hayley alexander
@hayleyalex.bsky.social
Skilled yapper. Chronic poster. Avid hobby starter. Don’t ask how much I spent on the Eras Tour. 🪩
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BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
April 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
BREAKING: Juan Carlos Lopez-Gomez has been released. This is the moment he reunited with his mom.
Watching my cat roll over on the heating pad just now so he could evenly toast his other side makes me want to cry my eyes out. He’s so perfect and pure and cozy. And he has no idea who the president is, so I know he has the best day every day. 😭
February 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Watching my cat roll over on the heating pad just now so he could evenly toast his other side makes me want to cry my eyes out. He’s so perfect and pure and cozy. And he has no idea who the president is, so I know he has the best day every day. 😭
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oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
I was forced to circle back on stuff today
:( sorry to all y’all
:( sorry to all y’all
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I was forced to circle back on stuff today
:( sorry to all y’all
:( sorry to all y’all
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Born to post. Forced to work
January 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Born to post. Forced to work
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Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.
January 2, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Tabby and I have been married 54 years today. It's all good.
As someone whose mental health hinges on the availability of Little Treats & Trinkets™, I cannot possibly participate in this no-buy 2025 madness. I need my Swedish candy and special coffees.
January 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
As someone whose mental health hinges on the availability of Little Treats & Trinkets™, I cannot possibly participate in this no-buy 2025 madness. I need my Swedish candy and special coffees.
Another Dec 31 = another financial goal with a restrictive 12-month plan that I’ll bail on in 3 months. But at least I’ll have a nice new planner!!!
December 31, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Another Dec 31 = another financial goal with a restrictive 12-month plan that I’ll bail on in 3 months. But at least I’ll have a nice new planner!!!
Apparently my fiancé’s fantasy baseball league elected me “League Sweetheart.”
I was flattered until I learned 1) I’ve been on the ballot for many years and this is just my first time winning and 2) there’s no crown, no sash — just an expectation I’ll send koozies or something to their draft??
I was flattered until I learned 1) I’ve been on the ballot for many years and this is just my first time winning and 2) there’s no crown, no sash — just an expectation I’ll send koozies or something to their draft??
December 30, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Apparently my fiancé’s fantasy baseball league elected me “League Sweetheart.”
I was flattered until I learned 1) I’ve been on the ballot for many years and this is just my first time winning and 2) there’s no crown, no sash — just an expectation I’ll send koozies or something to their draft??
I was flattered until I learned 1) I’ve been on the ballot for many years and this is just my first time winning and 2) there’s no crown, no sash — just an expectation I’ll send koozies or something to their draft??
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I’m not “too online.” I know how to have a good time on the computer
December 28, 2024 at 6:53 PM
I’m not “too online.” I know how to have a good time on the computer
“Hey, do you guys know any music from the new Timothée Chalamet movie?” -Me to the two-man band at a sports bar in Portsmouth, NH.
December 28, 2024 at 1:15 AM
“Hey, do you guys know any music from the new Timothée Chalamet movie?” -Me to the two-man band at a sports bar in Portsmouth, NH.
A Complete Unknown was incredible. I’m so happy. Wow.
December 26, 2024 at 10:10 PM
A Complete Unknown was incredible. I’m so happy. Wow.
He just loves the touch of oak on this fumé blanc
December 26, 2024 at 4:01 AM
He just loves the touch of oak on this fumé blanc
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The quick shot of Kevin McCallister shoving fireworks into his backpack in 2 really is some Chekhov’s gun shit.
December 24, 2024 at 1:28 AM
The quick shot of Kevin McCallister shoving fireworks into his backpack in 2 really is some Chekhov’s gun shit.
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Tomorrow is four years since we lost Beans to brain cancer. We'd be honored in having your support in remembering her with a $24 donation to the Team Beans Infant Brain Tumor Fund.
Every dollar directly supports childhood cancer research at Dana-Farber.
danafarber.jimmyfund.org/site/TR?fr_i...
Every dollar directly supports childhood cancer research at Dana-Farber.
danafarber.jimmyfund.org/site/TR?fr_i...
December 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
Tomorrow is four years since we lost Beans to brain cancer. We'd be honored in having your support in remembering her with a $24 donation to the Team Beans Infant Brain Tumor Fund.
Every dollar directly supports childhood cancer research at Dana-Farber.
danafarber.jimmyfund.org/site/TR?fr_i...
Every dollar directly supports childhood cancer research at Dana-Farber.
danafarber.jimmyfund.org/site/TR?fr_i...
Just saw a group of 5 teen goths getting their photo taken with a real bearded Santa.
Who said Mall Culture is dead?
Who said Mall Culture is dead?
December 23, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Just saw a group of 5 teen goths getting their photo taken with a real bearded Santa.
Who said Mall Culture is dead?
Who said Mall Culture is dead?
Kicking off Christmas with my in-laws by running a quick favorability poll on Luigi
December 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Kicking off Christmas with my in-laws by running a quick favorability poll on Luigi
If you’re ever in Mexico City, go to Blanco Colima in Roma Norte and order as much of the menu as you can. ¡Estuvo delicioso!
December 19, 2024 at 8:13 PM
If you’re ever in Mexico City, go to Blanco Colima in Roma Norte and order as much of the menu as you can. ¡Estuvo delicioso!
So @mepfuller.bsky.social bought me a Snuggie-like sling for my cats and it is a hit, folks.
December 19, 2024 at 2:56 AM
So @mepfuller.bsky.social bought me a Snuggie-like sling for my cats and it is a hit, folks.
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It’s not perfect, but Facebook is still the best platform on earth for connecting with all of the people my friends briefly dated in 2007
December 16, 2024 at 6:51 PM
It’s not perfect, but Facebook is still the best platform on earth for connecting with all of the people my friends briefly dated in 2007
What if we kissed… at the Mexico City Chuck E. Cheese’s?
December 16, 2024 at 10:27 PM
What if we kissed… at the Mexico City Chuck E. Cheese’s?
What do you mean I can get married at Mr. Darcy’s house???
December 12, 2024 at 1:21 AM
What do you mean I can get married at Mr. Darcy’s house???
I’m watching an Eras Tour livestream in bed, waiting to take my sleep meds bc I’m on the East Coast and I just want to see it all thru til the end.
All this joy over the past 2 years has been really nice and I’m going to miss it.
All this joy over the past 2 years has been really nice and I’m going to miss it.
December 9, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I’m watching an Eras Tour livestream in bed, waiting to take my sleep meds bc I’m on the East Coast and I just want to see it all thru til the end.
All this joy over the past 2 years has been really nice and I’m going to miss it.
All this joy over the past 2 years has been really nice and I’m going to miss it.
Took some adderall this afternoon so I could get my act together and knock out some house projects I’ve been putting off.
Ended up just knocking myself out for a blissful 2 hr. nap. It’s called staying on brand, folks.
Ended up just knocking myself out for a blissful 2 hr. nap. It’s called staying on brand, folks.
December 8, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Took some adderall this afternoon so I could get my act together and knock out some house projects I’ve been putting off.
Ended up just knocking myself out for a blissful 2 hr. nap. It’s called staying on brand, folks.
Ended up just knocking myself out for a blissful 2 hr. nap. It’s called staying on brand, folks.