If I can smell you and we’re not slow-dancing, you’re wearing too much perfume.

I have found the Alien, Terminator, Vader, and Humungus of bar snacks: the Philly cheesesteak egg roll at Oak and Stone in Bradenton, FL.

FOLKS WE DID IT

✅ I'm typing this on @aviva.gay's deer.social
✅ which posted to @alnkq.bsky.social's AppViewLite
✅ which is listening to the @blacksky.app atproto.africa relay

So let me get this straight: We're turning the USA into an exclusive gated community with a terrible HOA, restrictive covenants, and expensive dues, then shipping everyone who parks a vehicle in the driveway overnight to a #McGulag thousands of miles away. It's so clear now.

A while back, some pundit was throwing shade on all the latest tech trends and when he got to 3D printing, he said “we’ve already got a 3D printer, it’s called ‘China.’” Not anymore. Might be time to get a 3D printer.

One of the refreshing things about #bsky is this: Once I've finished reading what I'm interested in, that's it. I can stop. I don't have to sift through maliciously curated chum to find out who and what I've missed.

We're watching this nation turn into Gilead. Not that Gilead, the @stephenking.bsky.social Dark Tower Gilead, because the world is most definitely Moving On, and the meanest, most dislikable characters popping up in those stories are attaining positions of power they really shouldn't have.

TFW you have something clever and witty to write, then forget it completely while you're navigating password reset.

OK, this is great so far. There is little to no #enshittification present just yet.