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All mod cons. Pie aficionado, real estate agent, skier, traveler. Denver based. Boring 45 year old. AKA Natalie Portlyman, Pyro, hey you come back here with that…
It's like trying to drink from a firehose.
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
@nexton9news.bsky.social @kyleclark If you Google "DIA", "Denver International Airport" is the first thing that comes up. ((Shrug))
October 7, 2025 at 12:21 AM
@nexton9news.bsky.social I'm not opposed to this new stadium if it's going to be used for the public good in between games and during the off-season. Do we know anything about its potential ability to host concerts and other events? Seems important if we're dropping $70M.
July 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
100 years from now, when you’re asked what you did for climate change, don’t forget to mention we made sure transgender women weren’t permitted to play women’s sports.
March 9, 2025 at 9:55 PM
(Loving this thread) - Carry a handkerchief. They're so helpful, and it looks super cool when you can offer it to someone in need.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Grill Daddy wanted fajitas. Any questions?
January 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
LEGO Bricklink Mountain Fortress! Excited to add this to my castle collection.
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When it comes to inclusion, I view the world as a bar and I'm a bartender. Everyone is welcome at first. Everyone gets a seat if one is available. It doesn't matter who you are or where you're from. What gets you bounced is disrespecting me, the space, or those who I've welcomed to my bar.
January 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Tummeh Tuesday
January 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Tummy Tuesday. Shower cider.
November 28, 2023 at 10:04 PM
November 23, 2023 at 8:01 PM
Sometimes I wish I had normal thumbs.
November 21, 2023 at 7:34 PM
Tummyrot Tuesday. Ugh. Pass the Imodium. ((Gurgle))
November 21, 2023 at 5:22 PM
Someone validate me.
November 15, 2023 at 5:50 PM
OK OK OK Here’s tummy Tuesday.
November 14, 2023 at 11:37 PM
Built for comfort not speed.
November 14, 2023 at 3:26 PM
Oh shit. This place is about to get way smuttier. I gave my first invite code to @djrottenrobbie.bsky.social
Can someone explain FCF to him?
November 1, 2023 at 3:23 AM
If you rubbed one out today to pictures of someone in their Halloween costume, you’re my kind of perv.
October 31, 2023 at 7:01 PM
This MLS T-Shirt workout goes out to @ianlekus.bsky.social
October 31, 2023 at 4:55 PM
Bsky has grown a LOT. Let’s check in. From where are you sheeting?

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Commerce City, Colorado !
October 30, 2023 at 10:51 PM
M O I S T
October 30, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Reskeet your favorite Madonna
October 30, 2023 at 4:49 PM
Sorry? #TummyTuesday ? Nope. Don’t know what that is.
October 24, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Repost your favorite bathroom selfie
October 21, 2023 at 10:14 PM
A couple of weeks ago, I noticed someone dinged my car. I don’t know where, when or how. No note. It’s sad to me that someone would do that and not give a fuck. We can’t have nice things.
October 21, 2023 at 5:45 PM