🔥 Petty and Ready 🔥
@happysnapper.bsky.social
Ex-Texan in CO. Legislative services government-teat-sucker married to the guy that makes your water safe. Knitter, reader, watercolor dabbler, lover of glorious paper, inks, and pens in that order.
A guy at the store asked me what this staple remover decal on my car meant.
I told him it was Luigi’s favorite office supply.
I told him it was Luigi’s favorite office supply.
February 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
A guy at the store asked me what this staple remover decal on my car meant.
I told him it was Luigi’s favorite office supply.
I told him it was Luigi’s favorite office supply.
Sketchbook messing about
January 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Sketchbook messing about
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FEEDBACK: A viewer questions Rep Lauren Boebert (R-CO) offering a Capitol tour to pardoned J6 rioters. But I can see why.
January 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
FEEDBACK: A viewer questions Rep Lauren Boebert (R-CO) offering a Capitol tour to pardoned J6 rioters. But I can see why.
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America is now a mob restaurant being burned down for the insurance money.
January 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
America is now a mob restaurant being burned down for the insurance money.
The ones on the left were free and the ones on the right were tree fiddy.
Maybe magas should stop being such fucking awful people and they could also have chicken friends. Alas….
Maybe magas should stop being such fucking awful people and they could also have chicken friends. Alas….
January 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
The ones on the left were free and the ones on the right were tree fiddy.
Maybe magas should stop being such fucking awful people and they could also have chicken friends. Alas….
Maybe magas should stop being such fucking awful people and they could also have chicken friends. Alas….
I love that I can just go park here for lunch break
January 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I love that I can just go park here for lunch break
The last time this orange joke was inaugurated, my youngest was learning to swallow again after a TBI. Today she was independently taking the bus around town and taking care of her financial aid for her sophomore year of college. Im verklempt.
January 20, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The last time this orange joke was inaugurated, my youngest was learning to swallow again after a TBI. Today she was independently taking the bus around town and taking care of her financial aid for her sophomore year of college. Im verklempt.
My favorite coworker is always down to nap
January 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My favorite coworker is always down to nap
TIL I am a crow
November 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
TIL I am a crow
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Let me see the hands of the people who are feeling strong and determined and far from throwing in the towel!
November 14, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Let me see the hands of the people who are feeling strong and determined and far from throwing in the towel!
Anyone writing off Jared Polis right now has CLEARLY never lived under, say, a Greg Abbott. He fucked up. 🤷🏻♀️ He’s still fine by me
November 15, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Anyone writing off Jared Polis right now has CLEARLY never lived under, say, a Greg Abbott. He fucked up. 🤷🏻♀️ He’s still fine by me
One of my favorite things is when there’s snow on the mountains and the alpenglow at sunrise turns everything pink. Hello, BlueSky. Have a pink sky from me.
November 15, 2024 at 5:36 AM
One of my favorite things is when there’s snow on the mountains and the alpenglow at sunrise turns everything pink. Hello, BlueSky. Have a pink sky from me.
Except Hungary has national healthcare for its citizens… :(
I mean we have, in essence, become Hungary
Appointing a near-trillionaire who earns MASSIVE money from federal contracts to oversee who gets...checks notes...federal contracts....is a bit too on the nose
They aren't even trying to be subtle about the grift anymore
Appointing a near-trillionaire who earns MASSIVE money from federal contracts to oversee who gets...checks notes...federal contracts....is a bit too on the nose
They aren't even trying to be subtle about the grift anymore
November 15, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Except Hungary has national healthcare for its citizens… :(
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I can’t & won’t tell anyone what to do, but I’ll gently suggest if you’re already feverishly tracking everything this incoming administration does & says & every piece of lobotomized court intrigue you’ll lose your mind right about when you need it most. Go paint some model figurines or something.
November 13, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I can’t & won’t tell anyone what to do, but I’ll gently suggest if you’re already feverishly tracking everything this incoming administration does & says & every piece of lobotomized court intrigue you’ll lose your mind right about when you need it most. Go paint some model figurines or something.