Hellrankers Podcast
hellrankers.bsky.social
Hellrankers Podcast
@hellrankers.bsky.social
The franchise-rankingest podcast you ever will hear.
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna head to Cybertron to rank the theatrically-released Transformers movies. Go listen to it!

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June 8, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are buzzing about The Bees. We welcome our bee overlords, question the relationship of the uncle and niece, and talk John Saxon kicking butt. Bzzzzzzzzzz!

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May 20, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna are drawn into Bong World when we rank the Evil Bong franchise.

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May 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna dive deep into the mockbuster The Amazing Bulk. We talk ripping off The Incredible Hulk, killer editing, and Stanley Kubrick. I hate dust! I don’t want it building up in my home.

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April 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank take a rum-soaked dive into the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise. Drink up me hearties, yo ho!

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April 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna launch into outer space with The Ice Pirates. We talk space herpes, Rollerball, and outfit changes. Don’t be a space age!

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March 25, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank Sony’s Spider-Man Universe. (The Venom trilogy, Morbius, Madame Webb, and Kraven the Hunter.) When you take on the responsibility, great power will come!

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February 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna get emo with Don’t Go in the Woods (2010). We talk emo ear worms, Vincent D’Onofrio, and try to parse out why these people are in a band together. Turn the light on!
February 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna crash land with The Garbage Pail Kids Movie. We talk off-putting animatronic masks, off-putting characters, and an off-putting world. WE CAN DO ANYTHING BY WORKING WITH EACH OTHER!

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February 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna journey to the center of earth with Space Jam. We talk about the commercials that inspired the movie, the looniness of the tunes, and the banging soundtrack. Come on and slam and welcome to the jam!

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February 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Hollywood Steve and your pal anna rank the Phantasm franchise. Boooooooyyyyy!
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January 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM