Jonesy
@hexslinger.bsky.social
he/they
cookin up some kinda witch's bwew 🧉
cookin up some kinda witch's bwew 🧉
Kid, in this world it's shit or be shat.
October 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Kid, in this world it's shit or be shat.
You cannot convince me that Mike Johnson isn't the dad from Moral Orel
September 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
You cannot convince me that Mike Johnson isn't the dad from Moral Orel
How I learned to stop worrying and love the snail
September 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
How I learned to stop worrying and love the snail
Gone but forgotten as soon as we drink enough #TRUMPISDEAD
August 30, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Gone but forgotten as soon as we drink enough #TRUMPISDEAD
This means Zach Snyder can fuck the owl now
August 29, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This means Zach Snyder can fuck the owl now
Large language models are pupating demonspawn.
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Large language models are pupating demonspawn.
Did you fail in a day of adversity,
did your strength fall short?
Did you fail to rescue those who were being dragged off to death,*
those tottering, those near death,
because you said, “We didn’t know about it”?
Surely, the Searcher of hearts knows
and will repay all according to their deeds.
did your strength fall short?
Did you fail to rescue those who were being dragged off to death,*
those tottering, those near death,
because you said, “We didn’t know about it”?
Surely, the Searcher of hearts knows
and will repay all according to their deeds.
August 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Did you fail in a day of adversity,
did your strength fall short?
Did you fail to rescue those who were being dragged off to death,*
those tottering, those near death,
because you said, “We didn’t know about it”?
Surely, the Searcher of hearts knows
and will repay all according to their deeds.
did your strength fall short?
Did you fail to rescue those who were being dragged off to death,*
those tottering, those near death,
because you said, “We didn’t know about it”?
Surely, the Searcher of hearts knows
and will repay all according to their deeds.
y'ever just wanna party like you're mon mothma drinking away the regret from setting your daughter up in a transactional marriage to secure discrete funding for the rebellion
July 31, 2025 at 7:15 PM
y'ever just wanna party like you're mon mothma drinking away the regret from setting your daughter up in a transactional marriage to secure discrete funding for the rebellion
paraphrasing hasanabi but Tucker Carlson should be ashamed he was capable of that the whole time and never did and every political pundit in legacy media should be ashamed they've been outdone by Tucker fucking Carlson
June 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
paraphrasing hasanabi but Tucker Carlson should be ashamed he was capable of that the whole time and never did and every political pundit in legacy media should be ashamed they've been outdone by Tucker fucking Carlson
the real perfect crime is hitting a cop with a boomerang. what are they gonna do? confiscate it? shit comes right back.
June 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
the real perfect crime is hitting a cop with a boomerang. what are they gonna do? confiscate it? shit comes right back.
I'm every woman by Whitney Houston but she is every woman mashed together in some kind of massive cronenberg abomination
June 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I'm every woman by Whitney Houston but she is every woman mashed together in some kind of massive cronenberg abomination
see the one gorilla is a metaphor for the billionaires
May 17, 2025 at 4:23 AM
see the one gorilla is a metaphor for the billionaires
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her: you better not be a disgusting little crab man when i get there
me:
me:
May 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
her: you better not be a disgusting little crab man when i get there
me:
me:
white ford bronco has become my new punchbuggy
April 26, 2025 at 1:48 PM
white ford bronco has become my new punchbuggy
my fursona is a skinwalker mimicking rand paul
April 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
my fursona is a skinwalker mimicking rand paul
the retaliatory tariffs on Petoria have resulted in a 60% end consumer price increase on family guy funny moments 4 hours plz subscribe
April 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
the retaliatory tariffs on Petoria have resulted in a 60% end consumer price increase on family guy funny moments 4 hours plz subscribe
super glued my fingertips together to appear more scholarly.
it's an inconvenience sure, but at least i've mastered typing with my balls.
it's an inconvenience sure, but at least i've mastered typing with my balls.
April 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
super glued my fingertips together to appear more scholarly.
it's an inconvenience sure, but at least i've mastered typing with my balls.
it's an inconvenience sure, but at least i've mastered typing with my balls.
guys I had a crazy idea what if we dyed Paul Giamatti completely blue head to toe
March 31, 2025 at 3:41 AM
guys I had a crazy idea what if we dyed Paul Giamatti completely blue head to toe
if the car from knight rider were powered by chat gpt it would've driven david hasselhoff into a fucking lake
March 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
if the car from knight rider were powered by chat gpt it would've driven david hasselhoff into a fucking lake
JUST PUT SPIDER-MAN IN THE FUCKING GOOP ALREADY
March 5, 2025 at 4:10 AM
JUST PUT SPIDER-MAN IN THE FUCKING GOOP ALREADY
Saltburn was a movie about guerilla class warfare
February 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Saltburn was a movie about guerilla class warfare
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ever since i was a little boy i dreamed of dying in a concussive blast wave
February 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
ever since i was a little boy i dreamed of dying in a concussive blast wave
Jeff Bezos should rename his space program to yellow destination and fly into the sun
February 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Jeff Bezos should rename his space program to yellow destination and fly into the sun
I am like actually buggin' out checking the news over and over waiting for any sort of sensible response or plan from democrats on what they're gonna do about any of this besides wag their fingers and go "you can't do that!" while the fascists do that.
February 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I am like actually buggin' out checking the news over and over waiting for any sort of sensible response or plan from democrats on what they're gonna do about any of this besides wag their fingers and go "you can't do that!" while the fascists do that.
adding huge marble balls to the Washington monument in protest
February 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
adding huge marble balls to the Washington monument in protest