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Dillon, a charming drywaller, and Julia, a mysterious time traveler who may be an angel, are brought together by an enchanted diaper. Despite their initial differences, Dillon and Julia's paths cross when they both compete in the annual Christmas oil wrestling championship. As Dillon emerges victorious, their unexpected connection blossoms into a heartwarming romance. Tyler Hoechlin portrays the lovable Dillon, while Sandra Bernhard takes on the enigmatic role of Julia in this delightful holiday tale that will leave audiences cheering for love and the magic of the season.
December 5, 2024 at 5:35 PM
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Elle, a dedicated storm trooper, has decided to forego her medication for Christmas. However, her plans are interrupted when Gavin accidentally discovers her password. Despite their initial animosity, Elle and Gavin pretend to be married in order to participate in the Christmas Sacrifice. As they navigate the challenges of their newfound partnership, Elle takes Gavin to her secret butcher shop for Christmas. Amidst the festive atmosphere and the tantalizing aroma of freshly butchered meat, Elle and Gavin find themselves falling in love. Starring Awkwafina as the fierce Elle and Henry Cavill as the charming Gavin, this heartwarming Hellmark Christmas movie explores the power of love, forgiveness, and the magic of the holiday season.
December 5, 2024 at 4:25 AM
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'tis the season. Here's a quick teaser while the elves finish getting things in place.
Allison, a meticulous biologist plagued by constipation, finds solace in her meticulously organized spreadsheets. That is, until she reconnects with Anna, a charming identity thief with a unique talent for causing mischief. As Christmas approaches, Allison and Anna find themselves embroiled in a race against time to fix a dangerous gas leak. Amidst the chaos and confusion, they discover an unexpected connection, leading to a heartwarming tale of love and self-discovery. Starring Helena Bonham Carter as the pedantic Allison and Chelsea Handler as the mischievous Anna, this enchanting Hallmark Christmas movie explores the power of love, forgiveness, and embracing one's quirks during the most wonderful time of the year.
December 3, 2024 at 3:06 PM
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It's the holiday season and everyone at Greeting Card Company is feeling festive except for CEO, Sarah (Aubrey Plaza). She has a bacterial problem that she keeps hidden from her colleagues but it doesn't stop her from enjoying life to the fullest. One day, she bumps into Sean (Seth Rogen), a hairless gerbil who works as a mailroom clerk. Despite their differences, they hit it off and Sarah is smitten. To show her love, Sarah decides to build Sean a nuclear warhead for Christmas, which leaves everyone in shock but doesn't stop them from falling more deeply in love. Will Sarah's bacterial problem get in the way of their relationship or will they overcome it and find true happiness? Watch as these two charming characters come together in this heartwarming Hellmark Christmas movie that is sure to make you smile and leave you feeling warm inside.
December 25, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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Welcome to the world of "The Worm of Christmas Past". A dystopian society where humans live under the tyranny of the Christmas Bureau of Control. Everyone's lives are regulated and monitored by the bureau, including their love lives. Thor is a swanky somnambulist who loses his birdseed while trying to tapdance. He's a part of an underground resistance that fights against the Christmas Bureau of Control. Hope is a lab tech from Heaven who helps Thor lose his big city accent and teaches him to love again. As they fall in love, the bureau discovers their relationship and threatens to harvest Hope's lung if she doesn't break up with Thor. Will they defy the bureau and risk it all for love? Steve Guttenberg brings Thor to life, a rough-around-the-edges man who struggles with his own identity in this dystopian world. Sandra Oh portrays Hope, the kindhearted lab tech who sees past Thor's exterior and falls for him. Will they make it out alive or will their love story end in tragedy? Find o
December 23, 2023 at 9:18 PM
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Kayleigh, a paranoid color expert from Denver, Colorado, has never been able to find true love despite her best efforts. But when she stumbles upon a mysterious gyrating bagel in the middle of a busy street, everything changes. The bagel transports her back in time to 1277, where she meets Anna, a fierce and fearless pick-up artist from the Middle Ages. At first, Kayleigh is hesitant to trust Anna, but they soon discover that they must work together to disarm a bomb planted by a rival warlord who wants to ruin Christmas for everyone. As they race against time, Kayleigh and Anna find themselves falling in love despite their vastly different backgrounds. But with the bomb ticking away, will they be able to save Christmas and find true happiness together? Julie Andrews stars as Kayleigh, while Lucy Liu plays Anna in this heartwarming Hellmark Christmas movie that proves love can transcend time and space.
December 21, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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Brittany, a sassy bartender who doesn't believe in love or Christmas, finds herself alone during the holidays. However, her world changes when she meets Jaden, a handsome man who believes he is a druid with magical abilities. Despite being initially wary of his polar bear and his beliefs, Brittany begins to fall for him. To complicate matters, Noah, a Buddhist hippotherapist, enters the picture and catches Brittany's eye. With Christmas quickly approaching, Brittany must choose between the man who fills her heart with joy or the man who fills it with passion. Will Brittany learn to believe in love again? Find out in this enchanting Hellmark Christmas movie featuring Jennifer Lawrence as Brittany, David Boreanaz as Jaden, and David Duchovny as Noah.
December 20, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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Brett (Ted Danson), a reclusive scientist who has sworn off gingerbread for Christmas, finds himself addicted to caffeine-packed Panera lemonades. He becomes so wired that he ends up having an affair with the local coroner, Joe (Brendan Fraser). As Brett and Joe work together to rebuild Brett's particle accelerator in time for Christmas, they discover a mutual love for all things geeky. Despite their differences, Brett and Joe fall in love, and through the power of Christmas, they find a way to make their relationship work. Can love conquer all, even when it involves medieval torture devices?
December 17, 2023 at 3:29 PM
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William, a successful cheesemonger in Manhattan, finds himself stranded in the small town of Holly Grove. Samantha, a local heiress and resident of the North Pole, takes him under her wing and lends him her typewriter to start a new business. The two work together on creating a television show that will help save the town from a naughty pastor who threatens to shut down their Christmas celebrations. As they spend more time together, William and Samantha begin to fall in love. However, complications arise when Samantha's family comes into town, threatening her inheritance and the success of the TV show. William must prove himself as a worthy partner for Samantha and save Christmas for the town in order to win her heart. Featuring performances by Sam Waterston and Viola Davis, "A Cheesemonger's Christmas" is a feel-good Hellmark movie that will warm your heart this holiday season.
December 15, 2023 at 4:44 PM
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In the science fiction Hellmark movie, "The Curse of the Cursed Wormhole", yoga instructor Belle (Sophie Turner) has given up drugs for Christmas, but a freak accident involving a cursed wormhole leads her to experience psychic powers she never knew she had. She meets Noah (Henry Cavill), a neat freak otter conservationist who doesn't understand her new abilities and often clashes with her. Despite their differences, Belle and Noah team up to organize a Christmas purge, where they must defeat cursed creatures that have escaped through the wormhole. As they work together, they begin to fall in love, but their relationship is put to the test when Belle's powers become stronger and more dangerous than ever before. Will Noah be able to accept Belle for who she truly is, or will the curse of the cursed wormhole tear them apart? Find out in this exciting sci-fi Christmas adventure!
December 13, 2023 at 9:20 PM
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Toxicologist Kate is known for her expertise in analyzing chemicals, but this holiday season she's facing an unexpected challenge - AI-generated menorahs. Despite this odd hurdle, she never lets it interfere with her passion for clog dancing. When she meets Ryder, a plague doctor from the foothills, Kate is immediately intrigued. But their budding romance is threatened by Kate's tendency to poison her own fizzy drinks. As they navigate their differences, can they find love and Christmas cheer or will Kate's unintentional toxicity be too much for Ryder? Paget Brewster and Anthony Hopkins bring this quirky and charming tale to life in the Hellmark Channel's latest holiday movie.
December 11, 2023 at 7:24 PM
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10 Deadly Date Nights of Christmas - Attorney Lina thought she had left her small hometown behind, but after her best friend opens a haunted coffin, she finds herself back in her childhood home for the holidays. As she navigates the twists and turns of her past, Lina meets Charity, an antifa gamer with a heart of gold. The two women bond over their shared love of horror movies and activism, but when they go spelunking on Christmas Day, things take a dark turn. Will Lina and Charity survive to see the New Year, or will their romance be cut short by the terrifying forces that lurk beneath the surface? Dakota Fanning and Kiernan Shipka star in this thrilling tale of love, loss, and the true meaning of Christmas.
December 9, 2023 at 8:49 PM
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A bakery manager named Trey is facing the holidays alone, until he's hired by a handsome young man named Jayden to help subdue his mischievous grandfather. The two clash at first, but their attempts to avoid each other are thwarted by a meddling witch. As they work together, Trey helps Jayden restore his beloved Christmas decoration - a giant kraken - and the two begin to fall in love. Despite their differences, they learn to appreciate each other's unique qualities and find the true meaning of Christmas. Starring Nathan Fillion as Trey and Timothée Chalamet as Jayden, this Hellmark Christmas movie is sure to warm your heart with its charming storyline and enchanting visual effects.
December 8, 2023 at 12:20 AM
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Curl up under your blankets and grab your favorite mug of hot cocoa, because Hellmark's latest Christmas movie will leave you shivering with fear! Starring Chris Hemsworth as the calm landscaper Chris, 'A Creepy Encounter' takes viewers on a haunted holiday ride. Chris is known for his charming personality and love of baking. One day, while baking a batch of cookies, he encounters a mysterious pastry that changes his life forever. Chris soon finds himself in the small town of Hope Bay, where he meets the hard-working omegaverse writer Peppermint, played by Zendaya. Together, they launch a TV show to repair the pet store for Christmas and fall in love. But as Christmas draws nearer, their relationship is threatened by the creepy cookie that started it all. Will Chris be able to save his romance with Peppermint? Or will the haunted pastry claim another victim? Find out in this spine-tingling holiday tale!
December 5, 2023 at 7:06 PM
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As the president of a successful ornament store, Duke (Vin Diesel) has it all - except for good bowel movements. With his constipation becoming a serious issue, he turns to an unexpected source for help - drug trafficking. But when Jayden (Lil Nas X) becomes his chauffeur, everything changes. Will Duke choose Jayden or the family toy emporium for Christmas? As they navigate the holiday season together, will they find love and more importantly, a cure for Duke's constipation? Filled with festive decorations, warm-hearted moments, and a dash of drama, "Ornament Store President" is sure to become a new holiday classic.
December 4, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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"Gabe's Jingle Bells" - Singer Gabe has lost his love for Christmas until he's kidnapped by a string quartet and finds himself in a remote town, where he meets eclectic polka prodigy Kayleigh. She begs him to help massage her dingo, but they soon discover that the town's toy emporium is in desperate need of repair before Christmas. Together, they enlist retired llamas and their own unique talents to save the day. Along the way, Gabe and Kayleigh fall in love and rediscover the true meaning of the holiday season. This Hellmark Christmas movie features Matthew Modine as Gabe and Patti LaBelle as Kayleigh.
November 27, 2023 at 11:19 PM
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In the dystopian future of Christmas, Houston is only accessible through an alternate reality where humans are not allowed. Former shipmates Maddie and Brad are forced to navigate this new world after a car accident leaves them stranded in Nilson's Bay, where no one is human. With only each other for support, they must learn to survive in a world of meerkat-human hybrids and find their way back home. But as they fall in love with the Christmas spirit that unites them all, they realize that perhaps this new reality isn't so bad after all. Will they ever return to the human world or will they find true happiness in Nilson's Bay? Starring Jennifer Coolidge and Jensen Ackles, "The Christmas Hybrid" is a holiday film that explores what it truly means to be human and how love can bring us together no matter where we come from.
November 25, 2023 at 9:49 PM
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Welcome to the Hellmark Christmas Movie "Belle and the Beast". Meet Belle, a gullible psychiatrist who has just encountered a manipulative kraken in her basement. After this encounter, she finds herself in cozy Evergreen where she meets Sarah, a hypocritical yoga instructor who thinks Belle's untidy. Will they fall in love or will Belle sneeze on Sarah on Christmas? With the charming Mindy Kaling as Belle and the talented Simone Biles as Sarah, this movie is sure to bring some holiday cheer!
November 24, 2023 at 2:39 AM
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In the Hellmark Christmas Movie "Beth's Immortal Gift", two vampire gynecologists, Beth and Dylan, end up in the picturesque town of Snow Haven. As enemies, they clash at every opportunity until an accident has them chained to a tree together. But soon, Beth realizes that they have more in common than she thought and decides to build Dylan a five-over-one for Christmas. With the magic of Christmas, the two vampires fall deeply in love. Will their past differences keep them apart or can the spirit of the season bring them together forever? Starring Catherine Bell as Beth and Matthew Modine as Dylan, "Beth's Immortal Gift" is a heartwarming tale of love and redemption that will leave you believing in Christmas miracles.
November 20, 2023 at 11:02 PM
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Lauren (played by Courtney Love) is a no-nonsense poet who has sworn off meat for Christmas, but her plans change when she gets kidnapped by drug lords. Enter Austin (played by Paul Hollywood), an incognito elf who tries to take over Lauren's car dealership while she's tied up in a basement. In a series of unfortunate events, Austin ends up falling for Lauren and vows to help her escape from the clutches of the drug lords. But first, they must face each other in a Christmas rap battle, where Lauren emerges victorious with her witty rhymes. As the pair make their escape, they realize that love is the greatest gift of all and end up spending the holidays together, meat-free and in love.
November 17, 2023 at 12:08 AM
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As the holiday season approaches, Travis, a model with the world at his feet, decides to make eggnog using his grandmother's recipe. However, disaster strikes when he accidentally adds some unconventional ingredients to the drink, causing him to lose his moral compass. In this moment of need, Thor, a duck with photographic memory, comes to Travis' rescue. With Thor's help, Travis begins to see the true meaning of Christmas and builds him a giant snow maze as a gesture of gratitude. As they spend more time together, Travis and Thor fall in love, making this holiday season one to remember. Watch as Ashton Kutcher and Jason Mewes light up the screen with their charming performances, leaving viewers with a warm heart and plenty of laughs.
November 16, 2023 at 2:14 AM
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In "Claire's Magical Adventure," heiress Claire goes skydiving with a Christian baby, but loses her glasses mid-jump. Luckily, she meets Seussian biologist Anna, who lends Claire her book of spells to help find the missing glasses. As they work together to retrieve the glasses, Claire and Anna begin to fall in love. To top it all off, on Christmas Day, Anna gives Claire a special gift - anthrax! But don't worry, it's not what you think! It's actually a rare and precious plant that only grows during Christmastime. "Claire's Magical Adventure" is a heartwarming tale of love and Christmas magic, starring Zendaya as Claire and Stephanie Beatriz as Anna.
November 14, 2023 at 11:07 PM
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It's the end of the world, but Christmas is still alive in this post-apocalyptic tale of two rival choir directors vying for the title of "the best". Julia and Laurel are both competing for the same thing - a chance to lead their choirs to glory. But when they bump into each other in Julia's father's compound, things get a little heated. The two clash over who has the better voice and tactics, but as fate would have it, a platypus comes between them and forces them to work together. As they journey through the wasteland, their hatred for each other turns into something more - love. In this Christmas story like no other, Julia builds Laurel a nuclear warhead for Christmas, which ends up being the ultimate gift of love and forgiveness. Starring Lacey Chabert as Julia and D'Arcy Carden as Laurel, "The Peaceful Platinum" is a heartwarming tale that proves even in the apocalypse, Christmas miracles can happen.
November 13, 2023 at 7:51 PM
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In "Heath's Holiday Yeti", a demanding drywaller named Heath breaks his backhoe while trying to lucid dream about the mysterious Voynich manuscript. Little does he know, his quest for knowledge is about to take an unexpected turn when he meets Lisa, a friendly yeti from the North Pole. Lisa has come to learn the true meaning of Christmas from Heath and in return, she teaches him about the magic of the Voynich manuscript. Together, they resurrect Jimmy Stewart for Christmas and discover that love is the greatest gift of all. Starring Gary Busey as Heath and Cate Blanchett as Lisa, "Heath's Holiday Yeti" is a heartwarming Hellmark Christmas movie that will make you believe in the power of Christmas miracles.
November 12, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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In this heartwarming Hellmark Christmas movie, Cole (Rainbow Sun Francks) is a chicken sexer who has vowed to give up cocaine for the holidays. However, his plans are derailed when his best friend and roommate, Duke (Liam Neeson), accidentally erases his laptop. With Christmas approaching, Cole and Duke must put aside their differences and binge-watch American Gladiators to save the local comic book shop. As they bond over their shared love for the show, Cole is forced to choose between his friend and his elf fetish. Will he make the right choice in time for Christmas? "Cocaine-Free Christmas with Liam Neeson" is a festive tale of friendship, redemption, and the power of 80s nostalgia.
November 8, 2023 at 6:11 PM