Poorly cropped so you can see who I stole it from haha

The real villains aren’t in the fields—they’re in boardrooms plotting how to keep us divided while they get richer.

Something to remember

BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love

Why are people so quick to block you when you tell them they're wrong about something? It's like no one learned to not plug your ears when you don't want to be wrong. "LALALALA I'M NOT LISTENING" Is the go-to strategy on this app

If Mjölnir only really requires you truly believe you live a just life there's gotta be at least one pedofile who can lift it right?

I'm waging war on Christmas this year. I just burned some idiot's tree, about to go on a drive for some grandma's. Stay posted.

Fuck yeah

This claim is misinformation. Quotes a lawsuit that was dismissed, and there's not ever been shared a shred of evidence for him. I hate the guy, but calling someone a pedo with no evidence is disgusting at best and worse case scenario lays the groundwork to protect Pedi's the way we do rapists.

I wrapped my car in Christmas wrapping paper. My kiddos call it the "smishmas car"

$20 most people who hate the smell of weed have just never smelt good quality weed. Like how when teenagers hate alcohol because they had a room temperature annheiser-busch product instead of a guiness from tap or a good craft beer

Top Russian General Killed By Bomb
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What if instead of friends with benefits (fwb) it was freaks with bunnies and instead of Godless sex it was people who pet bunnies all day.

Taco Bell quesadillas are God's apology for Genocide

Does literally anyone remember Manifest? The show about the people on the plane? Only asking because I'm watching it and I'm already forgetting the plot. Thanks.