💀HP💀
@hanaphylactic.bsky.social
Emo was never a phase and I will beat you at Mario Kart on Nintendo 64.
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@hanaphylactic.bsky.social
· Nov 9
My face when I don't want to be here but everyone is leaving the other app
Nothing forms stronger solidarity in friendships more than when there's a man who's done someone dirty.
January 18, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Nothing forms stronger solidarity in friendships more than when there's a man who's done someone dirty.
Went on my first ever date tonight! He told me not to ghost him. He wanted me to catch public transport so he could drive me home. He was kind and so understanding of who I am as a person with no dating or relationship experience. But I waited an hour in the city for him to find I'd been blocked.
January 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Went on my first ever date tonight! He told me not to ghost him. He wanted me to catch public transport so he could drive me home. He was kind and so understanding of who I am as a person with no dating or relationship experience. But I waited an hour in the city for him to find I'd been blocked.
So proud of my daughter who cleans herself
January 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
So proud of my daughter who cleans herself
Look how cute my mother's wedding dress was 🥰
January 13, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Look how cute my mother's wedding dress was 🥰
Hannah Phylactic? Nah. That's Hannah Pavlova.
January 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Hannah Phylactic? Nah. That's Hannah Pavlova.
The people who make memes for instagram don't get paid enough for doing god's work
January 11, 2025 at 9:58 AM
The people who make memes for instagram don't get paid enough for doing god's work
Gonna write a rom com novel about my life in 2025 and call it A Court of Mallets and Matcha
January 11, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Gonna write a rom com novel about my life in 2025 and call it A Court of Mallets and Matcha
Feeling very ripped off that it's been raining so much while I've been on holidays.
January 11, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Feeling very ripped off that it's been raining so much while I've been on holidays.
It's 7am and I'm laying in bed losing my mind over how funny this meme is. God I love the internet. (Image from oliviabrynnereads on insta)
January 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It's 7am and I'm laying in bed losing my mind over how funny this meme is. God I love the internet. (Image from oliviabrynnereads on insta)
Shout out to my biggest fans on twitter (the 😈 spam accounts)
January 10, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Shout out to my biggest fans on twitter (the 😈 spam accounts)
Feeling sad just want a man with a beautiful 🍆
January 10, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Feeling sad just want a man with a beautiful 🍆
This is going to sound silly but god I miss all of my kids at school and being at work even though it's the place that has put me through so much trauma lol 💀
January 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
This is going to sound silly but god I miss all of my kids at school and being at work even though it's the place that has put me through so much trauma lol 💀
She got the Sabrina Carpenter (no makeup)
January 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
She got the Sabrina Carpenter (no makeup)
Still in bed but might go treat myself to a pastry, a coffee and a haircut.
January 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Still in bed but might go treat myself to a pastry, a coffee and a haircut.
Breaking news: Someone asked me out on a date and I said yes 🤭
January 8, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Breaking news: Someone asked me out on a date and I said yes 🤭
Can't wait to go back to work in 2 weeks and when someone asks what I did on the holidays I'll tell them I got in trouble on instagram for saying men are trash
January 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Can't wait to go back to work in 2 weeks and when someone asks what I did on the holidays I'll tell them I got in trouble on instagram for saying men are trash
Really craving a huge honking glass of Milo with a 50/50 ratio of milk to Milo powder
January 7, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Really craving a huge honking glass of Milo with a 50/50 ratio of milk to Milo powder
I love when the 50mg of serotonin works!
January 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I love when the 50mg of serotonin works!
Something good happened to me for the first time in as long as I can remember and I deserve a nap followed by some impulse shopping as a little treat.
January 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Something good happened to me for the first time in as long as I can remember and I deserve a nap followed by some impulse shopping as a little treat.
I've got that dog in me (impulse shopping)
January 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I've got that dog in me (impulse shopping)
Need to change my tinder bio to 'looking for someone to do the washing up for me'.
January 6, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Need to change my tinder bio to 'looking for someone to do the washing up for me'.
Fav in solodarity if you also laughed when you saw the dong
January 6, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fav in solodarity if you also laughed when you saw the dong