Greg
@halloimgreg.bsky.social
married cat dad
brooklyn
one time card game creator
www.poofthegame.com
brooklyn
one time card game creator
www.poofthegame.com
Almost missed thotsgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Almost missed thotsgiving
Either I’m a new addition to a longtime oomf’s close friends or him and his partner opened their relationship.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Either I’m a new addition to a longtime oomf’s close friends or him and his partner opened their relationship.
Genuine question- where the hell are these dog handlers purchasing their clothing?!
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Genuine question- where the hell are these dog handlers purchasing their clothing?!
Strongly recommend taking an edible and going to Lightscape at the Botanic Garden
a cartoon character from the orbots is standing in front of purple lights
ALT: a cartoon character from the orbots is standing in front of purple lights
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Strongly recommend taking an edible and going to Lightscape at the Botanic Garden
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LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
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I’m guessing there’s no data about Twitter bc the person studying it killed themself
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m guessing there’s no data about Twitter bc the person studying it killed themself
Getting very close to registering for a half marathon
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Getting very close to registering for a half marathon
I truly cannot even begin to explain how unfunny it is to make jokes about trying to also hook up with my brother now that he lives in New York too.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I truly cannot even begin to explain how unfunny it is to make jokes about trying to also hook up with my brother now that he lives in New York too.
Pro: being able to walk immediately out of our apartment building and get on an R train to Astoria with no transfers.
Con: it’s 20 stops
Con: it’s 20 stops
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pro: being able to walk immediately out of our apartment building and get on an R train to Astoria with no transfers.
Con: it’s 20 stops
Con: it’s 20 stops
All I’ll say is that it got it right.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All I’ll say is that it got it right.
Going to a school musical at a private school that costs $70k a year tonight. Gonna find me a rich daddy to have an affair with.
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Going to a school musical at a private school that costs $70k a year tonight. Gonna find me a rich daddy to have an affair with.
Shame they can’t seem to pay most their workers a living wage. 🧐
Walmart is proving to be America’s antidote to the cost of living crisis. https://cnn.it/4o4tNFK
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Shame they can’t seem to pay most their workers a living wage. 🧐
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Good morning I bring good news
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Good morning I bring good news
I don’t know why but people who use my name frequently in text conversations make me uncomfortable. Like why are you ending every question with “,Greg?”
November 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don’t know why but people who use my name frequently in text conversations make me uncomfortable. Like why are you ending every question with “,Greg?”
As the social planner of the couple, my job is to buy tickets to various events and only inform my husband that we’re going with about a week’s notice.
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
As the social planner of the couple, my job is to buy tickets to various events and only inform my husband that we’re going with about a week’s notice.
I’m always so jealous when I talk to Australians because it’s like “Oh, you’re one day closer to the weekend than me. That must be so nice!” fully knowing they have the same number of days in the week as me.
November 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I’m always so jealous when I talk to Australians because it’s like “Oh, you’re one day closer to the weekend than me. That must be so nice!” fully knowing they have the same number of days in the week as me.
They updated the set times- headliner now goes on at 1:30
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
They updated the set times- headliner now goes on at 1:30
Was praying the DJ we’re seeing on Saturday would have a closer but they just released set times and they are the closer playing from 3-5AM.
November 13, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Was praying the DJ we’re seeing on Saturday would have a closer but they just released set times and they are the closer playing from 3-5AM.
Listening to Berghain by Rosalía, Björk, and Yves Tumor on repeat this morning
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Listening to Berghain by Rosalía, Björk, and Yves Tumor on repeat this morning
Took an edible and went to target
November 12, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Took an edible and went to target
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Found out today that Gmail quietly added a thing where AI scraps all your emails, including attachments.
Disabling it is easy but, of course, buried. Here's how:
www.instagram.com/reels/DQ7b8o...
Disabling it is easy but, of course, buried. Here's how:
www.instagram.com/reels/DQ7b8o...
Joe Seltzer on Instagram
2 likes, 0 comments - joeseltzerdrums on November 11, 2025
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November 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Found out today that Gmail quietly added a thing where AI scraps all your emails, including attachments.
Disabling it is easy but, of course, buried. Here's how:
www.instagram.com/reels/DQ7b8o...
Disabling it is easy but, of course, buried. Here's how:
www.instagram.com/reels/DQ7b8o...
Discovered the magic that is the West Elm Outlet in Brooklyn today.
November 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Discovered the magic that is the West Elm Outlet in Brooklyn today.
I promise you don’t need to look at my Scruff profile multiple times a day, it didn’t change since you did that yesterday.
November 7, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I promise you don’t need to look at my Scruff profile multiple times a day, it didn’t change since you did that yesterday.
Apartment lobby playing Padam Padam this morning. Happy Friday, 🚬s
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Apartment lobby playing Padam Padam this morning. Happy Friday, 🚬s