Heather in DE
@heatherinde.bsky.social
Another day another platform. Still a connoisseur of Kaiserschmarren.
Ope, post is trolling is again.
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ope, post is trolling is again.
Would love for someone to explain to me why Germans will put two kitchens into a house but not two bathrooms.
November 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Would love for someone to explain to me why Germans will put two kitchens into a house but not two bathrooms.
How is it that the marker can be so dry that it will not make the slightest mark on paper but yet the baby gets the cap off and immediately has blue all over his hands?
November 3, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How is it that the marker can be so dry that it will not make the slightest mark on paper but yet the baby gets the cap off and immediately has blue all over his hands?
You know the weather is changing when these babies start showing up in your ads…
October 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
You know the weather is changing when these babies start showing up in your ads…
I know the world ie falling apart around us, but also the ikea oatmeal cookie with chocolate absolutely rules. The makers of flat-pack furniture have no business making a cookie this good.
October 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I know the world ie falling apart around us, but also the ikea oatmeal cookie with chocolate absolutely rules. The makers of flat-pack furniture have no business making a cookie this good.
Article about the water situation stuffed into our mailbox: our landlord warning us about the situation because they’re the kind of people who don’t seem to know what the internet is? Or fellow resident taking it upon themselves to inform folks/drum up trouble somehow?
October 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Article about the water situation stuffed into our mailbox: our landlord warning us about the situation because they’re the kind of people who don’t seem to know what the internet is? Or fellow resident taking it upon themselves to inform folks/drum up trouble somehow?
Germany: where your baby has their first day of daycare and all the kids are busy playing with/in an enormous bin of chestnuts.
October 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Germany: where your baby has their first day of daycare and all the kids are busy playing with/in an enormous bin of chestnuts.
Reposted by Heather in DE
USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKER
my thought process right now is
my thought process right now is
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN USE HEADPHONES ON THE TRAIN YOU SELFISH MOTHERFUCKER
my thought process right now is
my thought process right now is
When a bunch of long-awaited things all fall in the next two weeks, you know what doesn’t really help the stress level? Having to boil all your freaking water. Send help.
October 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When a bunch of long-awaited things all fall in the next two weeks, you know what doesn’t really help the stress level? Having to boil all your freaking water. Send help.
Someone save me from myself, I’m find the Tchibo fashion in the catalog we got yesterday kind of cute. Basic, but not awful.
October 8, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Someone save me from myself, I’m find the Tchibo fashion in the catalog we got yesterday kind of cute. Basic, but not awful.
Just doing my German study and found myself with a French playlist on. Seems like a tactical error.
September 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Just doing my German study and found myself with a French playlist on. Seems like a tactical error.
Shout out to the Vinted parent who apparently took their kids shoes directly from the sandbox into the shopping box. 🙄 And yes, I did finally have a chance to vacuum this afternoon for the first time in a few days.
September 22, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Shout out to the Vinted parent who apparently took their kids shoes directly from the sandbox into the shopping box. 🙄 And yes, I did finally have a chance to vacuum this afternoon for the first time in a few days.
It’s a beautiful sunny day here in Franken and there’s a police chopper hovering over our town. 😬
September 14, 2025 at 2:24 PM
It’s a beautiful sunny day here in Franken and there’s a police chopper hovering over our town. 😬
Vinted is fucking unusable until they let you sort by location, I swear to god it’s making me insane.
September 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Vinted is fucking unusable until they let you sort by location, I swear to god it’s making me insane.
Too obscure, hey? Anyway…
September 7, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Too obscure, hey? Anyway…
Activity quiz…
BV: it didn’t take that long last time. I don’t think so.
Me: it absolutely did, we were just chilling and drinking beer and not trying to keep two kids happy.
What did we do today?
BV: it didn’t take that long last time. I don’t think so.
Me: it absolutely did, we were just chilling and drinking beer and not trying to keep two kids happy.
What did we do today?
September 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Activity quiz…
BV: it didn’t take that long last time. I don’t think so.
Me: it absolutely did, we were just chilling and drinking beer and not trying to keep two kids happy.
What did we do today?
BV: it didn’t take that long last time. I don’t think so.
Me: it absolutely did, we were just chilling and drinking beer and not trying to keep two kids happy.
What did we do today?
The streetlights went on here before 4pm the last two days. Bring back summer.
September 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
The streetlights went on here before 4pm the last two days. Bring back summer.
Reposted by Heather in DE
I just got an ad for a kids sports school called DEFCON. I’m gonna go with a no on that one.
September 2, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I just got an ad for a kids sports school called DEFCON. I’m gonna go with a no on that one.
Seems the recycling guys are on holiday too.
August 30, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Seems the recycling guys are on holiday too.
We were gone for two weeks, no food left in the kitchen, and I walked in this evening to a swarm of fruit flies.
We have to burn the house down. There’s no alternative.
We have to burn the house down. There’s no alternative.
August 29, 2025 at 7:14 PM
We were gone for two weeks, no food left in the kitchen, and I walked in this evening to a swarm of fruit flies.
We have to burn the house down. There’s no alternative.
We have to burn the house down. There’s no alternative.
Today while I was surrounded by a herd of horses and a couple of cows, the most curious horse wanted pets and tried to eat the straps of the ergo while the baby was attached to my back. How’s your day going?
August 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Today while I was surrounded by a herd of horses and a couple of cows, the most curious horse wanted pets and tried to eat the straps of the ergo while the baby was attached to my back. How’s your day going?
If anyone needs to improve their step count, might l suggest hiking with a baby and a 4-year old? The baby strapped to your back means you have to keep moving or he gets pissed but the pace of the 4y.o. means constantly doubling back bc oh my god are they coming or what?
August 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
If anyone needs to improve their step count, might l suggest hiking with a baby and a 4-year old? The baby strapped to your back means you have to keep moving or he gets pissed but the pace of the 4y.o. means constantly doubling back bc oh my god are they coming or what?
Someone tell me that Italian Nonnas have a secret method for getting tomato sauce out of fabric bc when I tell you there was an absolute crime scene around the baby’s place at dinner… 🤦♀️
August 20, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Someone tell me that Italian Nonnas have a secret method for getting tomato sauce out of fabric bc when I tell you there was an absolute crime scene around the baby’s place at dinner… 🤦♀️
I realize that posting this publicly may put my future German citizenship application at risk but, hot take…
Even if you are coming to Gardasee specifically for a biking holiday, you should have to get off the fucking bike in the pedestrian areas for the love of god.
Even if you are coming to Gardasee specifically for a biking holiday, you should have to get off the fucking bike in the pedestrian areas for the love of god.
August 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I realize that posting this publicly may put my future German citizenship application at risk but, hot take…
Even if you are coming to Gardasee specifically for a biking holiday, you should have to get off the fucking bike in the pedestrian areas for the love of god.
Even if you are coming to Gardasee specifically for a biking holiday, you should have to get off the fucking bike in the pedestrian areas for the love of god.