Henny Hiemenz
@hennyhiemenz.bsky.social
Finding joy in baldness and teenage moodiness, while trying not to pull a hammy.
SilentPunt newsletter and podcast
SilentPunt newsletter and podcast
We are in Tampa for the holiday and my wife just ordered the “Tampa 2” for breakfast.
She wasn’t as amused as me.
She wasn’t as amused as me.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
We are in Tampa for the holiday and my wife just ordered the “Tampa 2” for breakfast.
She wasn’t as amused as me.
She wasn’t as amused as me.
On brand for Arkansas?
November 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
On brand for Arkansas?
This week’s piece on Viktor Frankl, validation, and this guy…..
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This week’s piece on Viktor Frankl, validation, and this guy…..
No reason to be a dick dude. And clearly you have no clue what you just sent me.
Can you find me what I asked for in that 11 minute video????
Can you find me what I asked for in that 11 minute video????
Here you go, Concordia University, a school nobody outside of whatever armpit Wisconsin town its located in has heard of.
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I Don't Think We Realize What The Eagles Just Did
YouTube video by Football Digest
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November 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No reason to be a dick dude. And clearly you have no clue what you just sent me.
Can you find me what I asked for in that 11 minute video????
Can you find me what I asked for in that 11 minute video????
Eagles fan here, but wtf was with the Jameson Williams penalty last night?
The entire defense can run a hundred yards across the field and pose for the cameras, but that guy can’t have a little fun?
The entire defense can run a hundred yards across the field and pose for the cameras, but that guy can’t have a little fun?
November 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Eagles fan here, but wtf was with the Jameson Williams penalty last night?
The entire defense can run a hundred yards across the field and pose for the cameras, but that guy can’t have a little fun?
The entire defense can run a hundred yards across the field and pose for the cameras, but that guy can’t have a little fun?
There are two types of suburban dads:
1) Ones who clear their leaves multiple times each fall.
2) Normal ones.
1) Ones who clear their leaves multiple times each fall.
2) Normal ones.
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There are two types of suburban dads:
1) Ones who clear their leaves multiple times each fall.
2) Normal ones.
1) Ones who clear their leaves multiple times each fall.
2) Normal ones.
Daylight Savings Now in Effect, Xanax Prescriptions Soar
Seriously, we're doing this again?
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November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Anyone else have a “moving for a job at the drop of a hat” story like this? I know I do.
New episode of the SilentPunt podcast, featuring our interview with Aaron Blackshear of the Houston Rockets, drops today.
New episode of the SilentPunt podcast, featuring our interview with Aaron Blackshear of the Houston Rockets, drops today.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Anyone else have a “moving for a job at the drop of a hat” story like this? I know I do.
New episode of the SilentPunt podcast, featuring our interview with Aaron Blackshear of the Houston Rockets, drops today.
New episode of the SilentPunt podcast, featuring our interview with Aaron Blackshear of the Houston Rockets, drops today.
Houston Rockets data analyst Aaron Blackshear joins us Wednesday on the SilentPunt Podcast
#baskeball #nba #pistons
#baskeball #nba #pistons
November 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Houston Rockets data analyst Aaron Blackshear joins us Wednesday on the SilentPunt Podcast
#baskeball #nba #pistons
#baskeball #nba #pistons
New episode of the SilentPunt Podcast drops this Wednesday. Aaron Blackshear from the Houston Rockets joins us….
November 2, 2025 at 4:41 PM
New episode of the SilentPunt Podcast drops this Wednesday. Aaron Blackshear from the Houston Rockets joins us….
SilentPunt Podcast, #41
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SilentPunt Podcast, #41
Listen now | October 22, 2025
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October 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
SilentPunt Podcast, #41
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Vikings should have Wentz and McCown switch outfits
It would be a fun Halloween treat, plus Wentz sucks
It would be a fun Halloween treat, plus Wentz sucks
October 19, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Vikings should have Wentz and McCown switch outfits
It would be a fun Halloween treat, plus Wentz sucks
It would be a fun Halloween treat, plus Wentz sucks
New episode of the SilentPunt Podcast drops later today
October 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
New episode of the SilentPunt Podcast drops later today
Shelter pups of the week. Last guy’s name is Deogee 😍
May 21, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Shelter pups of the week. Last guy’s name is Deogee 😍
And here everyone thought Lynch & Shanahan were geniuses. This is dumb.
The 49ers and QB Brock Purdy have agreed to a five-year, $265 million extension, per sources.
May 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
And here everyone thought Lynch & Shanahan were geniuses. This is dumb.
Buster Olney with arguably the worst take in the history of takes….
May 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Buster Olney with arguably the worst take in the history of takes….
April 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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SilentPunt | Henny Hiemenz | Substack
I write interesting and fun stories about pop culture, sports, family, & history. Click to read SilentPunt, by Henny Hiemenz, a Substack publication with hundreds of subscribers.
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March 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Alternate title: “Man spends the last 21 years celibate.”
February 19, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Alternate title: “Man spends the last 21 years celibate.”
I make all of you this solemn promise:
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When I am old I will not chat up store clerks when there are people with actual shit to do in line behind me.
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When I am old I will not chat up store clerks when there are people with actual shit to do in line behind me.
February 18, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I make all of you this solemn promise:
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When I am old I will not chat up store clerks when there are people with actual shit to do in line behind me.
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When I am old I will not chat up store clerks when there are people with actual shit to do in line behind me.