Heidi On Her BS
@heidisbs.bsky.social
A lover of all quadruped mammals except those that might maul or eat me (but also some that definitely would... chimps and bears are adorable face maulers). An opinion-haver. Lifelong fan & sometimes bringer of the funny. Proud cat lady. Aspiring dog lady.
Justice for Karen Read has finally come. I may not like her as a person, but she did not deserve to go through this, much less twice. 🤟
June 18, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Justice for Karen Read has finally come. I may not like her as a person, but she did not deserve to go through this, much less twice. 🤟
I just watched the Tylenol murders documentary on Netflix and I would like to write an open address.
Dear Everyone who has ever paid out a significant settlement "without any admission of liability," who do you think you're fooling?
Dear Everyone who has ever paid out a significant settlement "without any admission of liability," who do you think you're fooling?
May 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I just watched the Tylenol murders documentary on Netflix and I would like to write an open address.
Dear Everyone who has ever paid out a significant settlement "without any admission of liability," who do you think you're fooling?
Dear Everyone who has ever paid out a significant settlement "without any admission of liability," who do you think you're fooling?
The only way Katy Perry could be momentarily relevant again was to leave the planet. Imagine how much more we would talk about her if she stayed gone! Maybe Kanye can be next. Let's just jettison them into the stratosphere, talk about it for a minute, then forget about them forever.
April 15, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The only way Katy Perry could be momentarily relevant again was to leave the planet. Imagine how much more we would talk about her if she stayed gone! Maybe Kanye can be next. Let's just jettison them into the stratosphere, talk about it for a minute, then forget about them forever.
Pop quiz calling which of these two types of people is a good person?
A. An atheist who does good things in the world just because they want to be a good person, or;
B. A religious person who foists their myopic interpretation of the Bible to condemn others while committing sins themselves?
A. An atheist who does good things in the world just because they want to be a good person, or;
B. A religious person who foists their myopic interpretation of the Bible to condemn others while committing sins themselves?
April 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Pop quiz calling which of these two types of people is a good person?
A. An atheist who does good things in the world just because they want to be a good person, or;
B. A religious person who foists their myopic interpretation of the Bible to condemn others while committing sins themselves?
A. An atheist who does good things in the world just because they want to be a good person, or;
B. A religious person who foists their myopic interpretation of the Bible to condemn others while committing sins themselves?
The most masculine thing a man can do is learn how to regulate his emotions. Especially when the emotion is rage.
First off, what do most men even have to be so enraged about? Next, why can't they get that shit under control if they're such alphas?
Showing rage isn't manly; controlling it is.
First off, what do most men even have to be so enraged about? Next, why can't they get that shit under control if they're such alphas?
Showing rage isn't manly; controlling it is.
March 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The most masculine thing a man can do is learn how to regulate his emotions. Especially when the emotion is rage.
First off, what do most men even have to be so enraged about? Next, why can't they get that shit under control if they're such alphas?
Showing rage isn't manly; controlling it is.
First off, what do most men even have to be so enraged about? Next, why can't they get that shit under control if they're such alphas?
Showing rage isn't manly; controlling it is.
Why is this so hard for magats to grasp?
I AM SO MAD THIS MORNING. JUST LET TRANS PEOPLE FUCKING LIVE. STOP HARASSING THEM. STOP MAKING THEIR EXISTENCE ABOUT YOU. THEY DO NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU.
March 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Why is this so hard for magats to grasp?
Every day we get a new reminder that the R after any politicians name no longer stands for republican. We all know what that R stands for. I don't need to say it.
March 25, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Every day we get a new reminder that the R after any politicians name no longer stands for republican. We all know what that R stands for. I don't need to say it.
Near as I can tell, the great sin of wokeness is defined as:
A. Being a person who doesn't self-define exactly the way other people insist on defining them
OR
B. Standing up for the people who are being harassed/bullied by the people who insist on foisting their smallminded cruelty on others
A. Being a person who doesn't self-define exactly the way other people insist on defining them
OR
B. Standing up for the people who are being harassed/bullied by the people who insist on foisting their smallminded cruelty on others
a man in a dark room with the words " stay woke " behind him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words " stay woke " behind him
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March 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Near as I can tell, the great sin of wokeness is defined as:
A. Being a person who doesn't self-define exactly the way other people insist on defining them
OR
B. Standing up for the people who are being harassed/bullied by the people who insist on foisting their smallminded cruelty on others
A. Being a person who doesn't self-define exactly the way other people insist on defining them
OR
B. Standing up for the people who are being harassed/bullied by the people who insist on foisting their smallminded cruelty on others
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Always. Bullies can and do lose fights. Always stand up to them.
Buliles never expect their targets to fight back. Keep fighting back.
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Always. Bullies can and do lose fights. Always stand up to them.
As I recline in this relaxing, enchanted, dimly-lit, lavender-scented Quiet Room at the spa waiting to get my CBD enhanced massage at 1pm on a Thursday, I'm making money off the back of a failed bully who, at this very moment, is sitting in his squalid office working *at his billing rate* to pay me.
March 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As I recline in this relaxing, enchanted, dimly-lit, lavender-scented Quiet Room at the spa waiting to get my CBD enhanced massage at 1pm on a Thursday, I'm making money off the back of a failed bully who, at this very moment, is sitting in his squalid office working *at his billing rate* to pay me.
I know the future looks pretty abysmal right now because there are so many shit asses running things on a national level. But on a small microcosmic level, the shit asses are still losing. I've experienced this personally. Unethical bullies & misogynistic condescending arrogant pricks ARE losing.
March 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I know the future looks pretty abysmal right now because there are so many shit asses running things on a national level. But on a small microcosmic level, the shit asses are still losing. I've experienced this personally. Unethical bullies & misogynistic condescending arrogant pricks ARE losing.
The state of the union is BROKEN, embarrassing and run by developmentally disabled Nazis.
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
The state of the union is BROKEN, embarrassing and run by developmentally disabled Nazis.
Describe your account in one Simpson's image
March 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Describe your account in one Simpson's image
Hey KRB, you arrogant piece of shit ass clown, was it worth it? Hardly seems worth it in retrospect, does it? You definitely proved one of us was a stupid bitch. It's just not the one that you thought it was but it's always the one I knew it was. Slowly suck a bag of dirty dicks, misogynist asshole
February 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Hey KRB, you arrogant piece of shit ass clown, was it worth it? Hardly seems worth it in retrospect, does it? You definitely proved one of us was a stupid bitch. It's just not the one that you thought it was but it's always the one I knew it was. Slowly suck a bag of dirty dicks, misogynist asshole
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Today is a day that would definitely be in a biopic about me. A good day. A hard-fought victory. Yay, me.
I don't know that I can express how much I *don't* hate to say I told you so.
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Ass clowns - 0
I don't know that I can express how much I *don't* hate to say I told you so.
Heidi - 1
Ass clowns - 0
February 24, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Today is a day that would definitely be in a biopic about me. A good day. A hard-fought victory. Yay, me.
I don't know that I can express how much I *don't* hate to say I told you so.
Heidi - 1
Ass clowns - 0
I don't know that I can express how much I *don't* hate to say I told you so.
Heidi - 1
Ass clowns - 0
Literally, every time I spend more than 30 seconds on Facebook, my faith in humanity is drained.
February 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Literally, every time I spend more than 30 seconds on Facebook, my faith in humanity is drained.
It was assigned Gulf of Mexico at birth
February 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It was assigned Gulf of Mexico at birth
Evidently, Derpye woke up craving attention.
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE! HEY EVERYBODY LOOOOOOOOK! I'M STILL OFF MY MEDS AND OFF MY NUT!
Yawn. Same old shtick.
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE! HEY EVERYBODY LOOOOOOOOK! I'M STILL OFF MY MEDS AND OFF MY NUT!
Yawn. Same old shtick.
February 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Evidently, Derpye woke up craving attention.
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE! HEY EVERYBODY LOOOOOOOOK! I'M STILL OFF MY MEDS AND OFF MY NUT!
Yawn. Same old shtick.
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE! HEY EVERYBODY LOOOOOOOOK! I'M STILL OFF MY MEDS AND OFF MY NUT!
Yawn. Same old shtick.
I just stumbled upon a post talking about how the Super Bowl is this weekend. This is the first I've heard of it, which means that my total news blackout is working. Unfortunately I can't filter all of the horror out so I'm still aware of it. I'm working on mastering targeted strategic dissociation
February 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
I just stumbled upon a post talking about how the Super Bowl is this weekend. This is the first I've heard of it, which means that my total news blackout is working. Unfortunately I can't filter all of the horror out so I'm still aware of it. I'm working on mastering targeted strategic dissociation
There was a time I'd be over the moon when Tulip would deign to sit on my lap. I am now not only her can opener, but also her sofa and sometimes bathtub.
February 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
There was a time I'd be over the moon when Tulip would deign to sit on my lap. I am now not only her can opener, but also her sofa and sometimes bathtub.