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your year round escape to the fog of universal’s premiere event, halloween horror nights. photos, videos, history, memes, and more! on our way to hhn34! (mikey at magic city mayhem dot com)
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someone on the bird app recently called me an “hhn stan account”.

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one of my issues with this show is it gets more bombastic each season. like, what’re we doing here? 😅
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 AM
spiciest take: it’s a shitty looking “dragon”.

as a visual, sure, it’s cool. but a dragon?? come on.
November 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
every reason why i didn’t want to go to iaapa occurred in the one hour i was at iaapa
November 19, 2025 at 10:15 PM
things that really irritate me:

- repeating myself
- having to explain (what i think are obvious) jokes
- answering questions you already know the answers to
- david s pumpkins
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
after feeling like anybody can get media access to IAAPA, I no longer want to go to IAAPA
November 18, 2025 at 3:35 PM
usual morning updates are on threads while the other app is down.
November 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
test?
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
can’t hear that voice the same way again - Crooked Lane Montage From Halloween Horror Nights 2025
youtu.be/8mCv2QM2AZo
Crooked Lane Montage From Halloween Horror Nights 2025
YouTube video by Magic City Mayhem
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 8:08 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 AM
trying to figure out when the unfollow happened like
a man says what exactly did i do wrong here on a screen
ALT: a man says what exactly did i do wrong here on a screen
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
can’t believe the realization i had after the fact today 🤯
November 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Movember! Trees! Windows! Christmas! Universal Orlando Resort daily visitor! 🧑🏼‍🎄
youtube.com/shorts/w2zHL...
Movember! Trees! Windows! Christmas! Universal Orlando Resort daily visitor! 🧑🏼‍🎄
YouTube video by Magic City Mayhem
youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:18 AM
save yourself some peace and go through your screenshot folder and delete delete delete.

unless you’re totally obsessed with someone then hold on to those screenshots to use months later to dunk on someone.
November 13, 2025 at 10:29 AM
every so often i feel like a middle aged white guy needs to be asked if he thinks Wakanda is a real nation.
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
damn it.

didn’t shave again.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM
and fwiw, this shit only happens when this particular band plays the venue
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
me clocking out not being impacted by any shenanigans that transpired yesterday
a purple cartoon character says it 's cool on the bottom
ALT: a purple cartoon character says it 's cool on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
no offense, but sharing files with Google Drive is like not using an iPhone. not sure how to else to explain it.

use Dropbox like everyone else.
November 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
it gets to the point when someone lies to you so much that you don’t even call them out on it anymore and you just let them talk.
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 AM
ugh. cats.
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
guess i let that one linger a little longer than originally anticipated
November 10, 2025 at 4:53 PM
if you’re missing crooked lane, this can help scratch the itch: youtu.be/8mCv2QM2AZo?...
Crooked Lane Montage From Halloween Horror Nights 2025
YouTube video by Magic City Mayhem
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
you must know that if im standing in a queue that was posted at 10 mins or less and you strut by in the express queue, I dislike you with every fiber of my being. just wait the 10 mins with the rest of us, you sonovabitch.
November 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
too often i open my fb these days and see that another couple i knew years ago, who i thought would be together forever, have not only already separated, but moved on.

love isn’t real. girls lie. the end.
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
out of all the familiar faces i saw tonight, all the girls told me I need to go eat something.
November 6, 2025 at 2:16 AM