Hayls
@hayls.bsky.social
It’s not about the cheese. It’s about the fun.
You may know me as Rotties.
You may know me as Rotties.
Last ever parents’ evening today. 14 years of being told she’s talkative, as if I hadn’t noticed.
December 2, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Last ever parents’ evening today. 14 years of being told she’s talkative, as if I hadn’t noticed.
I didn’t watch the rugby, because there is no need for that sort of negativity in my life. H just messaged me from the pub saying the Springboks were bowled out for 73 and Wales are in to bat next.
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I didn’t watch the rugby, because there is no need for that sort of negativity in my life. H just messaged me from the pub saying the Springboks were bowled out for 73 and Wales are in to bat next.
In April I was adamant that was it, and there would be no more dogs. It’s taken 8 months but yeah, we’re getting another dog.
November 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
In April I was adamant that was it, and there would be no more dogs. It’s taken 8 months but yeah, we’re getting another dog.
Tell me you were hungry after squats without telling me…
November 23, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Tell me you were hungry after squats without telling me…
I was always a weird lunchbox mum, although I did occasionally let her have a little biscuit. But only on Fridays.
My schoolmates mocked me for being a UPF-free, ‘weird lunchbox’ kid. Turns out my mum was right all along
My schoolmates mocked me for being a UPF-free, ‘weird lunchbox’ kid. Turns out my mum was right all along
In the 90s my mum embarrassed me with her rejection of ultra-processed foods – but the growing body of evidence about them is vindicating her, says Guardian columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I was always a weird lunchbox mum, although I did occasionally let her have a little biscuit. But only on Fridays.
Reposted by Hayls
My schoolmates mocked me for being a UPF-free, ‘weird lunchbox’ kid. Turns out my mum was right all along
My schoolmates mocked me for being a UPF-free, ‘weird lunchbox’ kid. Turns out my mum was right all along
In the 90s my mum embarrassed me with her rejection of ultra-processed foods – but the growing body of evidence about them is vindicating her, says Guardian columnist Rhiannon Lucy Cosslett
www.theguardian.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My schoolmates mocked me for being a UPF-free, ‘weird lunchbox’ kid. Turns out my mum was right all along
Smash is on Prime. This is not a drill.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Smash is on Prime. This is not a drill.
Obviously, we were crap today. But good enough.
November 15, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Obviously, we were crap today. But good enough.
I am not ashamed to say I have cried in the pub today. I was starting to think I would never see Wales win another rugby game.
November 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am not ashamed to say I have cried in the pub today. I was starting to think I would never see Wales win another rugby game.
Off to the pub to watch the rugby in low rise boot cut jeans like it’s 2003.
And, just like 2003, I have zero expectation that Wales will win.
And, just like 2003, I have zero expectation that Wales will win.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Off to the pub to watch the rugby in low rise boot cut jeans like it’s 2003.
And, just like 2003, I have zero expectation that Wales will win.
And, just like 2003, I have zero expectation that Wales will win.
Just turned the radio off because they started playing God Save the King to celebrate his birthday. Fuck. That.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Just turned the radio off because they started playing God Save the King to celebrate his birthday. Fuck. That.
I did the 11 November Chad1000x workout yesterday (1000 20 inch box step ups) and thought I’d gotten away with it, but my calves have just seized entirely.
November 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I did the 11 November Chad1000x workout yesterday (1000 20 inch box step ups) and thought I’d gotten away with it, but my calves have just seized entirely.
Wore fancy things. Went to a fancy place. Tomorrow will be back to weightlifting.
November 9, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wore fancy things. Went to a fancy place. Tomorrow will be back to weightlifting.
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social Have you seen last week’s Grey’s?
November 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social Have you seen last week’s Grey’s?
Spent three quarters of the JL ad being cynical and meh. Spent the last quarter crying. Let Christmas begin.
November 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Spent three quarters of the JL ad being cynical and meh. Spent the last quarter crying. Let Christmas begin.
I have spent all afternoon on the sofa watching the Rogue Invitational on the YouTube. Still two events to go - such a treat.
November 2, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I have spent all afternoon on the sofa watching the Rogue Invitational on the YouTube. Still two events to go - such a treat.
Let’s do the Friday dance. Heavy deadlift day at the gym (I am chasing a big number), I am adventuring to Cardiff for drinks tomorrow, and there will be competitive CrossFit on YouTube all weekend.
a person with a pumpkin on their head dancing in a cemetery
ALT: a person with a pumpkin on their head dancing in a cemetery
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October 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Let’s do the Friday dance. Heavy deadlift day at the gym (I am chasing a big number), I am adventuring to Cardiff for drinks tomorrow, and there will be competitive CrossFit on YouTube all weekend.
Lovely half term lie in. Not long to go and my alarm won’t be dictated by school terms at all, which is weird.
October 28, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Lovely half term lie in. Not long to go and my alarm won’t be dictated by school terms at all, which is weird.
It was always going to be a Wales-heavy episode of Today this morning, so why not practice your pronunciation, Justin Webb? Caerphilly isn’t a hard one to get right, and Eluned Morgan is the first minister - it’s outrageous the way her name is being fudged.
October 24, 2025 at 7:21 AM
It was always going to be a Wales-heavy episode of Today this morning, so why not practice your pronunciation, Justin Webb? Caerphilly isn’t a hard one to get right, and Eluned Morgan is the first minister - it’s outrageous the way her name is being fudged.
Da iawn, Caerphilly, but fuck me that was close.
October 24, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Da iawn, Caerphilly, but fuck me that was close.
I have had a lovely weekend. I am very grateful for people willing to come all the way to Horrible Wales
October 19, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I have had a lovely weekend. I am very grateful for people willing to come all the way to Horrible Wales
Visitors today @clairewithani.bsky.social @sazzles74.bsky.social
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Visitors today @clairewithani.bsky.social @sazzles74.bsky.social
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social That bloody carousel is back…
October 17, 2025 at 10:07 AM
@sarahvanpelt.bsky.social That bloody carousel is back…