HMI Bird
@hmibird.bsky.social
Screen enthusiast
Posts usually about tech or cardboard
Chief transformation officer - Skeet Department
Posts usually about tech or cardboard
Chief transformation officer - Skeet Department
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Demonstrating how much I hate those Calvin Peeing stickers by getting a sticker of Calvin peeing on a smaller Calvin Peeing sticker.
November 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Demonstrating how much I hate those Calvin Peeing stickers by getting a sticker of Calvin peeing on a smaller Calvin Peeing sticker.
If you’re into board games, I’m sorry
November 20, 2025 at 6:36 AM
If you’re into board games, I’m sorry
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i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all
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I played through the first Time Crisis via MAME with a mouse and it was fun and in some cases ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
November 17, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I played through the first Time Crisis via MAME with a mouse and it was fun and in some cases ABSOLUTE CINEMA.
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just got a message from my DoorDash driver that said I am definitely not doing something to your pizza right now
November 13, 2025 at 12:30 AM
just got a message from my DoorDash driver that said I am definitely not doing something to your pizza right now
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colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
November 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
colleges are a lot like beers, in that it doesn’t really matter which one you pick. they’re all equally good and indistinguishable from one another
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ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
ask your doctor if committing to the bit is right for you
There is a fake tweet circulating about me saying I will “netdeck Mono Blue decks” if my opponent wins. This is not true. If my opponent wins I will oppose the results due to rampant cheating (removal, boardwipes) while keeping my dignity in tact.
November 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
There is a fake tweet circulating about me saying I will “netdeck Mono Blue decks” if my opponent wins. This is not true. If my opponent wins I will oppose the results due to rampant cheating (removal, boardwipes) while keeping my dignity in tact.
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You know that one clock you keep forgetting to adjust so that weeks or even months after the time change it still shows the wrong hour? That's how I still have so many followers.
November 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
You know that one clock you keep forgetting to adjust so that weeks or even months after the time change it still shows the wrong hour? That's how I still have so many followers.
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Someone should do a mythbusters engineering to find out how fast you'd have to launch a sandwich to actually kill a person at various ranges.
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Someone should do a mythbusters engineering to find out how fast you'd have to launch a sandwich to actually kill a person at various ranges.
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LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
October 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says King Charles III will strip Prince Andrew of remaining titles including “Andrew”, curse him to wander the Earth as “the nameless one”
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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Lol my friggen dad. What a guy
October 16, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lol my friggen dad. What a guy
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I believe in energy, electricity, magnetism
October 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I believe in energy, electricity, magnetism
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
October 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If you know basic kabbalah it's actually not too hard to make a golem out of a labubu. Don't recommend it though. They have a pre-existing body-dharma. As soon as they wake they run straight for the sea. V hard to counter. Lost the first one. No idea what it's doing out there. Moved like lightning.
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We're going back to the plane of New York City.
October 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
We're going back to the plane of New York City.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
October 5, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
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