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Was struck on a recent rewatch that, more than anything else, the pilot put viewers in the "Walter's life sucks because his bitch wife emasculates him; therefore, his meth-making is actually good and cool because he's reclaiming control" frame.
Breaking bad was about a guy who had many opportunities for his healthcare to be paid for (his former business partners, jrs accidental money laundering go fund me), but he preferred selling meth because ruining other people's lives feels more manly than accepting gifts.
December 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This does give me ideas for how to use ChatGPT for good (suggesting ways to enrich myself via wealthy morons and the placebo effect)
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
What I cannot understand is, *who is this for?*

If he gave even the slightest shit about kids or Hep B patients, he wouldn't have voted to confirm RFK. So why pretend now?
“What have I done!” 🤡
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
At a certain point, I will need convincing that having no military isn't superior to one led by people this weak
Like make them fucking fire you, the moral cowardice of the modern American officer corps knows no bounds
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Thinking of the time I overheard two 60-something coworkers discussing Pokemon, and one described it as cock fighting for kids.
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I love going to the dog park with my kids. The old (human) regulars will make a beeline for me, ready to subject me to their endless chatter, then BAM! my 5-year-old hits them with the reverse. They never see it coming. When they get tired of her, in swoops the 13-year-old to charm their socks off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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the baby (17 months) raised both her hands and said “WEADY?” so I said “ready!” and then she slapped me in the face
November 22, 2025 at 2:53 PM
"Natural Birth" was a fairly obvious ploy to get women to be their own oppressors that nevertheless was wildly successful because it activated that part of our lizard brains that loves the opportunity to prove ourselves better than other women
The whole "natural birth natural life no medicine" crowd is actually more unfathomable to me than even nazis, like I understand what drives a nazi, I cannot wrap my head around the thought process that argues that the best plan is to embrace the methods that historically led to a lifespan of 27 yrs
November 22, 2025 at 3:50 PM
8-year-old told me he had a dream that his dad and I got divorced and I remarried...Ryan Reynolds. "He was always trying to act cool around us, like Deadpool. I didn't like him at all."
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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A whale caught in crab nets is fighting for her life on the Oregon Coast near Yachats, with so many people rushing there before official help arrives at dawn. The whale is vocalizing distress, asking for help. It's devastating. We have to find a way to stop entanglements. Unconscionable.
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Was finishing up vacuuming out the car when a royal blue, 1998(?) Cadillac DeVille came rolling down the street blasting "Papa Was a Rollin' Stone," so, yeah, my Saturday's going pretty great.
November 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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if microsoft just made outlook search not suck they'd see triple the productivity gains of any AI integration
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Democracy is on life support and Democrats' priority is the filibuster.
November 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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the Senate would rather die than have to be blamed for not doing anything that crosses 51 votes
Heaven forbid the Republicans get rid of the filibuster…
November 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Access to vaccines is not a privilege — it is a human right.

In @statnews.com today, Stefan Peterson and I write about using a human rights-based approach to deal with vaccine denialism and the return of measles, whooping cough and diphtheria

www.statnews.com/2025/11/12/c...
Kids have a right to vaccinations. Let's bring in the lawyers
Children suffering from diseases that should have been consigned to history is a moral failure. Access to vaccines is a human right.
www.statnews.com
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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Senate Democrats are in a lot of no-win situations here, but the part that is actually frustrating is you cannot in good faith believe, at least I can’t, that this is a caucus committed to changing those structural dynamics when they’re in power again
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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There will be some "Wow you can't make these people happy" sentiment but what's really happening is the Dems are beginning to reap the consequences of not really believing in anything. Choreographed maneuvers, too clever by half talking points. People have just had it
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 AM
This almost certainly played in to the urgency among Senate Dems to cave. Not the primary factor, but definitely more of a concern than SNAP for the "yes" voters.
Dems finally have Trump sweating and poking the GOP Senate over the filibuster, it’s a strange time to be looking for an offramp.
November 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Fundamentally, these are two men whose influence on the party is waning and are hoping to reverse that trend.

Where things get interesting is that they both clearly see Fuentes as ascendant.
Ben Shapiro is outright trying to kick Tucker Carlson out of the conservative movement in this video. The right's civil war is truly here www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaRJ...
Tucker Carlson Sabotages America
YouTube video by Ben Shapiro
www.youtube.com
November 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
People will continue to vote for Trump/Republicans, no matter what they do, because their phones tell them to.

The only way to change that is to change what their phones tell them.
Win YouTube and win the game
November 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
This makes more sense if you understand it as the start of a big round of media wagon-circling on this issue.

Get ready to hear - from all across the media landscape - all about the problems of hosting WH events in tents.
This mf again
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
October 25, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This mindset sucks so much. Your parents' money is *theirs,* not yours.

These are the people who will ultimately waste all of that inheritance paying lawyers as they fight with their siblings.
October 25, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I just don't think the average person is going to care much about this at all. If Americans were going to get mad about changes to the White House, the Rose Garden was a good bellwether. No one cared!
October 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
"Not having Nazi-inspired tattoos is literally asking for perfection" is a real fucking statement in the year of our Lord 2025
Is it going to come out that Graham Platner was hooking these guys up with the really good coke?
October 22, 2025 at 2:22 AM