Gustavo Turner
@gustavoturner.bsky.social
Writer + Photographer. Los Angeles. https://linktr.ee/gustavoturnerx
Remember that while you’re reading this, Nathan Fielder is either anonymously flying a plane somewhere, or putting in the 10,000 hours for another special interest, or in production for a 2027 premium streaming show.
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember that while you’re reading this, Nathan Fielder is either anonymously flying a plane somewhere, or putting in the 10,000 hours for another special interest, or in production for a 2027 premium streaming show.
New Jersey: Today we celebrate the poet laureate of our state, The Boss
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
New Jersey: Today we celebrate the poet laureate of our state, The Boss
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
Every Bruce Springsteen song: “This town blows asssssss, I can’t wait to get the fuck outta heeeeeeere, am I right Big Man?” (honking sax solo)
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Shouldn’t it be Van Dutch?
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Shouldn’t it be Van Dutch?
I hate LA Halloween what do you mean you’re the atrocious Yelp reviews of the cantankerous Record Collector dude on Melrose
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I hate LA Halloween what do you mean you’re the atrocious Yelp reviews of the cantankerous Record Collector dude on Melrose
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Hot MILFs in my area? In this economy?
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
Hot MILFs in my area? In this economy?
The Full Story (2017)
October 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The Full Story (2017)
Weapons, aka The Aunting
October 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Weapons, aka The Aunting
I wanna go on record saying I’m fully in favor of AI.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
October 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I wanna go on record saying I’m fully in favor of AI.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
Really don’t understand all these busybodies having any issues with anal intercourse.
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Least expected sentence from the actual Wikipedia entry for “Christmas”:
December 19, 2024 at 10:33 PM
Least expected sentence from the actual Wikipedia entry for “Christmas”:
October 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
“Actually, Frankenhooker is the doctor. That’s Frankenhooker’s date…”
October 18, 2025 at 3:50 AM
“Actually, Frankenhooker is the doctor. That’s Frankenhooker’s date…”
That disco song about the fuckboi astronaut (I Will Survive)
October 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
That disco song about the fuckboi astronaut (I Will Survive)
October 16, 2025 at 4:53 AM
This is kinda wild
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 PM
This is kinda wild
2025 SWers: what 19th-century SW name would you pick (and not lose any subs)?
October 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
2025 SWers: what 19th-century SW name would you pick (and not lose any subs)?
Ok — squirt is not pee. But is it brat?
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Ok — squirt is not pee. But is it brat?
Luxury apartment is an oxymoron.
October 13, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Luxury apartment is an oxymoron.
According to Grok, “Gustavo Turner's content typically explores themes of kindness, urban life, and artistry," which seemed a pleasant summary.”
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October 13, 2025 at 7:50 PM
According to Grok, “Gustavo Turner's content typically explores themes of kindness, urban life, and artistry," which seemed a pleasant summary.”
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