Peter Riffin
@hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social
He/him, in-between jobs, writer of the hit song “I Think My Dad’s Ghost is Going to Eat Me”, myDad’sghosteatingmephobic. My 👴 👻 DNI
Hey, gamers! I’ll be having Story Time play date with @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social Come join before you mom gets back and makes you go back to your house, bro.
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April 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Hey, gamers! I’ll be having Story Time play date with @scrappy-fan92.bsky.social Come join before you mom gets back and makes you go back to your house, bro.
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What is everyone’s opinion on The New Norm in relation to The Old Norm? You feel there are any differences?
March 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What is everyone’s opinion on The New Norm in relation to The Old Norm? You feel there are any differences?
I’m 26 years old, skinny, and 6’3 with the face of a 17 year old. Every time I shave off my mustache and beard, I have to present the Quiktrip clerk with an expired ID to *not* get my Corona 6 pack. How the fuck do twinks even enjoy life? God *damn!*
March 11, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m 26 years old, skinny, and 6’3 with the face of a 17 year old. Every time I shave off my mustache and beard, I have to present the Quiktrip clerk with an expired ID to *not* get my Corona 6 pack. How the fuck do twinks even enjoy life? God *damn!*
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After many delays, we're doing a formal rollout for the cast of #TheGreatDisneyGames (story link here:
www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol.
www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol.
March 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
After many delays, we're doing a formal rollout for the cast of #TheGreatDisneyGames (story link here:
www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol.
www.fanfiction.net/s/14423225/1...; art by @dicesms.bsky.social). I'll include URLs to SM handles in the images and links in the alt text. This whole thread's gonna be a pain in the "@" symbol.
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Joey voices Tinker Bell, Ferb, Glomgold, and Grim. @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social reprises Phineas and Doofenshmirtz from way back in ep. 2 and voices Kronk as well. @buckyofchaos.bsky.social makes her long-awaited debut as Rapunzel and Mabel and @harrysupermsl.bsky.social voices Dipper.
March 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Joey voices Tinker Bell, Ferb, Glomgold, and Grim. @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social reprises Phineas and Doofenshmirtz from way back in ep. 2 and voices Kronk as well. @buckyofchaos.bsky.social makes her long-awaited debut as Rapunzel and Mabel and @harrysupermsl.bsky.social voices Dipper.
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Another episode of Story Time's coming up. We'll be returning to the TF2 fic "Ceasefire Days," where the RED mercenaries get stuck in the snow. @harrysupermsl.bsky.social, @radoran.schale.club, @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social, and Joey join me:
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February 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Another episode of Story Time's coming up. We'll be returning to the TF2 fic "Ceasefire Days," where the RED mercenaries get stuck in the snow. @harrysupermsl.bsky.social, @radoran.schale.club, @hedgehogdaddy1.bsky.social, and Joey join me:
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What’s the name of that Starbomb song again? The one where Mario and his brother are fighting over Peach. It’s like, fuckin’…uuuuh…
December 11, 2024 at 1:36 AM
What’s the name of that Starbomb song again? The one where Mario and his brother are fighting over Peach. It’s like, fuckin’…uuuuh…
Kamala outro music: “ 🎶 I am a black storm, crashing through the tides. I am a female force, dividing water’s rise. I’m bulletproof, honey. Call me Bull-et-proof!!!🎶”
Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.”
Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.”
November 3, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Kamala outro music: “ 🎶 I am a black storm, crashing through the tides. I am a female force, dividing water’s rise. I’m bulletproof, honey. Call me Bull-et-proof!!!🎶”
Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.”
Tim Waltz music: “When you get your tools at Harbor Freight, you’re getting more than a job well done.”
Conservative vampire: “Bleeg!!! My children of the night can’t even enjoy cereal without being forced to look at a yellow-skinned diversity hire! Hasn’t China already taken enough from us!!!? Our culture is about making people D.I.E., not D.E.I.”
November 3, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Conservative vampire: “Bleeg!!! My children of the night can’t even enjoy cereal without being forced to look at a yellow-skinned diversity hire! Hasn’t China already taken enough from us!!!? Our culture is about making people D.I.E., not D.E.I.”
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me after ruining the vibe at karaoke
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
Czech village priest sorry for smashing pumpkins
The parish priest said he would have acted differently had he known they were carved by children.
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October 20, 2023 at 10:53 PM
me after ruining the vibe at karaoke
Every scene in Saturday Night feels like this:
October 20, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Every scene in Saturday Night feels like this:
Holding this up to my face at Chills like it's my phone and laughing, “Aww, nooo. Naw, naw that’s crazy, bro.”
March 4, 2024 at 10:54 AM
Holding this up to my face at Chills like it's my phone and laughing, “Aww, nooo. Naw, naw that’s crazy, bro.”
Every car insurance commercial is a millennials' worst draft tweet and you just have to sit through it while your drunk ass is watching American Dad at 2:32 am.
February 22, 2024 at 8:34 AM
Every car insurance commercial is a millennials' worst draft tweet and you just have to sit through it while your drunk ass is watching American Dad at 2:32 am.
Tom and Jerry gotta be so fucked up if you’re a cat. Imagine being Jewish and learning Cartoon Network airs Triumph of The Will during your kid’s lunch period.
February 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Tom and Jerry gotta be so fucked up if you’re a cat. Imagine being Jewish and learning Cartoon Network airs Triumph of The Will during your kid’s lunch period.
Blueskey is for draft tweets.
Twitter is for bangers.
Twitter is for bangers.
February 20, 2024 at 7:11 AM
Blueskey is for draft tweets.
Twitter is for bangers.
Twitter is for bangers.
Sharpay’s Law: The theory that if you introduce a “mean girl” character into any given musical, she *will* have the best song.
February 20, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Sharpay’s Law: The theory that if you introduce a “mean girl” character into any given musical, she *will* have the best song.
@GreenBeretPinkiePie: “Happy Valentine’s Day. I’ve given up on love. God, I hate this fucking holiday.”
The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?”
The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?”
February 16, 2024 at 12:19 PM
@GreenBeretPinkiePie: “Happy Valentine’s Day. I’ve given up on love. God, I hate this fucking holiday.”
The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?”
The Grinch: *in a leather jacket, leaning against a doorway* “…How would you like to be part of a team?”
Hi so Always Sunny’s “The Gang Misses the Boat” may be the greatest sitcom episode of all time. Just letting you know because you totally care.
February 15, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Hi so Always Sunny’s “The Gang Misses the Boat” may be the greatest sitcom episode of all time. Just letting you know because you totally care.
I’m autistic and love Hawaiian shirts, call me Stimmy Buffet.
February 13, 2024 at 11:03 PM
I’m autistic and love Hawaiian shirts, call me Stimmy Buffet.
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The only Bill Ack-man I want to hear about is when Cathy gets the check for an expensive dinner
(This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57)
(This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57)
February 13, 2024 at 12:32 AM
The only Bill Ack-man I want to hear about is when Cathy gets the check for an expensive dinner
(This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57)
(This joke submitted by Phyllis Schroeder, age 57)
Batman: “FRIES, YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!! I KNOW YOU WANT HER BACK, BUT THIS IS INSANE!!!”
Mr. Freeze: “Is it, Batman? My condition, it’s numbed me to life’s carnal pleasures. My beloved deserves to feel not merely…revived but…alive.” *wields Bad Dragon horsecock to suit*
Mr. Freeze: “Is it, Batman? My condition, it’s numbed me to life’s carnal pleasures. My beloved deserves to feel not merely…revived but…alive.” *wields Bad Dragon horsecock to suit*
February 12, 2024 at 11:01 AM
Batman: “FRIES, YOU CAN’T DO THIS!!! I KNOW YOU WANT HER BACK, BUT THIS IS INSANE!!!”
Mr. Freeze: “Is it, Batman? My condition, it’s numbed me to life’s carnal pleasures. My beloved deserves to feel not merely…revived but…alive.” *wields Bad Dragon horsecock to suit*
Mr. Freeze: “Is it, Batman? My condition, it’s numbed me to life’s carnal pleasures. My beloved deserves to feel not merely…revived but…alive.” *wields Bad Dragon horsecock to suit*
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“oh cool, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”
“oh no, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”
“oh no, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”
February 12, 2024 at 1:36 AM
“oh cool, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”
“oh no, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”
“oh no, I’m exactly the demographic being pandered to during the Super Bowl halftime show”
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The teacher said "Your last name indicates what your ancestor did for a living."
"Mary Cooper, your ancestor made barrels."
"Avery Baker, your ancestor baked bread."
"Lucy Cobbler, your ancestor made shoes."
Then Annie Dickinson raised her hand.
"Mary Cooper, your ancestor made barrels."
"Avery Baker, your ancestor baked bread."
"Lucy Cobbler, your ancestor made shoes."
Then Annie Dickinson raised her hand.
December 11, 2023 at 4:03 PM
The teacher said "Your last name indicates what your ancestor did for a living."
"Mary Cooper, your ancestor made barrels."
"Avery Baker, your ancestor baked bread."
"Lucy Cobbler, your ancestor made shoes."
Then Annie Dickinson raised her hand.
"Mary Cooper, your ancestor made barrels."
"Avery Baker, your ancestor baked bread."
"Lucy Cobbler, your ancestor made shoes."
Then Annie Dickinson raised her hand.