Harry Flowers
@harryflowers.bsky.social
The grandfather of street jokes.
“More people may have died in past week than in Gaza war, experts believe, as message to Telegraph gives first-hand account of atrocities”
🔴 There is mounting evidence the Sudanese city of El Fasher is at the centre of one of this century’s worst ethnic massacres.
Now, The Telegraph has received a voice message from a survivor telling harrowing story of survival ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/sudan-pay-genocide/
Now, The Telegraph has received a voice message from a survivor telling harrowing story of survival ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/sudan-pay-genocide/
November 5, 2025 at 11:34 AM
“More people may have died in past week than in Gaza war, experts believe, as message to Telegraph gives first-hand account of atrocities”
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After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!
November 5, 2025 at 8:00 AM
After brushing your hair, don't throw a firework into your girlfriend's face!
New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.
November 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
New York this, New York that. You don’t even live there.
Yes Arne, it’s probably safe to bring on Kirkez now.
November 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Yes Arne, it’s probably safe to bring on Kirkez now.
Chiesa lifting up his shorts for the 4th official there.
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Chiesa lifting up his shorts for the 4th official there.
Trent to score a banger from 30 yards please.
November 4, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Trent to score a banger from 30 yards please.
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Catch it Courtois you big nancy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Catch it Courtois you big nancy.
Catch it Courtois you big nancy.
November 4, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Catch it Courtois you big nancy.
Florian Wirtz looks like he could do with a good feed.
Might do a malnourished XI.
Might do a malnourished XI.
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Florian Wirtz looks like he could do with a good feed.
Might do a malnourished XI.
Might do a malnourished XI.
If that’s handball then we might as well all go and work in Saxone.
November 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
If that’s handball then we might as well all go and work in Saxone.
Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Whoever wins the vote for mayor of New York can kiss my ass.
Robert Wyatt’s favourite Everton player is E. Le Fée.
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Robert Wyatt’s favourite Everton player is E. Le Fée.
Made up for Granit.
November 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Made up for Granit.
45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.
November 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
45 years ago. First record with my own money. I had a job after school at the Whalebone Lane Safeway in Dagenham. Bought it at Our Price in Romford.
Lineker. Corbyn. Theroux. Greta. Mehdi Hasan.
Grifters the lot of them.
Grifters the lot of them.
at this point, if you've got any sort of twitter account, even just a burner or something you use solely for work, you're a cunt.
Elon Musk, "These lovely small towns in England, Scotland and Ireland, they've been living their lives quietly. They're like hobbits"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
"And so one day, 1,000 people show up in your village of 500 and start raping the kids"
"This has now happened, God knows how many times in Britain"
November 2, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Lineker. Corbyn. Theroux. Greta. Mehdi Hasan.
Grifters the lot of them.
Grifters the lot of them.
People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
People often ask me if I have any words of advice for young people
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
Well, here are a few simple admonitions for young and old
If you're doing business with an anthropomorphic giant peanut, get it in writing. His word isn't worth shit, not with the good lord telling him how to fuck you on the deal.
Who remembers Command and Conquer?
Nato 'will stand with Ukraine' to get long-lasting peace, senior official tells BBC
Nato 'will stand with Ukraine' to get long-lasting peace, senior official tells BBC
Admiral Giuseppe Cavo Dragone tells the BBC the Russia-Ukraine war is bogged down, and it is "almost time to sit and talk".
www.bbc.com
November 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Who remembers Command and Conquer?
JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck.
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
November 2, 2025 at 8:08 PM
JK obviously too lazy to clean the only dinner plate that he owns so he’s eating his tea from a serving platter. The degenerate fuck.
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
✅Aromat
✅Child’s fork
✅Paring knife
Ref letting a lot go. Excellent.
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Ref letting a lot go. Excellent.
Sp*rs v Chelsea. As usual my preferred result would be one of those giant sinkholes like you get in China.
November 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Sp*rs v Chelsea. As usual my preferred result would be one of those giant sinkholes like you get in China.
Pools of blood visible from space 1500 civilians slaughtered in 3 days.
I presume that Mehdi Hasan, Owen Jones, Francesca Albanese, the lads from Kneecap, Greta, Theroux, Gary Lineker and Corbyn will be using their voices to highlight the horror unfolding in Sudan www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...
I presume that Mehdi Hasan, Owen Jones, Francesca Albanese, the lads from Kneecap, Greta, Theroux, Gary Lineker and Corbyn will be using their voices to highlight the horror unfolding in Sudan www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...
‘A true genocide’: RSF kills ‘at least 1,500 people’ in Sudan’s el-Fasher
Saudi Arabia, Egypt, Turkiye, Jordan and Qatar express alarm as more evidence emerges of mass killings by paramilitary forces in Sudan's in el-Fasher.
www.aljazeera.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Pools of blood visible from space 1500 civilians slaughtered in 3 days.
I presume that Mehdi Hasan, Owen Jones, Francesca Albanese, the lads from Kneecap, Greta, Theroux, Gary Lineker and Corbyn will be using their voices to highlight the horror unfolding in Sudan www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...
I presume that Mehdi Hasan, Owen Jones, Francesca Albanese, the lads from Kneecap, Greta, Theroux, Gary Lineker and Corbyn will be using their voices to highlight the horror unfolding in Sudan www.aljazeera.com/news/2025/10...
So basically “he’s nonce but there’s nothing anyone can do about it and we are going to continue to use your money so we can all live in castles”
Biggest grifters ever.
Biggest grifters ever.
October 30, 2025 at 7:43 PM
So basically “he’s nonce but there’s nothing anyone can do about it and we are going to continue to use your money so we can all live in castles”
Biggest grifters ever.
Biggest grifters ever.