Stranger Danger
@heysheri.bsky.social
90% shitposting / 5% bookish stuff / Bad at math
If I don’t open my mouth, I can’t stick my foot in it. This is how I’m rolling in 2025.
December 21, 2024 at 8:30 PM
If I don’t open my mouth, I can’t stick my foot in it. This is how I’m rolling in 2025.
I don’t like my attitude so I’m putting myself to bed.
November 26, 2024 at 3:49 AM
I don’t like my attitude so I’m putting myself to bed.
At the first sign of drama, my twelve year old daughter stands up, removes herself from the equation and goes and sits somewhere else. This is my new life hack, Jack.
March 8, 2024 at 5:24 PM
At the first sign of drama, my twelve year old daughter stands up, removes herself from the equation and goes and sits somewhere else. This is my new life hack, Jack.
I remember watching Idiocracy and thinking how it was a bit far-fetched that evolution made humanity stupid because the benefits of technology made it unnecessary for people to be intelligent to survive.
Yet here we are.
Yet here we are.
February 15, 2024 at 5:08 PM
I remember watching Idiocracy and thinking how it was a bit far-fetched that evolution made humanity stupid because the benefits of technology made it unnecessary for people to be intelligent to survive.
Yet here we are.
Yet here we are.
This place needs more cowbell.
February 15, 2024 at 1:55 AM
This place needs more cowbell.
Just finished fisting a turkey. How’s your holiday shaping up?
December 25, 2023 at 7:02 PM
Just finished fisting a turkey. How’s your holiday shaping up?
I’m at the point in my holiday where my coffee is 98% Baileys.
December 24, 2023 at 2:34 PM
I’m at the point in my holiday where my coffee is 98% Baileys.
At the first sign of drama I fake a faint and play dead until everyone moves along. Then I get up, dust myself off and frantically run away.
So don’t @ me with your bullshit.
So don’t @ me with your bullshit.
December 23, 2023 at 5:25 PM
At the first sign of drama I fake a faint and play dead until everyone moves along. Then I get up, dust myself off and frantically run away.
So don’t @ me with your bullshit.
So don’t @ me with your bullshit.
The internets ruins everything.
December 22, 2023 at 2:13 AM
The internets ruins everything.
It’s not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber fall from the Nakatomi Tower.
December 10, 2023 at 8:37 PM
It’s not Christmas until I see Hans Gruber fall from the Nakatomi Tower.
I’ve been informed that in order for me to say I’m drinking hot chocolate and Baileys, that there actually needs to be hot chocolate in my cup even if I couldn’t fit any in because of all of the Baileys in there.
December 10, 2023 at 2:51 AM
I’ve been informed that in order for me to say I’m drinking hot chocolate and Baileys, that there actually needs to be hot chocolate in my cup even if I couldn’t fit any in because of all of the Baileys in there.
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I’m torn on being hunted for sport. On the one hand, you’re probably gonna die, but on the other, you’re the most popular person there.
December 8, 2023 at 11:02 PM
I’m torn on being hunted for sport. On the one hand, you’re probably gonna die, but on the other, you’re the most popular person there.
JFC some of us are just trying to survive, Susan. I don’t give a shit what you’re bringing to the potluck.
December 7, 2023 at 1:56 PM
JFC some of us are just trying to survive, Susan. I don’t give a shit what you’re bringing to the potluck.
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Role playing idea: I'll be Eileen and if you don't know the rest, this isn't going to work
December 7, 2023 at 3:37 AM
Role playing idea: I'll be Eileen and if you don't know the rest, this isn't going to work
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I can't join any more social media sites because it's spreading my angst too thin.
December 7, 2023 at 12:27 PM
I can't join any more social media sites because it's spreading my angst too thin.
I talk a lot of shit for someone whose pj pants are covered in horsies and say ‘I’m unSTABLE in the mornings’.
December 6, 2023 at 3:09 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone whose pj pants are covered in horsies and say ‘I’m unSTABLE in the mornings’.
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Just because I enjoy a swoopy bang, does not mean I’m having a personal crisis
December 6, 2023 at 2:07 AM
Just because I enjoy a swoopy bang, does not mean I’m having a personal crisis
I roll my eyes and sigh to myself a lot more than I should for someone who doesn’t give a fuck.
December 5, 2023 at 9:24 PM
I roll my eyes and sigh to myself a lot more than I should for someone who doesn’t give a fuck.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding except there’s no wedding and I’m not Greek so it’s just about my infatuation with cake.
December 3, 2023 at 4:10 AM
My Big Fat Greek Wedding except there’s no wedding and I’m not Greek so it’s just about my infatuation with cake.
Somehow I closed my eyes on Monday and now it’s Wednesday.
November 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Somehow I closed my eyes on Monday and now it’s Wednesday.
This common cold is kicking my ass. I never want to find out how bad an uncommon one is.
November 27, 2023 at 8:44 PM
This common cold is kicking my ass. I never want to find out how bad an uncommon one is.
It’s 10:48am and I’m back in bed.
November 27, 2023 at 4:48 PM
It’s 10:48am and I’m back in bed.
Making some hot chocolate, getting into my jammies and crawling into bed to fight this cold.
November 27, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Making some hot chocolate, getting into my jammies and crawling into bed to fight this cold.