Okay, pardon us, but F this. America, you’ve got to stand up.

Americans Start Stockpiling Moose Ahead Of Tariffs
theonion.com/americans-st...

Hi, I’m God.

You all died in 2016.

And yes, this is Hell.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

The mainstream media is already normalizing Donald Trump.

I won't, and neither should you.

This is why legacy media is dying.

Raw unvarnished truth here.

Sunday comic: Haha, I can totally relate!

Taking my 11yr old daughter to school today and told her that my husband/her dad bought me a Kamala shirt the night before the election and it just came. He bought it because he thought she would win. I cried. These next 4 years are going to be so hard. America deserves better.

This is not parody. I mean, it is, but they actually did do it. theonion.com/heres-why-i-...