egg
@headegg.bsky.social
i have a headegg and im being so brave about it
I hate my wife :3 <3
I hate my wife :3 <3
swag i am incredibly normal
June 7, 2025 at 6:43 AM
swag i am incredibly normal
I cast oblivious incompetence!
April 3, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I cast oblivious incompetence!
zooming along until I see flowers in full bloom then stop my car short and cause a 20 car pile up to look at them
April 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
zooming along until I see flowers in full bloom then stop my car short and cause a 20 car pile up to look at them
i shouldn't be allowed to speak freely with ppl i know around
April 1, 2025 at 1:45 AM
i shouldn't be allowed to speak freely with ppl i know around
everybody loves being on their phone when im around. even my beautiful wife
March 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
everybody loves being on their phone when im around. even my beautiful wife
i am sick today so here is my 2 photo mood board
March 13, 2025 at 9:09 PM
i am sick today so here is my 2 photo mood board
waiting for my grilled cheese to be done
March 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
waiting for my grilled cheese to be done
putting my pageboy cap down on the street with a little sign that says fund for eggs and doing a little jig with a sad look on my face
March 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
putting my pageboy cap down on the street with a little sign that says fund for eggs and doing a little jig with a sad look on my face
new album from fav band! yippee!
they release first single...........oh no........its bad.............
they release first single...........oh no........its bad.............
March 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
new album from fav band! yippee!
they release first single...........oh no........its bad.............
they release first single...........oh no........its bad.............
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March 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Nyancat boy or girl
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Nyancat spouse?
Nyancat spouse name
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Nyancat then and now
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iam annoying but at least im self aware about it :) that makes it better and not worse
February 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
iam annoying but at least im self aware about it :) that makes it better and not worse
commenting "neat!" on every post until blue sky gives me enough money for a sandwich
February 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
commenting "neat!" on every post until blue sky gives me enough money for a sandwich
wowee only 4 more hours until I wake up!! i am healthy and very normal!!
February 24, 2025 at 11:46 AM
wowee only 4 more hours until I wake up!! i am healthy and very normal!!
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Civilization took a fatal turn when we replaced two tin cans and a string with the internet.
February 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Civilization took a fatal turn when we replaced two tin cans and a string with the internet.
wow! it sure seems to be monday again!
February 24, 2025 at 11:20 AM
wow! it sure seems to be monday again!
lets get in a car crash together <3
February 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
lets get in a car crash together <3
she gets me to high places because i love my wife
#proudwifeandalsowifeguy
#proudwifeandalsowifeguy
finding the time to throw the ol' grappling hook around. or as I call her haha
my wife
my wife
February 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
she gets me to high places because i love my wife
#proudwifeandalsowifeguy
#proudwifeandalsowifeguy
finding the time to throw the ol' grappling hook around. or as I call her haha
my wife
my wife
February 22, 2025 at 8:56 AM
finding the time to throw the ol' grappling hook around. or as I call her haha
my wife
my wife
what if we kossed under the burning bells of the morn when the sun rises but our lives set? uwu
February 22, 2025 at 8:55 AM
what if we kossed under the burning bells of the morn when the sun rises but our lives set? uwu
tried incense today. smells good. would recommend for smelling good and also if you do it enough you get lung cancer for free, so. Bonus!
February 18, 2025 at 8:49 AM
tried incense today. smells good. would recommend for smelling good and also if you do it enough you get lung cancer for free, so. Bonus!
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