Haggis Chihuahua (AKA Steve Barber)
@haggis.bsky.social
Unindicted, undead, opinionated Chihuahua who occasionally pees on the floor and sometimes writes stuff. MAGAts need not apply.
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I want a presidential candidate who promises to construct Union memorials and statues all over the country.
And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side.
Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.
And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side.
Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.
August 20, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I want a presidential candidate who promises to construct Union memorials and statues all over the country.
And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side.
Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.
And yeah, North and South. Blanket Virginia with statues of Thomas, who actually chose the right side.
Hell, put one of Sherman in the middle of Peachtree Park.
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Maurene Comey's goodbye note to SDNY colleagues:
July 17, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Maurene Comey's goodbye note to SDNY colleagues:
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Sometime early next year the US Treasury will stop distributing the one cent coin (AKA $.01). It’s gonna be a blast watching the MAGAts pretend they know how to round up to the nearest nickle.
May 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Sometime early next year the US Treasury will stop distributing the one cent coin (AKA $.01). It’s gonna be a blast watching the MAGAts pretend they know how to round up to the nearest nickle.
I knew it!
May 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I knew it!
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“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
May 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
“Holy rusted metal, Batman!"
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If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
April 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you think a just-fertilized ovary is entitled to life but are indifferent to what happens to a kidnapped 4-year-old with cancer, sent to a dangerous country without meds, you don’t give a fuck about the lives of children. You are just in a cult that fetishizes being against abortions.
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I dunno. Those Canadians are mighty…friendly.
April 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I dunno. Those Canadians are mighty…friendly.
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America is *so* stupid.
March 14, 2025 at 6:09 AM
America is *so* stupid.
So how are y’all planning on avoiding the “unfortunate festivities” on what otherwise could have been a meaningful and enjoyable MLKDay? Me? Sadly, I’ll be lying flat on a recliner next to my dialysis machine for four hours during the thick of it. Hopefully I can nap through the incessant whining.
January 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
So how are y’all planning on avoiding the “unfortunate festivities” on what otherwise could have been a meaningful and enjoyable MLKDay? Me? Sadly, I’ll be lying flat on a recliner next to my dialysis machine for four hours during the thick of it. Hopefully I can nap through the incessant whining.
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Making America great again means:
1. Doing whatever the billionaires want
2. Appointing only rapists, spies, or dog murderers to lead the government
3. Attacking Canada
1. Doing whatever the billionaires want
2. Appointing only rapists, spies, or dog murderers to lead the government
3. Attacking Canada
January 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Making America great again means:
1. Doing whatever the billionaires want
2. Appointing only rapists, spies, or dog murderers to lead the government
3. Attacking Canada
1. Doing whatever the billionaires want
2. Appointing only rapists, spies, or dog murderers to lead the government
3. Attacking Canada
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The Republican Party despises DEI policies that put unqualified people in positions of power, and that's why Trump has nominated a weekend Fox News host who's never managed anything to be in charge of the Pentagon.
January 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The Republican Party despises DEI policies that put unqualified people in positions of power, and that's why Trump has nominated a weekend Fox News host who's never managed anything to be in charge of the Pentagon.
Is it just me, or does something about Inauguration Day and MLK Day sharing the same date this year seem wrong somehow?
January 11, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Is it just me, or does something about Inauguration Day and MLK Day sharing the same date this year seem wrong somehow?
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
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Donald Trump will be president for another term. But he will forever be a convicted felon and an adjudicated sex abuser.
January 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Donald Trump will be president for another term. But he will forever be a convicted felon and an adjudicated sex abuser.
I guess Mother must have told Mike Pence to pick up his toys and go home.
October 28, 2023 at 7:24 PM
I guess Mother must have told Mike Pence to pick up his toys and go home.