Orli Matlow
@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social
Yet another comedian and writer (Adult Swim, SundanceTV)
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Orli Matlow
@hiremeimfunny.bsky.social
· Dec 23
The Mainstream Has Abandoned The Jewish Value of Critical Thinking
Among the many emotions of the last seven months — grief, fear, rage — the one that lingers most prominently is disappointment. In my…
medium.com
In honor of Festivus: my essay from July airing my grievances called The Mainstream Has Abandoned The Jewish Value of Critical Thinking medium.com/@orlimatlow/...
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It’s the abject cruelty and sadism without consequences that truly breaks one’s spirit tbh
November 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
It’s the abject cruelty and sadism without consequences that truly breaks one’s spirit tbh
If I text you this it means I have tea
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
If I text you this it means I have tea
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Reminds me of the best post ever from Phoebe Bridgers
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Reminds me of the best post ever from Phoebe Bridgers
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As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.
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How long until we get the New York Times op-ed “Have women ruined the child sex trafficking trade?”
November 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
How long until we get the New York Times op-ed “Have women ruined the child sex trafficking trade?”
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he misspelled his own name on a whiteboard
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
he misspelled his own name on a whiteboard
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Progressives like AOC were intensely criticized for helping tank Amazon’s proposed HQ2, which is the land these apartments will be built on.
HQ2 in Virginia has been a total bust and Amazon is planning to replace much of its workforce with robots.
Once again, progressives were right — just early.
HQ2 in Virginia has been a total bust and Amazon is planning to replace much of its workforce with robots.
Once again, progressives were right — just early.
November 12, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Progressives like AOC were intensely criticized for helping tank Amazon’s proposed HQ2, which is the land these apartments will be built on.
HQ2 in Virginia has been a total bust and Amazon is planning to replace much of its workforce with robots.
Once again, progressives were right — just early.
HQ2 in Virginia has been a total bust and Amazon is planning to replace much of its workforce with robots.
Once again, progressives were right — just early.
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assuming the suppression of pro-palestinian content is how he assuages his jewish conscience for making money hand over fist off of helping grow american nazism
Instagram has become a cash machine for neo-Nazis. Influencers glorify Hitler, deny the Holocaust, and sell extremist merchandise to millions. with Meta looking the other way. Hate isn’t just spreading on Instagram —it’s making money.
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Instagram’s Antisemitism Economy
Instagram has become a marketplace for antisemitism. Influencers like Hayden McDougall, Dylan Shane, Jake Shields, and Myron Gaines are using the platform’s massive reach to glorify Hitler, deny the H...
globalextremism.org
November 12, 2025 at 6:06 PM
assuming the suppression of pro-palestinian content is how he assuages his jewish conscience for making money hand over fist off of helping grow american nazism
See you there! I promise I’m better at standup than at standing!
If you are feeling simply DESPERATE for a LAUGH, illustrious JFREJ members. Marcia Belsky & @hiremeimfunny.bsky.social are hosting a comedy fundraiser in Williamsburg tomorrow Weds., Nov. 12, part of the New York Comedy Festival. Buy tickets here: www.jfrej.org/events/2025/...
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
See you there! I promise I’m better at standup than at standing!
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Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
November 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.
Turning 32 tomorrow and referring to it as my ~*Magic Johnson birthday*~ to try to make it sound fun
November 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Turning 32 tomorrow and referring to it as my ~*Magic Johnson birthday*~ to try to make it sound fun
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Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
Chuck Schumer is a Glinda (derogatory)
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Chuck Schumer is a Glinda (derogatory)
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dora.nyc
this is OUTSTANDING. super navigatable directory for food distros, resources. and easy to remember because it’s like the explorer but also—
directory
of
resources &
aid
this is OUTSTANDING. super navigatable directory for food distros, resources. and easy to remember because it’s like the explorer but also—
directory
of
resources &
aid
NYC Directory Of Resources and Aid
A directory of aid resources in NYC
dora.nyc
November 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
dora.nyc
this is OUTSTANDING. super navigatable directory for food distros, resources. and easy to remember because it’s like the explorer but also—
directory
of
resources &
aid
this is OUTSTANDING. super navigatable directory for food distros, resources. and easy to remember because it’s like the explorer but also—
directory
of
resources &
aid
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We just had a two-week news cycle about the Heritage Foundation grappling with Nazi influencers, right after a news cycle about student GOP chapters being full to the brim with young Nazis. So naturally if someone's spray painting swastikas it has to be devious Zionist Jews
November 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
We just had a two-week news cycle about the Heritage Foundation grappling with Nazi influencers, right after a news cycle about student GOP chapters being full to the brim with young Nazis. So naturally if someone's spray painting swastikas it has to be devious Zionist Jews
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This false flag stuff is the perfect example of how poisoned the well has become. I shudder to imagine what the discourse will look like following an incident like the Tree of Life shooting.
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
This false flag stuff is the perfect example of how poisoned the well has become. I shudder to imagine what the discourse will look like following an incident like the Tree of Life shooting.
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this is a perfect 30 rock joke
November 8, 2025 at 4:42 PM
this is a perfect 30 rock joke
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here we are indeed.
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
here we are indeed.
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
(additional context for fans of other sports: Arsenal is currently at the top of the Premier League)
I checked and you unfortunately can’t filter therapists by whether or not they follow Debra Messing on Instagram
November 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I checked and you unfortunately can’t filter therapists by whether or not they follow Debra Messing on Instagram
What is Mayor-Elect Mamdani’s plan to deal with people who board the subway and sit in the MIDDLE seat of an empty three-seater !!
November 8, 2025 at 4:47 PM
What is Mayor-Elect Mamdani’s plan to deal with people who board the subway and sit in the MIDDLE seat of an empty three-seater !!
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Being so anti-Muslim and anti-Left you reinvent the Rootless Cosmopolitan antisemitic smear full cloth.
I am begging the entire klal to go immediately to therapy.
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Being so anti-Muslim and anti-Left you reinvent the Rootless Cosmopolitan antisemitic smear full cloth.
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It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all.
And here she is at the loser party with him.
And here she is at the loser party with him.
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s worse than you think. This is his lawyer Rita Glavin who has been paid tens of millions of dollars to smear me and the other women who came forward. She has led his taxpayer funded litigation abuse of us all.
And here she is at the loser party with him.
And here she is at the loser party with him.
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Well maybe the knitting community of the Shetland islands can go FUCK ITSELF
The new British competitive knitting show hosted by Olympic diver Tom Daley has been denounced by the knitting community of the Shetland islands for its imprecise portrayal of fair isle knitting and negative attitude toward a technique known as steeking
Shetland knitting group ‘shocked and saddened’ by representation in Channel 4 show
A GROUP protecting Shetland’s knitting heritage has criticised a new Channel 4 show for spreading “negative misconceptions about Fair Isle knitting...
www.shetnews.co.uk
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Well maybe the knitting community of the Shetland islands can go FUCK ITSELF