Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane
@haysparklemane.bsky.social
🔞 18+ only please 🔞
He/him/his
34
Single
Northwest PA
Working hard and playing hard has made me
strong and chonky;
Please refrain from calling the pretty horse a donkey.
✨🦄✨
Main characters are
Hayburn 🦄;
Buck 🦌;
and Powerstripe 🦨🦌🧬
He/him/his
34
Single
Northwest PA
Working hard and playing hard has made me
strong and chonky;
Please refrain from calling the pretty horse a donkey.
✨🦄✨
Main characters are
Hayburn 🦄;
Buck 🦌;
and Powerstripe 🦨🦌🧬
This may be "tinfoil hat" but for some reason I'm inclined to believe the recent squeeze on independent artists from payment processors is some sort of scheme to push people back into low wage fastfood and retail jobs and I hate that.
November 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
This may be "tinfoil hat" but for some reason I'm inclined to believe the recent squeeze on independent artists from payment processors is some sort of scheme to push people back into low wage fastfood and retail jobs and I hate that.
Working on making my house more cozy. I'm really happy with how it's coming along
November 23, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Working on making my house more cozy. I'm really happy with how it's coming along
Let's go gambling! 🎰
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Let's go gambling! 🎰
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Everything legitimately loads faster now I've done this.
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November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Everything legitimately loads faster now I've done this.
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Is this AV? Because it looks a lot like AV to me
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Is this AV? Because it looks a lot like AV to me
Seeing some toony snoots this morning reminded me I have this stinky critter that I've done almost nothing with. I kind of like the idea of keeping him null so he is just a pent up menace. What sort of trouble do you think he would get in to?
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Seeing some toony snoots this morning reminded me I have this stinky critter that I've done almost nothing with. I kind of like the idea of keeping him null so he is just a pent up menace. What sort of trouble do you think he would get in to?
The last 4 times I ordered a "10 piece chicken nuggets" from McD0nald I only got 9 nuggets. The squeeze comes from all angles.
November 18, 2025 at 11:14 PM
The last 4 times I ordered a "10 piece chicken nuggets" from McD0nald I only got 9 nuggets. The squeeze comes from all angles.
Is it too early to start voring everyone on the naughty list? I'm hungry and last year the speedrunning community got mad at year for staring too early.
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Is it too early to start voring everyone on the naughty list? I'm hungry and last year the speedrunning community got mad at year for staring too early.
Has anyone else ever gotten the urge to completely and permanently transform into a fat pig?
Just me?
Just me?
November 9, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Has anyone else ever gotten the urge to completely and permanently transform into a fat pig?
Just me?
Just me?
Tired: Taking a bath.
Wired: Using Unicorn Magic to transform my manly unicorn musk into rainbows and sparkles.
Inspired: Deliberately casting the spell at a lower level so it's in appearance only.
Wired: Using Unicorn Magic to transform my manly unicorn musk into rainbows and sparkles.
Inspired: Deliberately casting the spell at a lower level so it's in appearance only.
November 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Tired: Taking a bath.
Wired: Using Unicorn Magic to transform my manly unicorn musk into rainbows and sparkles.
Inspired: Deliberately casting the spell at a lower level so it's in appearance only.
Wired: Using Unicorn Magic to transform my manly unicorn musk into rainbows and sparkles.
Inspired: Deliberately casting the spell at a lower level so it's in appearance only.
Got a sick new VRchat Avatar from @fatback.bsky.social. I'm going to try and be more active there so if you wanna hang out leave your username below or note me.
Sorry for the low quality phone pic in desktop mode I was lazy.
Sorry for the low quality phone pic in desktop mode I was lazy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Got a sick new VRchat Avatar from @fatback.bsky.social. I'm going to try and be more active there so if you wanna hang out leave your username below or note me.
Sorry for the low quality phone pic in desktop mode I was lazy.
Sorry for the low quality phone pic in desktop mode I was lazy.
I thought the sign said "VORE HERE" but this is more important anyway
November 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I thought the sign said "VORE HERE" but this is more important anyway
Looseleaf tea drinkers.
I'm looking for a tea blend that tastes like Arizona's "Black and White" iced tea. Suggestions appreciated!
I'm looking for a tea blend that tastes like Arizona's "Black and White" iced tea. Suggestions appreciated!
November 3, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Looseleaf tea drinkers.
I'm looking for a tea blend that tastes like Arizona's "Black and White" iced tea. Suggestions appreciated!
I'm looking for a tea blend that tastes like Arizona's "Black and White" iced tea. Suggestions appreciated!
I'm just going to start eating all the bros at the gym who just sit on the workout equipment on their phones. It'll help my gains 💪
November 2, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I'm just going to start eating all the bros at the gym who just sit on the workout equipment on their phones. It'll help my gains 💪
If you see this post, post your sona NOT smiling.
"What do you mean there's no cookies?"
"What do you mean there's no cookies?"
November 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
If you see this post, post your sona NOT smiling.
"What do you mean there's no cookies?"
"What do you mean there's no cookies?"
Today isna great fay to turn into a werewolf and to go around and "smash" some pumpkins.
Have a Were-Buck by @royalpoodle.bsky.social and a Were-Powerstripe by @manedguitar.bsky.social
Have a Were-Buck by @royalpoodle.bsky.social and a Were-Powerstripe by @manedguitar.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Today isna great fay to turn into a werewolf and to go around and "smash" some pumpkins.
Have a Were-Buck by @royalpoodle.bsky.social and a Were-Powerstripe by @manedguitar.bsky.social
Have a Were-Buck by @royalpoodle.bsky.social and a Were-Powerstripe by @manedguitar.bsky.social
Gave the bike a bath today after a short ride. It's probably going to be stored now till the spring. Here's for a mild winter.
October 27, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Gave the bike a bath today after a short ride. It's probably going to be stored now till the spring. Here's for a mild winter.
Life is good when you go through it Ducked Up 🫧🦆🫧
October 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Life is good when you go through it Ducked Up 🫧🦆🫧
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still on my robot bs. made a lil' punch tank guy. I may be obsessed with weird impractical vehicles and robot minions.
October 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
still on my robot bs. made a lil' punch tank guy. I may be obsessed with weird impractical vehicles and robot minions.
Board AF waiting for packages so have another cold take
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Board AF waiting for packages so have another cold take
I should eat more of my friends
October 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I should eat more of my friends
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*transforms into a big fat duck with a huge ass. Then sits on a Jeep in the mall parking lot, crushing it into scrap*
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
*transforms into a big fat duck with a huge ass. Then sits on a Jeep in the mall parking lot, crushing it into scrap*
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
*transforms into a big fat duck with a huge ass. Then sits on a Jeep in the mall parking lot, crushing it into scrap*
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
*transforms into a big fat duck with a huge ass. Then sits on a Jeep in the mall parking lot, crushing it into scrap*
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
"It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand."
I Hate my Iphone but the cool thing about it is being able to get a custom case basically anywhere.
October 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I Hate my Iphone but the cool thing about it is being able to get a custom case basically anywhere.
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As the wave of conservatives invade bluesky over these next few days, upset that we didn't just stay on X and "have to listen to them".... I remind you once again. Don't reply. Don't retweet. Don't engage with them at all. Drop them into the block void and move on. They WANT engagement.
October 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
As the wave of conservatives invade bluesky over these next few days, upset that we didn't just stay on X and "have to listen to them".... I remind you once again. Don't reply. Don't retweet. Don't engage with them at all. Drop them into the block void and move on. They WANT engagement.