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
*first interview as pharmaceutical PR consultant*
me: the virus looks like little spiders so we figured we would inject ACTUAL spiders and maybe the virus would get scared and run away
*Behind me I see a stock ticker, the value of the company dropping*
me: oh man I'd hate to work there
me: the virus looks like little spiders so we figured we would inject ACTUAL spiders and maybe the virus would get scared and run away
*Behind me I see a stock ticker, the value of the company dropping*
me: oh man I'd hate to work there
every day is dull, grey, lifeless. another 24 hours to let myself and everyone I love down. things could be different and I wouldn't know, because nothing ever seems to change. just a cold, lonely life. that brings me to today's sponsor: SquareSpace.
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December 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
every day is dull, grey, lifeless. another 24 hours to let myself and everyone I love down. things could be different and I wouldn't know, because nothing ever seems to change. just a cold, lonely life. that brings me to today's sponsor: SquareSpace.
SquareSpace has the tools to build a blog, websi
SquareSpace has the tools to build a blog, websi
i wonder if i could slip a komodo dragon egg into a chicken coop and see if it hatches and then eats its mom
December 4, 2025 at 11:24 AM
i wonder if i could slip a komodo dragon egg into a chicken coop and see if it hatches and then eats its mom
spotify wrapped is weird this year
December 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
spotify wrapped is weird this year
i wish hont dog man was exploded with the tsar bomba
December 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
i wish hont dog man was exploded with the tsar bomba
@badposter.lol was that u in the liquor store
December 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
@badposter.lol was that u in the liquor store
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"Who Is More Breedable: Goku or Vegeta?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
"Who Is More Breedable: Goku or Vegeta?" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
happy holidays
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
happy holidays
everything I’ve learned about will stancil has been under duress. i googled him and firefox redirected me to a page saying “You don’t have to go through this alone. Help is available” and a phone number to a crisis management hotline
December 2, 2025 at 12:11 PM
everything I’ve learned about will stancil has been under duress. i googled him and firefox redirected me to a page saying “You don’t have to go through this alone. Help is available” and a phone number to a crisis management hotline
me: *mag dumps into the hallway after hearing an intruder* hope they have ski masks in hell you rotten bitch
my roomba: *keeps bumping into walls*
my roomba: *keeps bumping into walls*
December 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
me: *mag dumps into the hallway after hearing an intruder* hope they have ski masks in hell you rotten bitch
my roomba: *keeps bumping into walls*
my roomba: *keeps bumping into walls*
KRILLIN IN THE NAME OF
December 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
KRILLIN IN THE NAME OF
I am the clitorax and I speak for the bush
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I am the clitorax and I speak for the bush
Fellas if ur girl:
• has a playlist titled “podcasts 4 fuckin”
• is a volunteer hairstylist at the library
• tells u she got a C- on her autism test
• forgets which pedal is gas and which one dispenses hot fudge
• knows dracula
• fell down an up escalator
that’s not ur girl that’s ALBERT EINSTEIN
• has a playlist titled “podcasts 4 fuckin”
• is a volunteer hairstylist at the library
• tells u she got a C- on her autism test
• forgets which pedal is gas and which one dispenses hot fudge
• knows dracula
• fell down an up escalator
that’s not ur girl that’s ALBERT EINSTEIN
November 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Fellas if ur girl:
• has a playlist titled “podcasts 4 fuckin”
• is a volunteer hairstylist at the library
• tells u she got a C- on her autism test
• forgets which pedal is gas and which one dispenses hot fudge
• knows dracula
• fell down an up escalator
that’s not ur girl that’s ALBERT EINSTEIN
• has a playlist titled “podcasts 4 fuckin”
• is a volunteer hairstylist at the library
• tells u she got a C- on her autism test
• forgets which pedal is gas and which one dispenses hot fudge
• knows dracula
• fell down an up escalator
that’s not ur girl that’s ALBERT EINSTEIN