Just a Lil Harmless Avocado
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I don’t like this trend of bringing back tv shows or sequel to movies after a long time when the vibes feels like “remember that thing you like? it’s back now but production and everything else looks bad.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don’t like this trend of bringing back tv shows or sequel to movies after a long time when the vibes feels like “remember that thing you like? it’s back now but production and everything else looks bad.”
In light of AI planning dates, I gotta ask:
If I showed up to our date dressed like this, what would you do? what would you do?
If I showed up to our date dressed like this, what would you do? what would you do?
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
In light of AI planning dates, I gotta ask:
If I showed up to our date dressed like this, what would you do? what would you do?
If I showed up to our date dressed like this, what would you do? what would you do?
Time to check the dominoe’s pizza index.
This is a great point. Trump hasn’t posted anything to Truth Social today, which is extremely unusual.
This is the most recent post from Trump lol.
This might be the longest he's gone without posting in months.
This might be the longest he's gone without posting in months.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Time to check the dominoe’s pizza index.
This is what you get when you buy the cheap bag of chips. Body horror level chips.
November 13, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is what you get when you buy the cheap bag of chips. Body horror level chips.
I thought capitalism’s response to an influx of 30 million new residents would be to build millions of units of profitable housing? Is capitalism not working?
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I thought capitalism’s response to an influx of 30 million new residents would be to build millions of units of profitable housing? Is capitalism not working?
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
Food with baseball cards inside would be my weakness if they did it today. Growing up in Wisconsin, I’d beg my parents to get the Gardner’s bread with Brewers baseball cards inside. Some were even baseball shaped!
Double Play Bubblegum Cooler (1986-1986): Bars of vanilla ice milk, covered in a pink, bubblegum-flavored coating. Each box came with 2 baseball cards, featuring players like George Brett, Don Mattingly, and Pete Rose. Released by Meadow Gold to celebrate the start of baseball season
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Food with baseball cards inside would be my weakness if they did it today. Growing up in Wisconsin, I’d beg my parents to get the Gardner’s bread with Brewers baseball cards inside. Some were even baseball shaped!
I’m into puzzling too deep, because pips is lame.
JAMBOROO! I wrote a Pips strategy guide, because Pips is incredible. defector.com/pips-underst...
Pips Understands The True Joy Of Puzzle-Solving | Defector
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defector.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’m into puzzling too deep, because pips is lame.
Correction: right wingers seeing ANY Republican announcement in the next 72 hours.
November 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Correction: right wingers seeing ANY Republican announcement in the next 72 hours.
Well, at least he lived long enough to fuck over anybody who wants to be insured again. And that’s what really matters.
Fetterman suffered a fall after this hit and is hospitalized
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Well, at least he lived long enough to fuck over anybody who wants to be insured again. And that’s what really matters.
Gianmarco Soresi does a famous bit on why people don’t differentiate between pedophiles and ephebophiles. And it figures VERY large in that statement.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Gianmarco Soresi does a famous bit on why people don’t differentiate between pedophiles and ephebophiles. And it figures VERY large in that statement.
This is the first warning in a long time that I’ve logged into blue sky, and there’s not a single babbled statement from Donald Trump floating through the Zeitgeist.
Huh, I wonder why?
Huh, I wonder why?
November 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
This is the first warning in a long time that I’ve logged into blue sky, and there’s not a single babbled statement from Donald Trump floating through the Zeitgeist.
Huh, I wonder why?
Huh, I wonder why?
**Pedoments. #FTFY
Trump is moving to immortalize himself with his name etched into coins, carved into pediments, and inscribed into marble. He wants to glorify himself in the most permanent ways possible.
We must not allow Trump to rewrite history with false tributes to himself.
We must not allow Trump to rewrite history with false tributes to himself.
The Verdict of History
Trump and his fascist glorification
robertreich.substack.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
**Pedoments. #FTFY
Inb4 there’s a short of Mickey fucking Donald in three, two…
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Inb4 there’s a short of Mickey fucking Donald in three, two…
You’re telling me there’s a list and NOBODY has cracked to take out an opponent in an act of moral harikari?
ME FOR THE LAST EIGHT YEARS: look, i know it's a useful shorthand, but i don't think there's any such thing as a literal "epstein list" in the sense of a list of names
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
JEFFREY EPSTEIN, IN AN EMAIL TO HIMSELF:
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
You’re telling me there’s a list and NOBODY has cracked to take out an opponent in an act of moral harikari?
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DAVID CAMERON: [indignant] fucking a pigs head doesnt seem so bad now does it
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 AM
DAVID CAMERON: [indignant] fucking a pigs head doesnt seem so bad now does it
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jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
jeffrey epstein won't see your jokes about how poorly written his emails were, but your barely literate friends also won't see them, because they can't read. fire away
Burn it all down. We live in the 21st century, not the 18th.
Gayle and Tom DeLashmutt are like any elderly couple trying to downsize, only their transition is a tad more complicated: The home they’re leaving is a 1,200-acre Virginia estate that once belonged to a Founding Father.
Selling a Founding Father’s estate, for this couple, means leaving home
Among the decisions Gayle and Tom DeLashmutt faced about Oak Hill was what to do with the Virginia mansion built by America’s fifth president, James Monroe.
wapo.st
November 13, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Burn it all down. We live in the 21st century, not the 18th.
So AvoKiddo’s band had a fundraiser competition, sell the most donuts. After regulation she was tied for first, and she won in the “sell off” with the other kid. She’s got the sales knack that AvoWife had.
November 13, 2025 at 5:08 AM
So AvoKiddo’s band had a fundraiser competition, sell the most donuts. After regulation she was tied for first, and she won in the “sell off” with the other kid. She’s got the sales knack that AvoWife had.
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The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
November 12, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The value of reading history is you know that in 1860 there were abolitionists who were so demoralized that they thought chattel slavery would be permanent. 5 years later those still alive had lived to see its end.
Pinker-Epstein? Epstein-Pinker? Sounds like a great name for a hypothesis about blocking tweets and what it means.
There must be a reason why Pinker started namesearching himself and Epstein on Twitter and blocking everyone who mentioned the two of them in the same tweet (or he's paying an assistant to do it for him). www.vice.com/en/article/f...
Free Speech Crusader Steven Pinker Blocking Anyone Mentioning His Epstein Ties
The Harvard professor and author had a colleague manually block anyone tweeting the words "Pinker" and "Epstein" using his Twitter account, he told Motherboard.
www.vice.com
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Pinker-Epstein? Epstein-Pinker? Sounds like a great name for a hypothesis about blocking tweets and what it means.
Fuck no. NYC just got rid of one nepo baby, Cuomo, and another one springs up in his place?
Again, let me be clear, fuck no.
Again, let me be clear, fuck no.
Jack Schlossberg, the grandson of John F. Kennedy, said he would run for a New York City congressional seat, joining the crowded Democratic primary and continuing his family’s legacy in politics. We spoke with him about his campaign. nyti.ms/4qWSoiu
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Fuck no. NYC just got rid of one nepo baby, Cuomo, and another one springs up in his place?
Again, let me be clear, fuck no.
Again, let me be clear, fuck no.
What’s odd is despite being a cultural beacon for years, Emeril Lagasse has really dropped off public awareness. He’s nowhere in the replies - BAM!
What are your all-time favorite cooking shows?
November 12, 2025 at 5:26 PM
What’s odd is despite being a cultural beacon for years, Emeril Lagasse has really dropped off public awareness. He’s nowhere in the replies - BAM!
It belonged to an heiress, ew. And it’s likely a blood diamond, double ew.
Suck it diamond industry.
Suck it diamond industry.
A 9.51-carat blue diamond that once belonged to the heiress Bunny Mellon sold for $25.6 million at an auction in Switzerland on Tuesday, for $7 million less than at its last auction, a sign of profound shifts in the diamond industry.
Blue Diamond Sells for $25.6 Million at Auction in Switzerland
A 9.51-carat blue stone that once belonged to the heiress Bunny Mellon sold for $7 million less than at its last auction, a sign of profound shifts in the diamond industry.
nyti.ms
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It belonged to an heiress, ew. And it’s likely a blood diamond, double ew.
Suck it diamond industry.
Suck it diamond industry.