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Harper Gordek
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I've eaten an apple with a pocket knife and it's as exactly as cool as it looks to be.
November 10, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Wasn't the point of this piece (which is good) but it's funny about how much of the Dodgers success is by creating a solid farm system and then just sending most of them away because prospects aren't nearly as good as real established players you can sign or trade for.
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You aren’t thinking 5th dimensionally enough. It’s going to kill the GOP when Johnson keeps the gov’t closed to avoid a vote on the Epstein files
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
This is some tortured acronym work
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Still patiently waiting for DeMarlo Hale to get his shot
Haha, dude with no coaching experience gets three guaranteed years, but Ron Washington had to settle for two with the Angels. It's farcical at this point.
November 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Other liked Nats RPs current status?

Jon Rauch - Masonry company project manager

Ryan Mattheus - owner of a baseball training facility in Sacramento

Jerry Blevins - SNY analyst

Tim Collins - minor league pitching coach w/ PHI

Aaron Barrett - Minor league rehab/complex coordinator w/ PHI too!
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 PM
! Mike Bacsik now thinking grooving a pitch to Bonds wasn't the best post-career move he could make
November 6, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don't think the GOP has any idea how to handle the fact they have made the party beholden to a 10%+ that simply like Trump. They don't care about the GOP platform (though they may favor it). They don't listen to Trump tell them to vote for others. They just like to go out and vote for that guy.
November 5, 2025 at 12:18 PM
"Man, that World Series G7 was great. A bunch of people on here sharing some non-political thing together. Maybe Blue SKy does have that future not dominated by people who obsessively need to share political opinions multiple times a day"

<Dick Cheney dies>

"Goddammit"
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
First salvo is when your first kid starts school and one day you start to work out how long they will be at home before college and it’s the same amount of time that you’ve been out of college.
One of the signs of healthy aging, I think, is when you see a young, attractive person and the thought "what on earth could I possibly talk about with them?" completely dominates the old inner monologue.
Oh, I find people in their 20s (women especially, as I am straight) attractive, and I don't feel bad about that; some people are just pretty! Also I find my brain sorts attractive women in their 20s the same way it sorts attractive men of all ages, i.e, "Okay, they're hot, and also, not for me."
November 4, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Fun game. How many Nats are in this list? If any what number(s)?

No fair using AI to skim it bc Pouliot wisely added two traps!
November 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
A lot less “we should just have as much light in the evening as possible all year long” discourse this year. Probably bc you have other stuff to worry about but I like to believe they realize it’s an anti-science do-what-I-want-who-cares-about-you MAHA position
November 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Blue Jays G6

4th : man on 1st, 1 out
5th : 1st, 2 out
6th : 2nd & 3rd, 2 out
7th : 2nd, 2 out
8th : 1st & 2nd, 1 out
9th : 2nd & 3rd, 0 out

G7
7th : 1st, 2 out
8th : 2nd, 0 out
9th : bases loaded, 1 out
11th : 2nd, 0 out

Expected Runs scored : 8.73
Actual Runs Scored : 0
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's been this way for years but managers reluctance to be aggressive on the base paths coupled with old-time thinking about bunt strategy consistently puts their teams in bad positions. Giving up outs to put pressure on themselves instead of sacrificing outs to try to put pressure on other team.
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Me typing "you gotta send the runner to avoid the DP" as he tops over that ball
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My eternal call...

SUICIDE SQUEEZE LET'S GOOOOO
November 2, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Ummm...
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If the Blue Jays come back I'd like someone to ask Schneider "we talked about how all off-season you guys were resilient and backed each other up. How come they didn't tonight?"
November 2, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Rojas ran that one out with the energy of "look I did my job"
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
ok I'm done with my junk email review. Someone can win the game now.
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
YAY! UNECESSARY REPLAY BECAUSE THEY CAN CALL FOR IT FOR THE HELL OF IT!
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Kikè was doing what exactly there? Like that was a completely trash defense save by his CF.

See Straw there... that's how you handle a deep fly ball! You should know that.
November 2, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I was completely wrong - it was bases loaded and one-out. I apologize
Gonna watch the Blue Jays get 2nd and 3rd no-one out and not score aren't we?
November 2, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It was cool getting him at the plate but if they were playing normal D that's an easy DP.
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
You don't bring in the fast runner and not steal but this is modern baseball so who the hell knows
November 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM