#OPRP #MVRP
+ dark themes ahead, violence, description of gore, etc
+ Mun 25+
+ Minors do not interact
Written by Serpent 🐍
pfp: https://x.com/m0kaccinoh
( completely at ease on the floor next to him, smiling and rolling her eyes at any possible compliments being thrown her way. gorgeous. apparently. sure. . )
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i’ve carved out a man’s pancreas during interrogation once. your empty threats don’t scare me.
( his mischievous grin falters to a genuine smile now. )
i agree, we would make a great team.
( completely at ease on the floor next to him, smiling and rolling her eyes at any possible compliments being thrown her way. gorgeous. apparently. sure. . )
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please, i am not pretty and i don't aim to be either. . i think i would do a pretty decent cruella de ville, but i'm not a puppy killer
( just suspiciously looking back at his eyes. +
yeah . . you’re still not scary.
( his other hand reaches forward and boops her nose. )
besides, you’re too pretty to be a 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘯𝘦𝘺 𝘷𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘯.
please, i am not pretty and i don't aim to be either. . i think i would do a pretty decent cruella de ville, but i'm not a puppy killer
( just suspiciously looking back at his eyes. +
i could take your spleen out to feed it to your cat, for my own entertainment. and i have done so before. like a disney villain would. no reason, just fun.
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( a soft smile tugs the corners of his lips upwards as he turns to look at her. )
( a soft smile on her lips, eyes still closed. she heard him lay down beside her. after a few seconds, she opens her eyes and turns to look at him )
are you always this well mannered or am i just scary--
i could take your spleen out to feed it to your cat, for my own entertainment. and i have done so before. like a disney villain would. no reason, just fun.
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( a soft smile on her lips, eyes still closed. she heard him lay down beside her. after a few seconds, she opens her eyes and turns to look at him )
are you always this well mannered or am i just scary--
oh . . i see. i suppose lucifer is just long overdue for a bath and i got reminded in the worst possible way . . i apologize.
( joining her in her horizontal position. looking up at the ceiling as he speaks. )
. . . it's never this bad-- i'm allergic to bepo's fur too, which is when i threaten him with soap water. .
( a soft smile on her lips, eyes still closed. she heard him lay down beside her. after a few seconds, she opens her eyes and turns to look at him )
are you always this well mannered or am i just scary--
. . . it's never this bad-- i'm allergic to bepo's fur too, which is when i threaten him with soap water. .
. . . it's never this bad-- i'm allergic to bepo's fur too, which is when i threaten him with soap water. .
fank-you--i'befifne-
( she takes the allergy medicine with gratitude, taking one with the glass of water-- and g r o a n i n g again. making a move to lay down on her +
( sighing as he scooped up lucifer from his resting place and took him outside to go play with the butterflies. )
( returning with a lint roller, allergy medicine and a glass of water. )
here . .
N O- no need, i'm fine-- this is- ACH OOO
( rubbing her closed eyelids with her fingers now and g r o a n i ng. why did god have to make her allergic to cats. this was torture at its finest )
fank-you--i'befifne-
( she takes the allergy medicine with gratitude, taking one with the glass of water-- and g r o a n i n g again. making a move to lay down on her +
( her lips push again and again, both arms wrapping around her middle. a more solid measure to keep her chest pressed flush +
( the kiss was far from chaste, but her lips and hands didn’t linger for too long. her own cheeks now flushed with color. )
( her face warms so fast, an initial shyness taking over. law rubs at the back of her neck, unsure. but then grey eyes look to hers, locked in on those blues. refusing to look away )
( her lips push again and again, both arms wrapping around her middle. a more solid measure to keep her chest pressed flush +
N O- no need, i'm fine-- this is- ACH OOO
( rubbing her closed eyelids with her fingers now and g r o a n i ng. why did god have to make her allergic to cats. this was torture at its finest )
o h . . should i move her to another room . . she might be the reason you’re sneezing so much . .
. . . oh no--
N O- no need, i'm fine-- this is- ACH OOO
( rubbing her closed eyelids with her fingers now and g r o a n i ng. why did god have to make her allergic to cats. this was torture at its finest )
( her face warms so fast, an initial shyness taking over. law rubs at the back of her neck, unsure. but then grey eyes look to hers, locked in on those blues. refusing to look away )
( her face warms so fast, an initial shyness taking over. law rubs at the back of her neck, unsure. but then grey eyes look to hers, locked in on those blues. refusing to look away )
. . . oh no--
are you sure?
( raising an eyebrow at her, concerned for her wellbeing. )
( muffled behind her palms )
yefh- i'm alright. .
. . . oh no--
( muffled behind her palms )
yefh- i'm alright. .
( he hadn’t noticed how close she was until she had let out a sneeze. )
oh dear . . are you alright?
( a stray hand sprouts up and offers her a box of tissues. )
( she hadn't noticed but she'd moved closer, head tilted as she listened to him speak-- but suddenly, her body tenses, her hands fly up to her mouth in time to catch the- )
ACC HOO
( muffled behind her palms )
yefh- i'm alright. .
yedh please. . some tea would be nice. . and a blanket. . and your company. . thank you
i get the gist of it. will a nice, warm blanket help you? i hate to see you so miserable.
it's-- either dust or dander. . . sometimes when bepo hasn't had a bath-- the dust on his- - his--
( ACHOO--)
( covering her mouth and nose, looking rather defeated now )
yedh please. . some tea would be nice. . and a blanket. . and your company. . thank you
you can’t just leave me here, in this wretched world, alone, with no one to talk to.
alright alright, you convinced me
alright alright, you convinced me
who am i going to talk to about all my morbid curiosities if you’re no longer alive.
absolutely not, we're keeping you alive
alright alright, you convinced me
( law squints a little, then smiles again. the image of the banana growths on alligators is rather +
( law squints a little, then smiles again. the image of the banana growths on alligators is rather +
absolutely not, we're keeping you alive
absolutely not, we're keeping you alive
so she found you-- how sweet
( sometimes when law says innocuous things, her eyes and manner don't communicate it at all. this is one of such times, her gaze fixed +
so she found you-- how sweet
( sometimes when law says innocuous things, her eyes and manner don't communicate it at all. this is one of such times, her gaze fixed +
it's-- either dust or dander. . . sometimes when bepo hasn't had a bath-- the dust on his- - his--
( ACHOO--)
( covering her mouth and nose, looking rather defeated now )
is it a dust allergy? we need to get you out in the sun more.
i popped a pill earlier, i'm waiting for it to-
( A CHOO)
soWWY-
it's-- either dust or dander. . . sometimes when bepo hasn't had a bath-- the dust on his- - his--
( ACHOO--)
( covering her mouth and nose, looking rather defeated now )
n o, she's not broken. she just likes you a lot. . fish you say? i could get some fish. . bepo's always fishing, he'd spare some for a kitty
( scooting a bit closer so she could pet +
i’m sure she’ll come around real fast if you give her some fish.
n o, she's not broken. she just likes you a lot. . fish you say? i could get some fish. . bepo's always fishing, he'd spare some for a kitty
( scooting a bit closer so she could pet +
i popped a pill earlier, i'm waiting for it to-
( A CHOO)
soWWY-
don't anybody approach me unless it's an emergency
i popped a pill earlier, i'm waiting for it to-
( A CHOO)
soWWY-