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Holmz @holmz.uk · Nov 8
Too early for a #GasFollowBack hashtag to get the blue side of Bristol all linked up?
Happy Budget Day

Did everyone get everything they wanted?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Happy Budget Eve 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Bristol Popworld is now a gay club 😱
November 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Watching the Sam Fender London Stadium gig on YouTube.

Full of regret. It looks AMAZING
But I was so unbelievably fucked that I remember NOTHING. Possibly asleep
November 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Benn is so much better.. but Eubank so much bigger

Interesting last few rounds
November 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Which one is more English?
November 6, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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‘At one point during cross examination, the prosecutor Peter Wright KC called Barton’s explanations “nonsense”, to which the former player responded by asking: “Are you calling me a nonce?” Wright in turn responded: “No, nonsense.”’
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Top night out with the #DanishGas 🇩🇰🍻

@xorrox.bsky.social @gauklerei.bsky.social

Skål !!!!
November 8, 2025 at 8:19 AM
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@holmz.uk with a handful of tasty Spunk. #utg
November 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Just whacked my big toe against a wall with great force playing barefoot balloon volleyball in the living room and I’ll be amazed if it isn’t broken.
Sickening thud.
October 27, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Locks is BACK

That is all
October 24, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Shouldn’t buy these things from Aldi.. can demolish a whole pack slowly over the course of a single evening if I am not careful 🫣
October 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Depressing, if true 🥺
October 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Pickled cockles, soft boiled egg, franks hot sauce - on Ryvita!
October 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
A touch windy out
October 3, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Happy Oasis @ Wembley Day to all those who celebrate
September 27, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Had a consultancy appointment to discuss ripping out one of my wisdom teeth.. a follow-up to an x-ray..
“do you want us to do it now?”
*gulp*
The side of my face and mouth now completely numb. Looking forward to the agony when the anaesthetic wears off 😬
September 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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And they can fuck right off #nffc
September 20, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Scenic
September 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
When in Grimsby 🐟🐟
August 30, 2025 at 12:11 PM
On our way to Grimsby 🫣
August 30, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Orange wine is goooooood
August 29, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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We've all been there, fella.
August 28, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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August 28, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Elite snack 👨‍🍳
August 27, 2025 at 8:58 PM